Lee Winter
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Lee Winter
@LeeWinter
Writer, journalist & tv news producer. A man with a plan.... sometimes. Views entirely my own & not those of The Man.
Out west, dahling! เข้าร่วม Şubat 2009
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@wiftical Thanks, you’re very kind. But I’m yet to author any kind of book. I fear you’re looking for the Australian writer who happens to share my name :)
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@toryboypierce Not too sure about that, Andrew. Depends in which circle you mix.
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Public opinion is on the side of #HomeSecretary #SuellaBraverman in her efforts to end illegal migrant crossings. 40,000 already this year and rising
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#timesradio
Matt Chorley: marginally better than colonic irrigation - and far more relaxing.
(Love the show really, Matt!)
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@TheLastLeg #isitokay @adamhillscomedy ‘s monkey tail facial furniture has turned him a Jimmy Hill tribute act?

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@TheLastLeg #TestingSlogans
Don’t be a testicle, get an ickle test.
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@TheLastLeg #RetrainTrump as a ballet dancer with Fatima as his teacher (she just doesn’t know it yet).
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@TheLastLeg #retraintrump as a ballet dancer with Fatima as his teacher (she just doesn’t know it yet).
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@dotunadebayo or, given the effervescently giggles of @Minarzouki perhaps Heather’s shirt name should be Gigglinho.
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@dotunadebayo given the headache Heather’s date will have had the following day, may I suggest the shirt name Tino Asprin-a?
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@IcelandFoods Yes, football’s back..... but my refund isn’t! Just the eight days since you failed to deliver my groceries now. EIGHT DAYS!
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Football's back today!⚽
Grab 2 Chicago Town Large Takeaway Pizzas for tonight's game and you'll get FREE pizza scissors to give you a perfect slice of the action.
That's what we call match-day goals 🥅
iceland.co.uk/offers/frozen-…

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A poem for @IcelandFoods
Oh, Iceland, oh Iceland
Crooks that you are
Customer service?
The worst by far
Your failure to deliver just can’t be beat
Leaving the vulnerable without money & nothing to eat
Corona caused issues, yes it’s true
But Iceland you are a bank robbing crew!
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Hey @SkyNews @BBCNews @itvnews @Channel4News have you heard about the major supermarket chain who doesn’t deliver food but takes money from your account & fails to engage with the customers they’ve effectively stolen from? No? Meet @IcelandFoods & CEO @MalcolmCWalker #theft
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