THEBEASTIESTBEASTFROMMIDEASTSALAMALAYKUM

Bit mental they're underrating Bulldog Academy when last time we played each other, Magpie gave @akkersss a barebottom spanking in front of the entire UK League scene for thinking he could role swap to support. That encounter bruised his confidence so much he went back to Top for the entire rest of the split with his tail between his legs. You want the scouting report on Academy and why we will finish top 10 at least! Wormsoil - this bloke eats 5 weetabix for breakfast and eats marmite from the jar like its nutella. Pivolj - this guy might not be British but he is the spiritual successor to Ricky "The Hitman" Hatton. You put Tweek and Beast above him? Tweek couldn't hack it in the Hitpoint Masters 2nd division and we've seen Beast on champions that aren't Sejuani. Your guys put the enemy jungler in the hospital, Pivolj puts them in the morgue. Mike/Faulty - Heimerdinger just got a buff ... you claim he's jambo but you're still going to ban Heimer every game without fail. What are you afraid of? yaztrom - this lad is the József Bozsik of ADC, you get him the ball and he'll do magical things with it. He also doesn't crack under pressure (Remember Syn's Ezreal game for brod?) Magpie - Easily the Dan Burn of UK League of Legends. Putting Jamsu, Kenny, Smolcon, and some bloke called Beanlord (what kind of name is that) above him is a declaration of war and a hate crime against Geordies. Underestimate us if you want, we'll be the ones pissing the league while you're sat in your discord call wondering what happened.

The calm before the Beast. Tonight I stare at the view, tomorrow I become it #BEASTBEASTBEAST