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Trust me, Sudi & Kururia combined have an IQ of a female anopheles mosquito. They have no brain to grab a 300 acre land in the leafy suburb of Runda. They acted as Mumu proxies for the chief land grabber.

Linda Mwananchi Faction secretely registered a Party, They will be formally picking the certificate tomorrow, Shock on Wanga and Oburu busy crying for Respect, engaging in voodoo, blackmail, goonism Wa merge tu na UDA, after all walifikwa bei Anyway, more information asubuhi

@ndekwamiriam @georgediano And have to break them bones to straighten them out.

@georgediano Wait until u find that body curled 😭😭u can faint

Clock app will show us things. As a Mortician was creating content while preparing a body for embalming, the corpse suddenly released gas, which doctors say is part of post-mortem changes called rigor mortis a.k.a the last fart. Mkufi ameachilia freno namna hatari.🥲😂😂😂😂

In early 2022, a barrel of oil was $139, but we only paid Ksh 134 at the pump. Today, the world price is way down at $88, but we are paying Ksh 206. The math only works if you look at the taxes. Ruto's govt doubled VAT on fuel to 16% and stopped the subsidies that used to keep the price below Ksh 160. So even though the oil is cheaper for the govt to buy, they are charging us more through taxes and letting the weak Shilling hit our pockets directly. The same people who complained about the "high" prices in 2022 are now presiding over the most expensive fuel we've ever had. William Ruto never had any plan to make things better than Uhuru despite telling us that Uhuru was clueless in matters fuel. In fact, it turns out that Uhuru is way much ahead of this Kasongo guy in terms of track record.

@georgediano Alphas will humble you.

Ayaaam telling you this new generation is something else. I have this 5 year old who lectures me like she is my mother.

Finds V.A.T. on fuel at 8 %, raises it to 16%, then "lowers" it to 13% and finally to 8%... MATAK0 YAKE! Finds dollar at 119, raises it to 162 and then "lowers" it to 130... MATAK0 YAKE! Finds ID registration FREE, introduces a Ksh. 1,000 fee and then "scraps" it after 13 months in the spirit of listening to the cries of Kenyans... MATAK0 YAKE! Finds Fuel at Ksh. 159, raises it to Ksh. 177, increases it again to Ksh. 207 and then "reduces" it to Ksh. 190. Increases it by 48 shillings, then "cuts" Ksh. 10... MATAK0 YAKE!

2022: How come the fuel in Uganda is cheaper than the fuel in Kenya? 2026: Abujubuju! #RejectFuelPrices

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! #RejectFuelPrices

Caroline Mutoko’s Late Awakening Exposes Decades of Intellectual Shallowness in Kenyan Media After nearly three decades in an illustrious media career, @CarolineMutoko has suddenly woken up to the realization that she knows very little. The confession, while belated, reeks of hypocrisy. For years, many of us tried to engage Mutoko and her peers on the urgent need for genuine educational reform in Kenya. We repeatedly pointed out that the 8-4-4 system was a British colonial relic deliberately crafted under Daniel Arap Moi and the corrupt church - led by figures like Archbishop Ndindi Mwana Nzeki - to cripple public schools and push families toward expensive, church-owned private institutions. The curriculum deliberately shifted focus away from critical knowledge toward narrow religious indoctrination. Countries like Iran where Islam is a major faith, anything rooted in Islamic knowledge, civilization, trade, diplomacy, or even conflict resolution was systematically suppressed by a pro-Church curriculum filtered through European colonial lenses. We argued consistently that religion should be completely removed from the core curriculum and that the church must be kept out of shaping young minds with its narrow, Eurocentric worldview. Instead, Fred Matiang’i and Uhuru Kenyatta pushed through the even more disastrous Competency-Based Curriculum (CBC); a sham “reform” that worsened the problem. The same Matiang’i who helped engineer that mess ten years ago now pretends he wants to fix the very failures he created. Kenya is a secular state. That secular character must be enforced from the school level onward. Throughout her long reign at Radio Africa, Mutoko actively perpetuated anti-intellectualism. She turned the station into a conveyor belt of the same twenty recycled songs and shallow content focused on relationship drama and low-IQ politics. Serious ideas were sidelined. The arrival of the internet has eliminated any excuse. No one can still blame a redundant colonial-era curriculum for personal intellectual failings. It is far too late in the day to admit you spent decades breast-feeding on Western propaganda from degenerate outlets like CNN, BBC, and Sky News. Worse still, Mutoko played godmother to Larry Madowo, mentoring and elevating him to international prominence. His conspicuous silence on these high-IQ topics only highlights his own intellectual shallowness and the wasted opportunity of that mentorship. Instead of expanding society’s cumulative knowledge, Madowo has largely become another polished propagandist. I have written a detailed, thesis-level analysis exposing the deliberate sabotage of Kenyan education through the 8-4-4 system and the infamous Moi-Kamunge Commission of 1985. That commission, chaired by James Mwangi Kamunge - founder of Daystar University - was the architect of the malaise that still cripples Kenyan minds today. Under the guise of “reform,” it systematically engineered the decapitation of public education, shifting resources and focus toward church-owned private institutions while turning schools into factories for religious conformity rather than critical thinking. The result is a generation of intellectual dwarfs. Figures like Madowo, a product of this very system, now cast aspersions on the journalistic qualifications of others while proudly representing the shallow, half-baked output of a university built on the ruins of deliberately destroyed public education. Caroline Mutoko, you are part of the problem. Just as we demand accountability from politicians, we demand the same from influential media figures. Take responsibility for your role in entrenching Kenya’s pervasive information blockade and anti-intellectual culture. The time for convenient late awakenings is over.

