Lauren McCafferty

*screams* SELF DEPRECATING HUMOR ISN'T HUMOROUS IF THE PUNCHLINE OF THE JOKE IS TOXIC MASCULINITY *whispers* and before you say it, yes the fact that the media does this all the time is part of the problem

This shit gets wilder and wilder. I consider myself a storyteller of sorts, and I feel strangely shocked and betrayed by this massive, unstoppable institution of stories. @netflix ... you got some 'splainin to do.

Aw shoot, somebody hold my wallet. These are rad! twitter.com/emcheeseman/st…

@SCE Hi @sce , thanks for your reply. I'm fully aware of the logic behind controlled \ rolling outages. Was just a little fuzzy on logic behind your apparent apathy about individual, human clients in desperate need. 🤷 But thanks for trying.

@LM_McCafferty Hi Lauren, the decision to proceed with the maintenance outage in this weather is not an easy one, but we are allowing some critical maintenance outages to proceed.

@SCE , for real? Shutting off power to the elderly \ disabled during an excess heat warning? Not cool, not cool at all twitter.com/birdspot/statu…

@CNN Oh, @CNN , please tell me how the plastic bottles escape households. Do they grow tiny plastic legs and run away? No. HUMANS 👏 MAKE 👏 TRASH 👏 and ya need to describe it as such. Words matter.

This man built a floating bicycle so he could clean trash from a river in order to raise awareness about plastic pollution cnn.it/2LKkPj6

Cat Power is back—watch her album trailer featuring new music p4k.in/ZLwQKDy

@TheZoneCast If we pre-ordered on Amazon many moons ago, when might we expect to hear the carrier owl scratch at our door??

Are you prepared for THE ADVENTURE ZONE graphic novel?! Just TWO more days! We hope you've been studying up on your cantrips... bit.ly/2NGSGaO

@springhealy Was it Infinite Jest?!

So my mom bought me a 1300 page book today

@molly_knight @Ishfery I'm glad to hear that you think the meme sucks, but... Just why even take and circulate the photo in the first place? I mean, I ham it up for the camera all the time, try to be charming and funny, and I'm somehow able to do it without toxic masculinity as the punchline.

let the birdies eat the s’mores let the birdies eat the s’mores let the birdies eat the S’MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

happy birdday amercica. it seem you are try explode me out of the sky. im retailiate I chug a tabacso sace and got a case of the hot bottom. prepare for a bumbardments #bumsBurstingInAir

@jmhuval It will if you will it to! 😀

Night falls on H2Whoa: That Was Fun. A wet, wild and fateful battle begins. It’s Episode 11 of #TheZoneCast Amnesty! maximumfun.org/adventure-zone… (RT, friends!)

S\O to the Loonar Station employee who asked if I had a student ID, looked at the holographic ditto card I showed her, said "yep that feels right" and gave me a discount

HOW DARE kick me outta restrant as if YOU had never steal bread from a babby then go doodie on the salads KALE IS A COMMUNISM PLOT

@jmhuval Cannot find any fault in her logic

oh so you DONT want me to potty on you car??? maysbe I sign a exlaxative order to stop me from oop too late.

Hi could maybe therapists be exempt from jury duty???????? #pls