Hope A. Mikaelson | Parody

@DeadHunterPhD Do I also get points for creativity?

I should start handing out two copies of the exact same test. One copy for serious answers only, one copy for creative answers only. Each creative answer earns a credit and at the end of the semester they'll turn into an A+

You can stop talking about me now.

@DeadHunterPhD Ooor... ice cream for dinner?

@LegacyInBloom Next time, then.

@DeadHunterPhD Chunky Monkey?

@DeadHunterPhD Can't say that I have. But... there's more. In the fridge.

@LegacyInBloom Always. Though I'm seeing this late. Save it for breakfast in bed tomorrow?

@DeadHunterPhD I'll go whisper it in your ear.

@LegacyInBloom Do tell.

I agree, @DeadHunterPhD.

@DeadHunterPhD Mhm.

@LegacyInBloom I have options?

@DeadHunterPhD What... uhm... what are you gonna do about it?

@LegacyInBloom Likewise, as it happens.

@DeadHunterPhD Thank you!

@LegacyInBloom Well done, baby.

Made you a snack, @DeadHunterPhD.

@DeadHunterPhD Heeey! [chuckles] You were able to identify him, so I'm happy with my creation.

@LegacyInBloom Looks like a fat albino seal in a green blanket but I love it.

@DeadHunterPhD Pinterest doomscrolling finally paid off.

@LegacyInBloom Jabbocado toast? You cutie.

@DeadHunterPhD I can't wait.

@LegacyInBloom It's a date.

About that date night, @DeadHunterPhD...

@DeadHunterPhD Absolutely.

@LegacyInBloom Tomorrow? Dinner, wine, movie, cuddles?

@DeadHunterPhD Thanks.

@LegacyInBloom Looking stunning.

@DeadHunterPhD I love that.

@LegacyInBloom Date night with slow dancing in the living room coming right up.

Jokes like this are worth coming out of hiding for.

@DeadHunterPhD I honestly don't think that I've ever played a vinyl before.

@LegacyInBloom I never collected them but I do have a record player somewhere if you have a favorite.