@meerkat_ink April Fool's Day is the one day Phil gets to truly be himself, and after can just say it was all an April Fools joke.
Maybe, probably, the most clinically insane stream of the year.
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TheKingCountySnake
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Quite literally the most Burnellian thing ever is to be the unfunniest he's ever been on the one day a year people are supposed to be funny
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Phil in total clown mode. @TheyCallMeDSP basically he is using April Fool's day to act like a King, demand 10 goals ($1500) and go in on LTG (his homoerotic fixation) all with the out that it was an April Fool's Day joke.
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44 year old family man didn't know it was Easter this Sunday, but did you know, its his BIRTHDAY the following Monday.
Will be spending both on streams.
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@KingCountySnake @darksydephil @Asmongold Except that Middle age Lesbians wouldn’t be afraid of confrontation as much as Phil is lol
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@FoolsRobbi95670 @darksydephil @Asmongold After telling your detractors daily how happily married you are.
But this is also a man who talks about his "family" and is referring to his wife and a cat.
Basically a middle aged lesbian.
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@KingCountySnake @darksydephil @Asmongold Can you imagine being married and spending 10 hours on your birthday online with strangers and not your wife
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@tipsy_crusader With how gross he looks, the pirate costume and the most insane lisp I've ever heard, its like he morphed into a side character on Ren & Stimpy
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He always turns into the gayest nigga alive on his birthday, every year 🤣.
TheKingCountySnake@KingCountySnake
A formal birthday from @DarkSydePhil to his best friend in the world @Asmongold
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@TheRealDashFir1 He didn't get over the fact he did a release day marathon and moved around the sacred schedule and 5 hours in it didn't even hit 1 goal when you know he was expecting 3 or 4
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DSP says he will not play Crimson desert anymore if support is low today. Calls the game boring
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@poems_past After the Missing Week, Phil now takes a bunch of Thursday/Friday off for "appointments" and clearly has been on some kind of GLP-1.
I think he had a health issue.
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Remember the week Dsp randomly disappeared that also coincidentally happened to coincide right around a date that he gave in DMs to PPP saying he would have to go visit his mom again?
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last year it was all sex tourist shirts. this year is gamer t-shirts under sex tourist shirts. does he feel like his credibility as a gamer was being questioned and decided to wear 2 shirts on camera to prove that he was still a gamer while complaining about the 46 degree heat?
Tᗩ᙭ ᕼEᗩᗪᖇOOᗰ@poems_past
Hope you’re all ready for the “help pay my closing costs” marathon 👍
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@KingCountySnake @darksydephil @Asmongold So hold up, what about Wings? Where’s the formal invitation for him?
On a real note, this is some sad sad shit. When you thought you have seen it all, Le Gout shows us there are levels to this.
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@Ode2Ash @Asmongold "Fuck DSP through the floor"
That's what he is hoping he can eventually get LTG to do.
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Dear @Asmongold please come by my stream on my birthday so your much larger audience can give me money. Fuck DSP through the floor.
TheKingCountySnake@KingCountySnake
A formal birthday from @DarkSydePhil to his best friend in the world @Asmongold
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@poems_past The only things he has ever said him and Kat do are:
Getting groceries
Eating food
Watching Kat play video games
Laying in bed watching other cows detractor content while Kat sleeps
Actual hobbies:
Gin
SweatyJPEGs
Dreaming of LTG and Andy Warski
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He legit has zero interests or hobbies off stream.
If anything he’s made “his wife” his only hobby
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@Andywarski @Asmongold I bet he would love if his gaming soul mate and streaming rival Dandy Warski brought him a piece of cake... for his birthday.
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Yo @Asmongold - DSP is having a birthday party with cake and balloons and has invited you formally and wants you to see this. If you decide to go and bring a gift he really likes support. Have a fun time if you decide to go. 🎈 🎂
TheKingCountySnake@KingCountySnake
A formal birthday from @DarkSydePhil to his best friend in the world @Asmongold
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