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Oxymoron

@Keylvinne

That VW beetle fan || Land and Property consultancy || Shamba Online Shop || Lover of life and it’s lessons.

Nairobi, Kenya เข้าร่วม Eylül 2013
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Oxymoron@Keylvinne·
@nattydreadj2 Anaambiwa aende polisi to give the claims she is making gravity and a legal framework for action.
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Oxymoron@Keylvinne·
@Anto_mbuguaa Unasema watu waoperate namna yangu. Leta gari na logbook, shika pesa and we move
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Junkyard diver@Anto_mbuguaa·
Street rules… usiwai toa deposit Kama huna full amount ama huyuko sure Nimekua na scenario Kama hi jamaa so sure doh itaingia next week so gari isiende akaweka depo…. Long story short tulioshwa 250k (case taking long pale small claims) Buy gari kama mkate… shika pesa leta gari.. end
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Thread Today i spent the entire day at Kyra platinum imports in westie, nilisindikiza bois wangu huko kuwadai the 100K he had paid as deposit for a C220d , wamekataa kurudisha, my friend was actually serious about buying the car, but bank held his money, he was to clear the...

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Oxymoron@Keylvinne·
@Mwaniki_mbui Atleast for a few weeks or a month or two ivi io matatu ya kwanza haitasumbua. Ilianguka that same same day this video was taken.
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Mashaa@Mwaniki_mbui·
Hii nayo inataka viewers discretion!. The madness will shock you, watch to the end.
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Joyce Nyairo
Joyce Nyairo@jnyairo·
When KALRO and KEBS warn us there is aflotoxin-laced cereal in the country, and that it has cancer-causing agents, what do they want us, as consumers, to do? Do we have the means to trace, mop up—and prosecute those selling— toxic grain? Why does GoK stop at WARNING the public?😮‍💨
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WAINAINA, HSC@TheDukeofNBO·
An architect of state fragmentation, Henry Wooster is Washington’s premier diplomatic mercenary. Fresh from anchoring the controlled collapse of Haiti, he lands in Nairobi not as an envoy of peace, but as an operative sent to destabilize Kenya’s sovereignty. @USAmbKenya
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Oxymoron@Keylvinne·
@mrkev_sir @WillyAbuga Hii nakwambia inawanga muenjoyo tupu. Ii ukisema ni kupull in gear 1 ama 2 ikiwa na clutch mpya inavuruta kama ya rupal mamaye😁 if unaeza amua new age cars naeza kushow tafuta ii and slap coilies and 18 inch rims badala ya the 17 it comes with and enjoy
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Willy Abuga@WillyAbuga·
We had a 6 speed Manuel 1500cc diesel Demio at the workshop today 🥹, quite a rare find. There are very very few like this locally.
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Yoko
Yoko@Kibet_bull·
Kumbe Elwak-Modogashe road was Uhuru Kenyatta’s project under the World Bank. Uhuru Kenyatta signed it, 750M US dollars. Among other projects ie Wajir Stadium Ruto is joy riding on Uhuru’s projects. I have highlighted some
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goma@soigomaa·
No woman is born of a man’s rib. Every man is born of a woman’s womb. One of the patriarchy’s oldest lie is crowning the father as the lifegiver.
quote@itsmubashi

Daily reminder :

