Football Parody

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@LinkedInHelp hii please check my dm!

@JonesAlexa49260 @joinkuda Yes

@LFCchild @joinkuda Bro I opened the Kuda account this month and I have upgraded to premium can I refer?

@ColinUdoh Chukwueze you did well....You understood this country than they do...ya not selfish like others...else tomorrow Tinubu for don empty our accounts say him dey show una love...respect legend 🫡🫡

You people need to STOP this foolishness right now! This is how you initiate and enable cyberbullying. Same thing that was done to Maduka Okoye in 2021 and had the young man up in his room crying all night. Same with Alex Iwobi last tournament that forced him to delete his social media for months. If you can't find something good to say about a player who goes out there and represents his country, then don't. Stop jeopardizing the mental health of young men and their families for clicks

@jennygodswill Then wetin beans dey fine there 😅🤣😂

Can you eat this kind of food without protein??

@honest30bgfan_ Chukwueze you did well....You understood this country than they do...ya not selfish like others...else tomorrow Tinubu for don empty our accounts say him dey show una love...respect legend 🫡🫡

Guys please let’s all forgive Chukwueze he is still one of us 🙏

@honest30bgfan_ Chukwueze you did well....You understood this country than they do...ya not selfish like others...else tomorrow Tinubu for don empty our accounts say him dey show una love...respect legend 🫡🫡

Na only one person go happy for this chukueze dragging today 😂😂😂

@connectwithtola Chukwueze you did well....You understood this country than they do...ya not selfish like others...else tomorrow Tinubu for don empty our accounts say him dey show una love...respect legend 🫡🫡

@Esmart26 Chukwueze you did well....You understood this country than they do...ya not selfish like others...else tomorrow Tinubu for don empty our accounts say him dey show una love...respect legend 🫡🫡

Nah only to collect person girlfriend Chukwueze sabi

@TheDamiForeign They all legends

One word for Calvin Bassey?

@_BarnyO Tar lie Who never miss penalty before? Even the goats don miss Chukwueze you did well....You understood this country than they do...ya not selfish like others...else tomorrow Tinubu for don empty our accounts say him dey show una love...respect legend 🫡🫡

Chukwueze you're a disgr@ce to this country. #NIGMOR

@abazwhyllzz Bro you did well....You understood this country than they do...ya not selfish like others...else tomorrow Tinubu for don empty our accounts say him dey show una love...respect legend 🫡🫡

Ronaldo,Messi,Pele,Salah and others have all missed penalties before. Let’s all forgive chukwueze 🙏🏻

@dammiedammie35 Bro you did well....You understood this country than they do...ya not selfish like others...else tomorrow Tinubu for don empty our accounts say him dey show una love...respect legend 🫡🫡

Peller cr!es out after staking $3,000 for Nigeria to win in 90 minutes😭💔

@BusinessGirl__ E don sure for you

If Nigeria no win Morocco today, make I no see husband marry.

@GossipMillNaija Bro you did well....You understood this country than they do...ya not selfish like others...else tomorrow Tinubu for don empty our accounts say him dey show una love...respect legend 🫡🫡

One word for Chukwueze ?

@NigeriaStories If they had won Tinubu for don empty our account I'm happy they lost 😂😂😅

Morocco 🇲🇦 wins with penalty #NIGMOR

@GossipMillNaija He tried but I'm happy he couldn't stop them 😀😃😂

One word for Nwabali???

@0xEmm @joinkuda Dm

@abwisdom20 @joinkuda How do you move the cashback to your account?

@mariofortune_ @joinkuda Contact customer care and get it done ASAP

@joinkuda I’ve been trying to verify my address back in Nigeria, but after a long time it didn’t work. Now I’m no longer in the country and I still need to update it. What do I do? Use my current address or still the one in Nigeria cos it’s really tiring 🤦🏽‍♂️

For everyone who has seen #MyYearOnKuda, what are you doing differently with your money in 2026?

@JoelOghenetega_ @olasneh_ybnl @joinkuda Gbam 🤨

@olasneh_ybnl @joinkuda Trust me bro it’s a bad business nah who get money deh win am Nobi for who dey struggle

@JoelOghenetega_ @joinkuda 😃😂😂😂😁😃😃😄

@joinkuda I have quit betting pls remove the betting logo from my kuda app, last year I deposited over 5m naira but I didn’t win up to 1m naira that’s a bad move I’m done.