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@JAdeliyi I could remember back then, the drainages around those areas were called “bed Amosun” by the locals 😂😂😂

When Amosun Complete the Roads around Ita Eko, Omida and the axis then people start dropping refuse at the middle of the road. Amosun came personally to tell the people to stop. They complained that people often drive to those places and drop it in the middle of the night. After the offence becomes repeated they have to lock people's shops and houses that are close to the road. The people later find a lasting solution by having an "ode" to monitor the place in the night. When the "ode" start catching them they all have to comply. At times what we mostly understand is brute force and it is sad that we have to get to these beautiful compliance can be enforced.

@TheAmenReigns This feels like a coordinated one, just to build evidence and excuses ahead for 2027 election portal hack

Cyberwarfare

@Mrbhadoosky Jus stay in barking, westham or Whitechapel area and hop on Hammersmith and city line to Farringdon ✌️

"£25k annually in London- is it possible? I am on track to be offered a £25k a year role that is hybrid to an office in London around Holborn/Farringdon, 2 days a week. There is no room for negotiation. I cannot drive so I need to live within reasonable commuting distance of the office. The benefits don't offset the costs of London either. I guess my question is, given all that, if the offer does come through as expected, is it feasible for me to accept it and make it work? I know obviously that if possible it would be tight, but I guess I am wondering just how tight. Would it be "struggling to feed myself" tight or "can't save much but otherwise okay" kind of tight on finances? This is coming after 6 months of unsuccessful job hunting, hence why it's even really on the table. I'm qualified for better, but just haven't had luck and need to fill the gap on my resume and gain more experience to hopefully break out into the roles I'm already qualified for but have too much competition in." *As seen on a platform. What do you think?

@Omoola2021 @Letter_to_Jack Abori nta awọm pọnripọngba ẹ ???

@Letter_to_Jack If you are a Yoruba and you are not Omo Ale you must do this Those Oloriburuku omo Igbo can not continue to do this trash If you are seeing this now go and do yours

We all have to come together to downrate the silly community note attached to this tweet to not helpful. At this point, it’s a responsibility. We cannot allow this type of destructive attitude to prevail.

@dinho_1545 All of these cos say I wan become trailer driver ahhhh e no come too much like this😲😲😲

Becoming an HGV (Heavy Goods Vehicle) driver in the UK is a structured, regulated process overseen by the Driver and Vehicle Standards Agency (DVSA) and Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency (DVLA). It requires a full Category B (car) licence, medical fitness, a provisional HGV entitlement, passing the Driver Certificate of Professional Competence (CPC) tests, and (for most people) professional training. HGV typically refers to Category C (rigid goods vehicles over 7.5 tonnes maximum authorised mass/MAM) or C+E (articulated with trailer); C1 is for smaller 3.5–7.5 tonne vehicles and is less commonly called “HGV”. You must hold the full Driver CPC (Driver Certificate of Professional Competence) if HGV driving is your main job (professional/commercial use). Exemptions exist for non-commercial use, certain low-speed vehicles, or emergency services, but these are narrow. The process usually takes weeks to several months, depending on training availability, test waits, and whether you choose intensive courses or self-study for theory. Pass rates vary (practical tests around 50–60% nationally). Rules are consistent across England, Scotland, and Wales (Northern Ireland has minor differences via nidirect). Step 1: Check Eligibility and Get Medical + Provisional Licence . Minimum requirement at least you must be 18 years old, You must hold a full UK, EU/EEA, or equivalent Category B car licence. No criminal convictions that bar you (e.g certain driving offences). • Medical fitness (Group 2 standards): Higher standards than a car licence (e.g vision, no certain medical conditions like uncontrolled epilepsy or severe sleep apnoea). You will complete the DVLA D4 medical examination report form. . Done by your GP, optician (for vision section), or private driver medical clinic. .Typical cost: £45 to £100 (private clinics often cheaper/faster than GPs, some offer same-week appointments and re-tests). .Bring ID, glasses/prescription if needed, and list of medications. . The doctor fills and signs the D4 form and it’s valid for 4 months. • Apply for provisional HGV entitlement and that is Free. • Download and complete D2 application form (choose categories: e.g C or C+E for full HGV). • Send D2 + completed D4 + your photocard licence (or paper licence + photo + ID) to: DVLA, Swansea, SA99 1BR. • You receive your updated licence with provisional entitlements (e.g C1, C, C+E) within 3 weeks (longer if checks needed) • This allows supervised practice once you pass theory tests. You lose HGV entitlements if you lose your car licence. Note and very important: Make sure you do the medical first as it’s very important and main thing Step 2: Pass the Theory Tests (Driver CPC Parts 1 and 2) These are computer-based at any DVSA theory test centre (hundreds UK-wide; find via postcode) you can find many Center via Gov.uk You can take them on the same day or separately. Pass certificates last 2 years. Part 1: Theory (Multiple-Choice + Hazard Perception) — Book separately but can do together. Multiple-choice: 100 questions (1 hr 55 min) and pass 85/100. Covers Highway Code, signs, Official DVSA Guide to Driving Goods Vehicles. Hazard Perception: 19 video clips (click mouse when hazard develops), pass 67/100. One clip has two hazards. Cost: £26 (MC) + £11 (HP) = £37 (same price evenings/weekends). So it doesn’t end there as there is another one which is Case studies • Part 2: Case Studies and this have 7 real-life scenarios (short stories about HGV driving), 5–10 multiple-choice questions each (1 hr 15 min), pass 40/50. • Cost: £23. • Book after provisional (no need to have passed Part 1). • Preparation: Official DVSA books/apps/practice tests (free mocks available). Revise The Highway Code, Know Your Traffic Signs, and the DVSA goods vehicles guide. Location is Any DVSA theory centre (e.g., major cities have multiple). Results immediate or by letter.