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Oxymoron@Keylvinne·
@ThatFatOldMan @soigomaa If men are so useless at bringing life. Why are you not pregnant every other month? Doesn’t this prove that without that man they degrade heavily, their egg is basically a clot and bad moods for days. Pretty useless argument they are making there
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ThatFatOldMan@ThatFatOldMan·
@soigomaa Let me know the moment a woman not blessed by the lord gets pregnant without the seed of life fertilizing their egg. I'll wait.
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Oxymoron@Keylvinne·
@kilundeezy @osoroKE If this fails to bite, knowing this regime and their greed…wanaeza tutaftia ebola package hatari ndio sasa wapate justification mzuri
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Oxymoron@Keylvinne·
@MtotowaBookten @kerubo_hillary Kudeal na one entity na deal iko locked in ni better. We used to do this na security company flani. Tunawapea succeed na probox, wanatupea a deal ya 2 years wazitumie kama chase cars. Only draw back was one succeed that got shot at ikiwa kazini as they tried to rob the carrier
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Mtoto wa Bookten@MtotowaBookten·
@kerubo_hillary A place i used to work last year tuliletewa 6 probox na kila probox ilikua inalipiwa 40k pm...but it was a 1 yr contract
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Kerry 🇰🇪@kerubo_hillary·
"Rent your car and earn 33k a month" Is that even worth it really?!
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Mkenya Mzalendo@Kenboychild·
@kerubo_hillary It was worth it when that kadudu you are looking at was worth 400K... Post - covid something drastic happened to car prices & almost all popular cars nearly doubled their prices...
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Oxymoron@Keylvinne·
@CNairobian1_ @xysist Enda small claims. In 3 months that matter inakua solved na waeza pata damages apo/interest Ukiwa na haraka, pea karao unajua io kazi. watafinywa watoe pesa
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FRANK@CNairobian1_·
Thread Today i spent the entire day at Kyra platinum imports in westie, nilisindikiza bois wangu huko kuwadai the 100K he had paid as deposit for a C220d , wamekataa kurudisha, my friend was actually serious about buying the car, but bank held his money, he was to clear the...
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Eric
Eric@amerix·
Rwanda, a small country, has never recorded a single Ebola case. Burundi, a small country, has never recorded a single Ebola case. These countries border DRC in South Kivu where the current outbreak has been reported by the Western media and it is spreading fast. In these two countries, the Banyamulenge cross freely between the DRC and these two countries. The M23 rebels have complicated the epidemic by making the health systems in South Kivu dysfunctional. In 1994, Rwanda had one of the most catastrophic human crises. So, why are there no "Ebola cases" in these small countries? Why can't America establish their quarantine centres in Rwanda or Burundi or Tanzania instead of Kenya?
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Oxymoron@Keylvinne·
@salimishmael_ Those muthaiga and pango owners hawaezi kubali their flats ziangushwe.
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Oxymoron@Keylvinne·
@LegalEzra Btw we had a principal aliwa anajua kufanya kesi iwe kubwa sana. Like vile maboy husouround mwalimu dame ana diabs trying to be cheeky na maswali mob and all? He once called our parents eti charges being sexual assault. Jamaa anasema we wanted mwalimu🫤mzazi aliskia ivo akaflip.
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Oxymoron@Keylvinne·
My shenanigans had me in some strike thing. Mzae akapigiwa on a Sato usiku akaambiwa kijana is a menace, mkujie kesho asubuhi by 8am ama utamtoa cell juu haezi kaa na watu. Buda akasema he has church in the morning and further if siezi kaa na watu, nyumbani naenda nikae na nini?
Social Butterfly@_Mulandi_89

nishawahi kua rebellious shule , i was given 2 weeks suspension,before leaving the headteacher called my dad who was a headteacher somewhere else to inform him,my dad responded that he had no room in his house 4 criminals ,wanipeleke moja kwa moja voi police station.😭

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Oxymoron@Keylvinne·
@Dreymwangi Huh? That was the idea of the whole project.
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drey (25/26 )🏆@Dreymwangi·
Just noticed all the 4 bypasses are actually interconnected
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husseinkhalid
husseinkhalid@husskhalid·
27 years old Charles Mangaru Mwangi was shot and killed yesterday Monday 1st June 2026 as Laikipia residents took to the streets to protest the proposed Ebola Quarantine Centre for US nationals. Charles was shot in the chest/shoulder area and died on the spot. His body is lying at the Nanyuki Teaching and Referral Hospital awaiting postmortem.
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