Lee Winter

Oh, hello world. It's been a while.

@wiftical Thanks, you’re very kind. But I’m yet to author any kind of book. I fear you’re looking for the Australian writer who happens to share my name :)

@toryboypierce Not too sure about that, Andrew. Depends in which circle you mix.

Public opinion is on the side of #HomeSecretary #SuellaBraverman in her efforts to end illegal migrant crossings. 40,000 already this year and rising

@BrentfordFC ticket section of website down?

#timesradio Matt Chorley: marginally better than colonic irrigation - and far more relaxing. (Love the show really, Matt!)

@TheLastLeg #yachtshallwecallit HMS Lord Brownlow John Lewis

@TheLastLeg #isitokay @adamhillscomedy ‘s monkey tail facial furniture has turned him a Jimmy Hill tribute act?

@TheLastLeg #TestingSlogans Don’t be a testicle, get an ickle test.

@TheLastLeg #RetrainTrump as a ballet dancer with Fatima as his teacher (she just doesn’t know it yet).

@TheLastLeg #retraintrump as a ballet dancer with Fatima as his teacher (she just doesn’t know it yet).

@dotunadebayo or, given the effervescently giggles of @Minarzouki perhaps Heather’s shirt name should be Gigglinho.

@dotunadebayo given the headache Heather’s date will have had the following day, may I suggest the shirt name Tino Asprin-a?

@stephenrog 😳

@scarlet_vas Meh!

If you could give 2020 one word so far.. what would it be???

@stephenrog @LEGO_Group Noooo. But I have ordered the ISS.

@stephenrog @LEGO_Group Already available, old chap

@IcelandFoods Yes, football’s back..... but my refund isn’t! Just the eight days since you failed to deliver my groceries now. EIGHT DAYS!

Football's back today!⚽ Grab 2 Chicago Town Large Takeaway Pizzas for tonight's game and you'll get FREE pizza scissors to give you a perfect slice of the action. That's what we call match-day goals 🥅 iceland.co.uk/offers/frozen-…

A poem for @IcelandFoods Oh, Iceland, oh Iceland Crooks that you are Customer service? The worst by far Your failure to deliver just can’t be beat Leaving the vulnerable without money & nothing to eat Corona caused issues, yes it’s true But Iceland you are a bank robbing crew!

Hey @SkyNews @BBCNews @itvnews @Channel4News have you heard about the major supermarket chain who doesn’t deliver food but takes money from your account & fails to engage with the customers they’ve effectively stolen from? No? Meet @IcelandFoods & CEO @MalcolmCWalker #theft