@wablanjo999 @allibaloo If it were to be carved by dialect, major part of mainland would have been regarded as ogun state.

@allibaloo Someone once told me Ogun start from present day Moshalashi bus stop inward Idi Oro.

Listening to old songs will always give you historical perspectives on things... “ Ijebu beere lati Somolu “ “ Egba loni Mushin “ 🎵🎵🎵🎵🎤

@Engreboi @DHKRULLAH E be like magic abi 😂😂😂😂

@DHKRULLAH Guyyyyyyyy 475/£ Bills inclusive?

Na you knw wetin u dey find for london o

@realbig_shak @PABLOZEEZ___101 Ewe kulu kulu ati omi ọsan wẹwẹ laarọ kuutu kuutu ni gbogbo igna.

What if I told you that some of us can maintain the erection and continue the match strong even after cvmming? It's a secret.

@wakawaka_doctor @CeendzM Everyone told you yesterday but you refused to listen.I hope you’re happy now, U’re a fool who prides himself with the magnitude of his foolishness.

@CeendzM Your dumbass should know migration happens everywhere but you are South African so…

Why can't yall fight for your country? Always wana go and ruin other people's countries! Sies!

@ifedayo_johnson Ahmed Aloyinlẹpọn 😂😂😂

“I will rather die than not marry my boyfriend. I will call ny baby daddy to come and carry his child as I’m pregnant for another man and I must marry him” - Baraka on Oriyomi Hamzat radio station E be like na Oriyomi studio na Ogba were 🤣🤣

@ifedayo_johnson Bro na you I see inside C2C train in Monday evening from Stratford ?

@Adamthallith True life experience; a lady was sat next to me at the park in Woolwich, and was having a phone conversation with a guy from back home. With the way she was shouting and muttered after the call, I knew it was over for the guy 😭😭😭

Babes go reach UK and start forming busy for their boyfriends wey dey naija and later break up, boys go reach UK dey do 2-3 jobs so they can gather money to bring girlfriends wey dey naija. Real life issue o.

@NaijaNinja001 That granite looks s broken and they may lot be able to join it, unless they get another big piece and cut. That’s a lot of losses right there.

It’s her fault she never listened. Now she has to let it sink in 🤧

@Jaybaba_ The day I went to Kew garden ( largest botanical garden in the world) in west London, I felt same way. Only me and my friend were the only black here that day

I felt the same way last time I went to Greece. I went to a remote island, and I was the only black man on the beach full of people. When I saw another black lady, she shouted "Hiiiiii" We both burst into laughter without saying a word. 🤣😂🤣

@the_Lawrenz “You want make dem loose guard you?”

If someone who owes me money sends me this picture, what does it mean? 😳

@the_Lawrenz I drove out few nights ago and I intentionally found a way to avoid roundabout 😭😭. That thing still dey give me headache

When I was learning to drive on the amazing roads of Great Britain, Roundabouts were an absolute nightmare. Ironically, I love maneuvering roundabouts now. God bless Great Britain 🤭

@happy_Favy @Wizarab10 I remember this case on this app back then, someone was even joking, asking him to drop his iPhone X charger before he’d go to the world beyond.

Now this is wild

@iam_immalove Said this few weeks ago, and a fellow man argued with me. If you’ve felt that thing wot your hand, you’d understand why natural flat yansh is even better.

I’ve seen BBL with clothes and BBL without clothes and I recommend natural yansh.

@the_beardedsina Jagini jagini…. Aboki vendor everywhere 😂😂😂

I ask again. How are Nigerian youths getting Tramadol? This is something that is tightly controlled, how is Trams so accessible now.

@iSlimfit Going from around north London towards Crawley, Christ hospital’s school precisely, you’d see some houses tha will make you ask if you’re still in the UK. Big fenced houses oo

All that “UK houses don’t have fence and gate” is just cos people have not been to the classiest post codes. Mansions with very high fences and gates.