Gareth Kaye

It's Friday, let's order a takeaway and start the diet again on Monday?

@sarikamon7 @StretfordPaddck 🤣🤣

@KayeGareth @StretfordPaddck Top of your head 😅 You've been lying in wait like a Japanese soldier for this question.

💭You have to pick one #MUFC player from each year from 2010 to 2026 and build an ideal XI. Can't repeat years 🔴👇

@connor_ney @StretfordPaddck Ha! Sure I missed someone, top of my head that without much thinking 😂

@KayeGareth @StretfordPaddck This is the correct answer bravo

@Brehski89 @ronaldobrown_98 Absolutely. One of the most pointless signings in years and now due to the injuries/wages we'll never be able to sell. Fully expect him to go on loan a couple of times and leave on a free in about 3 years time.

@ronaldobrown_98 Since the day we where rumoured to get him from Chelsea I didn't like it. And I still stand by it, awful transfer. Constantly injured and barely contributes(goals or assists) while playing. Don't care that "managers love him". He's a nothing player who's way too expensive.

Another myth. During his first couple of seasons, he was completely anonymous in games. He had a decent spell when he played under Amorim more recently, so that's what people are using to paint the picture of his overall performance since he's arrived. Recency bias.

Arsenal are so obsessed with set pieces they've forgotten how to attack! Absolutely awful 💩 So lucky they are on the easy side of the Champions League draw, basically playing Europa League standard teams until the Semi Finals. #EFLCupFinal #ARSMCI

Brian Brobbey is a beast, would give Adama Traore a run for strongest player in the league 💪 #NEWSUN

Brighton and Everton were outstanding yesterday! Makes our point on Friday look good now. Decent position to be in before the final push 🤞 #MUFC

@Matt_Law_DT Sorry forgot we are not allowed as we got a dodgy penalty in 1998. Our bad.

Manchester United complaining about penalties 🤣🤣

Not a great advert for the defending in the Premier League, all this. Maybe there's more to the game than wrestling at corners.

@paddypower Never mind, won their cup final against Man Utd 🎉

GOAL!! Raphinha makes it 7-2 after a shocking mistake from Ramsey. (Agg 8-3)

Yamal's passing is outrageous 😮‍💨 #BARNEW

@rioferdy5 Honestly couldn't care less about him being "dour". I like it, last thing we need is another clown where every press conference is some drama full of stupid quotes.

Michael Carrick rant 😤

Great set of results this weekend thanks to the Brazilians! 🇧🇷 Casemiro, Cunha, Richarlison! Cheers lads 💪 #MUFC

@Cantona_Collars One of the best journalists of all time. GOAT tier. What a show!

Saturday mornings in the 90s meant one thing: Gazzetta Football Italia on Channel 4. James Richardson in a café, espresso and cornetto on the table, reading through a pile of La Gazzetta dello Sport while catching us up on the best of Serie A. It was unmissable TV. ☕️📰⚽️

I hear lawnmowers! Forget “meteorological” and “astronomical” - lawnmowers are the first real sign of spring.

@Zorbing3 @MUFCScoop @goodbadftblpod Na. I watch his podcasts, not much going on upstairs, fantastic player though!

@KayeGareth @MUFCScoop @goodbadftblpod Or maybe y’all who didn’t understood what he said needed a break down cos y’all ain’t bright😂😅😀

Paul Scholes explains his Instagram story on Michael Carrick: “It was in no way intended to be offensive towards Michael. He’d be the last person I want to offend. I messaged Michael anyway. He told me himself he wasn’t upset by it.” [@goodbadftblpod]

@DAZNBoxing @DZBTUK @ringmagazine But Tyson was "robbed" 😂🤡

Oleksandr Usyk had Tyson Fury going in their first fight 🤯 @DZBTUK #UsykVerhoeven | May 23 | Live Exclusively on DAZN | @RingMagazine 🤳

@Cantona_Collars Been coming for weeks, so poor, lethargic, zero energy.

We have absolutely no one to blame but ourselves. A really, really, really poor performance.

@TheGreenDevil20 Totally agree, I'd take a point right now. Kinda feels like a "free hit" as Liverpool lost and Villa play Chelsea later. Huge if we win!

Newcastle away is hard, they’re a bogey team for us too! And let’s be honest , we’re due a loss!! I hope this train keeps steaming ahead tho