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@BillMarus @Sofia50020Sofia And the buttons clicked something metal inside. The tv responded to the sound. The reason I know this is I accidentally dropped my dad’s keys and the channel changed! So then I shook the keys wildly and the sound changed, the channel changed etc!

@Sofia50020Sofia This is a 50’s era remote.

Something is wrong in this 1960s living room. Can you spot it?

@swd2 You know what’s going to make you grit your teeth? Trumps going to keep it when he leaves office!

Trump finally got his dream ride: a shiny $400M Qatar Force One, gifted by his oil buddies. Because nothing says ‘America First’ like flying around in a foreign prince’s hand-me-down jet while taxpayers foot the retrofits.

@EastEndJoe That one is photoshopped! Here is the original

I like highly educated, classy First Ladies who never had to pose nude for photo shoots. 💙

@OUSoonerSteph Like this?

Get back on the fishing boat Hillary.

@Sydney_Supple @TexasTechSB Double Entendre. She knows what she’s doing. Why she has to diss her former school makes no sense to me. Was she so butthurt she got benched because she was sucking so bad at the plate?

Kasidi Pickering makes it official that she’ll join @TexasTechSB’s roster and writes, “Here everything is better”. Pickering hit 50 home runs in her three seasons at Oklahoma.

@iqrafatma1278 Kinda hard to spend those quarters in South Asia, isn’t it!

Some guy tipped me ten dollars in quarters, and I’m still trying to figure out what kind of person thinks that’s acceptable. I just finished a DoorDash order, and he casually mentions he forgot to tip in the app—which, fine, not ideal, whatever. Then he dramatically pulls out a literal roll of quarters like he’s handing me the crown jewels. He looks me dead in the eye and says, “Sorry man, I didn’t tip on the app, this is all I’ve got.” Yeah, thanks. I love holding a handful of coins like it’s 1998. I don’t use change. I’m not a parking meter. I’m not walking around with rolls of quarters or dumping them into a Coinstar just to get the money I already earned. I took it because arguing over coins isn’t how I planned to spend my day, but that doesn’t make it okay. Tipping in quarters is peak absurdity. Tip in the app, tip in bills, tip digitally—literally anything that doesn’t involve me schlepping around loose metal. Acting like this is normal? Pure comedy. And yes, no one should ever think a pocketful of coins counts as a tip.

@Selene_Mariposa West, Texas!! How’d you pull that out? Home of the best kolaches ever!

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world. And they are not handling it well. In the best possible way. Here is what they are discovering: Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time. Free water at every restaurant. Just appears. Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited. Free chips and salsa before you even order. Free warm bread with dinner. Ice in drinks like civilized people. Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact. Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going. Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it. Ranch dressing by the gallon. Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced. Dental care that actually works. Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s. Then they found the grocery stores. Five of them within one mile. Each one the size of an aircraft hangar. Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday. The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes. In silence. Processing. They finally understand why we do not have trains. We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive. Parking lots the size of small European countries. Airports in every city worth visiting. Why would we need trains. The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle. The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak. The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre. The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas. Welcome to America. Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined. Write that down. 🦋

@marc_downs @ChefNate777 @BBGreatMoments Jackso hit 4 homers in four at bats, but 3 were in one game and the fourth was the very next game. World Series games to boot.

@ChefNate777 @BBGreatMoments Reggie never did that. He had 3 homeruns in a World Series game, but never 4

When I say “four home run game,” who’s the first player you think of?

@CoyoteRaider Sure, deflect from the point. It’s not her. It’s Tech.

@JustAVoice18 I was told yall don’t want her and she sucks but now you’re upset she left? Which is it?

I'm done talking about Pickering and Tech after this post. Notice the caption under the photo on the article on MSN. Nothing will be done but isn't that the definition of tampering? Why do we have a portal window if teams choose to ignore it and go after other schools players?

@t3xassteelers @32hometeam Tech fans. The Rodney Dangerfield of college sports.

@JustAVoice18 @32hometeam Oklahoma does the same shit too. Shut your self righteous ass up.

@MLKJrwitdasauce Who are you?

@JustAVoice18 Holy shit, you retards really have to learn the rules and figure out what actual tampering is

@PortaPanic Take your burner account and go to Taco Bell

@JustAVoice18 You should probably get a life if this bothers you this much in 2026. I just saw a post from an OU fan indicating OU was negywith a player’s agent who is “not in the portal yet”. Thats tampering!! Sit down. Patty tampers. No one has a gun to their head in these situations.

@brucesooners67 @RonnyCrimson69 @justfactsmaam @D1Softball @OU_Softball Ronny is washed. He’s a negative Nancy all the time. Does that make sense?

@JustAVoice18 @RonnyCrimson69 @justfactsmaam @D1Softball @OU_Softball This comment makes zero sense

Former Loyola Chicago C Abbie Gregus is transferring to Oklahoma. A 5th-year senior, Gregus owns a .195 career batting average with nine doubles, five home runs, 29 RBIs, and 20 runs scored. She also owns a career fielding percentage of .982.

@abmarkman Do I have to fly to Nigeria to get it?

@OklahomieSooner I’m skipping my 50 year high school reunion and watching it on my tv in the comfort of my home! Boomer!

I'm skipping my 30-year high school reunion and I'm taking the parental unit to Omaha instead! Boomer! #BoomerSooner

@RonnyCrimson69 @justfactsmaam @D1Softball @OU_Softball Speaking from experience are you?

@justfactsmaam @D1Softball @OU_Softball Patty might actually be washed

@32hometeam While I might not disagree, that’s bending the rules really far imo. There’s the letter of the law and then there’s the spirit of the law. Tech seems to ignore the spirit of the law. Their reputation precedes them! We can also agree every player knows who their agent contacts!

@JustAVoice18 It’s agents contacting teams testing the market for their clients…seeing who’s interested and who would pay what before seasons are over. Not the opposing teams and not the players themselves. Can’t be tampering if the agent is the middle man.

@RonCStewart1 @PickeringKasidi No you are correct

@JustAVoice18 @PickeringKasidi She doesn't owe anyone a comment.

@Ashncoll I wish I was there to buy 10 jello shots!

I don’t see any Oklahoma fans talking shit. But I see people whose teams didn’t make it to Omaha this year and ones who have lost roughly 5-9 years in a row in CFB talking shit. Weird.