Lane (Keough) Brown

@BalfourBeattyUS Free pizzas yesterday and free popsicles tomorrow? We aren’t dumb. FIX your awful management problem and clean this place up. usnews.com/news/top-news/… #mold #hvac #kingsbay

These are the question you start asking yourself when you work at home and it’s week TWO of in-laws visiting and essentially becoming office mates.

I mean, am I pronouncing it wrong? I’m outnumbered here, IS IT ME?

Too many people I love in my life over the age of 50 cannot pronounce Gruyère. Not a problem worth solving I suppose, but it’s there.

I yell at my dog for charging at school buses on his walks. Turns out I get just as vehemently perturbed at cruise ships.

Wordle 214 2/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 so, do I quit my job now? I had no idea I was harboring this kind of vocabulary intellect.

Wordle 212 4/6 🟩⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟩⬛🟨⬛🟩 🟩⬛⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 210 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Tried Wordle. Couldn’t win in six guesses. Thanks Marie Callender’s! 😡

Iceland, you win. youtu.be/enMwwQy_noI

@balfourbeatty sent the Navy housing survey to only one adult per household and limits long-form response entry to 500 characters?!? This is in part why it is an awful property management partner for @USNavy

I just killed a mosquito biting me while I stood in my office, then yelled at it like Samuel L. Jackson. In case you’re wondering how much I love late summer in Georgia.

I was all in for Wally today.

My takeaway: I should ride my bike more.

UPDATE: bit.ly/MudLatteWinter…

I think it’s symbolic that my self-care regimen includes filling glasses of water then wandering off and forgetting where I left them.

Olive Garden’s social media manager logging into their account

After 2020 I'm never going to question why they keep opening up Jurassic Park despite obvious safety issues.

Thanks @theillustrious for a great session of satire for EBWW. And my 8YO is also obsessed with Hamilton and has no rhythm but a penchant for remembering and reciting lyrics. 🤦🏻‍♀️

@byJenAMiller 😂😂😂😂