Keep it in the Short Stuff Podcast

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Jon Rahm to shoot 69 today, on what would have been the late, great, Seve's 69th birthday 🇪🇸

The next 4 nights... 👶👶👶 #TheMasters

@RNCutt @dougiedonnelly @TheMasters @BBCSport @robert1lefty Your timeline demonstrates your IQ and if it were a golf handicap, you'd be on tour.

@dougiedonnelly @TheMasters @BBCSport @robert1lefty Yes. But I am sure the Masters committee will tell him that his offensive low IQ expletives, so representative of the very worst of Scotland, will NOT be tolerated at the Masters.

Having worked on a bunch of @TheMasters for @BBCSport back in the day, played the course, and caddied in the Par 3 contest, I always look forward to golf's second best Major ! And I'm sure you can guess who I'd love to see win this year ...@robert1lefty.

@RNCutt @dougiedonnelly @TheMasters @BBCSport @robert1lefty Swearing is actually a sign of high intellect you fuckwit. Away and take yer face for a shite.

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@Titleist leaving AVX off their loyalty deal this year is a bawbag move 😐

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@will_taylor_12 @ukgolfguy It's not the British Open, it's The Open Championship. Always has been.

@ukgolfguy This is in insanely stupid question I know… but since it’s not the British Open anymore and they have played outside of GB, could you ever see a situation where it’s played outside of Europe? Melbourne in July is kinda open championship weather

The 2051 US Open will be played at Oakland Hills. We are yet to find out where the 2028 Open Championship will be held. This is nuts on 2 levels!

An important peace of advice to all golfers this weekend ✝️

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@NTPGolf66 @Glute_Activator He refused part of that medical test, hence he was arrested.

@Glute_Activator This is so ridiculous and proves zero. In Australia, they just test you. No games, just medical evidence which is a little more conclusive.

I need someone to explain what he’s supposed to be doing here because at first glance, I’d fail this test while stone cold sober.

@jonathan789_ @TheStroker83 @JMHEEN That doesn't suit the narrative of the OP, focusing on players shooting their handicap every time they play.

@KiitShortStuff @TheStroker83 @JMHEEN At their home course they shoot 8 under and they’re pissed

A golfer can shoot over par all the time and still be considered a scratch gol…. No. I love jokes. They induce a sense of whimsy and wonder. April Fools is good. But this “joke” has gone on long enough. A scratch golfer shoots even par. Every. Single. Time. Cheers

@user900381 @69TheAdonis @Certinfy @livedarts He hasn't got a personality, you're confusing being a wee bawbag with someone that has personality i.e. Ricky Evans.

@69TheAdonis @Certinfy @livedarts Of course, but I still prefer this to him having no personality at all

Luke Littler on Instagram 👀📲

@joshpearson180 Showing himself as the grade A wanker that he is. This is why he gets booed at every venue outwith the English ones, he's a wee dobber.

The incident for anyone that didn’t see it

@NotFarLeftAtAll Heat

What's missing from this banging full English breakfast?