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For the First Time... On X Space, Cometh Mr. Fix it! Hizo vitu mumekuwa mkisema, come and ask him on Sunday Itumbi, you are welcome too. I see the Ruaraka issue imefanya ukakuwa Anaconda Saw you prattling on JKL and I was like kwani State Housing iko dieting?!🤔

@KichaKibovu @amerix Preventive measures should first focus on lifestyle for example through Food. If a patient is diagnosed, they must medicate while trying to modify their lifestyle.

@K_Cymons @amerix Still medicine but not food.

"So, Amerix, what shall we eat?" "So, Amerix, what do you eat?" "So, Amerix, just say you want us to die." "So, Amerix, you have banned all the foods." "So, Amerix, will you live long?" "So, Amerix, don't you know these foods are more affordable than arrow roots?" "So, Amerix, what is the alternative?" These are the slaves of the system. They are addicted to processed carbs. The best I can do is to show them these Hypertension and diabetes drugs. Since they can't afford arrow-roots, they can afford daily Mircadis Plus and Treviamet. Genius! #FoodFriday

Hollywood actor Samuel L. Jackson in a campaign video rocking a Kenya flag inspired T-shirt with the word Jamhuri

If you are a Kenyan, You must have seen a sustained narrative claiming that your president and his deputy are at loggerheads. They are NOT. You must have heard that the president is persecuting his deputy just the same way the former president was at loggerheads with his deputy. They were not. Here is the thing, The system keeps you in a sustained political debate. This artificial conundrum is designed to distract you and vex your spirits. This debate is meant to sow divisions among citizens. The system thrives in confusion, division and distraction. Listen, The social stratum has the wealthy, the middle class and the poor. The poor are busy looking for survival, they have little time for political correctness. The wealthy are busy looking after their wealth by funding politicians to write legislation that will continue making them wealthier. The crux of the matter is in the middle class where you and I sit. These are the pawns of the game. They are educated but are idiots. They are the ones who go to the queue for voting.  (The poor don't vote unless induced by money). The middle class are the noise decibels. They are the donkeys that work hard to feed the rich. They are heavily taxed. They are the fools thrown into a heated circus to hate each other, create divisions and distract themselves. They claim to be learned but cannot decipher the political con game. The middle class are the ones with big televisions, smartphones and computers. It is here the rich pay the media to sow seeds of confusion and distraction. It is only a foolish Kenyan who thinks the political crooks from both ends of the political divide don't meet privately to laugh at how they have divided the masses. It is only a foolish citizen who thinks politicians serve them. They don't and will never. Politicians serve • The World Bank • World Economic Forum • IMF • USAID • UKAID • America • Britain Refuse to be drawn into imaginary conflicts. Focus on your goals. Mobilize your energies. Politicians won't save you. They are part of the problem. #DrainTheSwamp

Methu introduces Rigathi Gachagua as the peoples Deputy President and the crowd goes wild in Nyandarua,ameambia Kimani asijaribu kutusi Riggy g!!

@MuneneArnolds @WairimuMariam 😂😂😂

Married men are very puny. You'd think that wives are the ones who turn their husbands into weak men but the truth is that the men bring the misery upon themselves.

@K_Cymons @HarrynatorA @ivymuthe I wish you love and light 😂😂

@WairimuMariam @HarrynatorA @ivymuthe 😂😂😂

As a literature enthusiast, I feel that locking Guardian behind that mini-door is symbolic.