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@DrClownPhD Treyvon died trying to secure this secret potion 😔

Potions class with Snape… round two:

@MAGA_X_Times Yes, definitely destroy the machine and lose your earnings. Niggas shoulda never been freed. They should be grazing the fields with cows.

Shawnee, Oklahoma A casino patron crashes out after the video poker machine he was playing goes black when he was up $600 K

@MarathonTheGame @Bungie Do not listen to shit-brained idiots from reddit who suck at gaming. All they do is cry and say, "make the game easy for me" because they refuse to improve. I felt like you all did this too much with Destiny, and ruined the game. Don't ruin Marathon!

@NextGenNero It's very niche and the vibe is weird, even though it's Kojima. I hearthey story is great, but people don't want to take a chance on something obscure anymore.

Maybe my love for this game is blinding my judgement but… is it just me or are these numbers on the low side ? This is legit one of the best games created this generation and maybe ever.. meanwhile a A.I boring slop fest of a game easily hits 100k +

@VisualFidelity Yes

Are you happy you bought Crimson Desert?

@dillonatm You're retarded.

HOLY FUCK. THE COMPILER FIGHT IS STRAIGHT UP A RAID BOSS WITH NO HEALTH BAR THIS IS PEAK, THIS IS WHAT EXTRACTION SHOOTERS SHOULD BE. THE DEVS ARE REAL GAMERS

@inkgnition Lol Ai is everywhere now you retard. In less than 10 years movies and games will be done almost entirely by it. You will own nothing and be happy.

Sorry, but on my watch - just refunded Crimson Desert. #fuckAI

@TheTopGEight It's just trannys mad that "their" game failed. Hence why they are hating on newer and better titles like Crimson Desert

Made fun of Marathon gamers and game. Fanboys.. - threaten to swat me - claim I’m a pedo Lmfao!! What a giant group of mentally insane people. Come get sum you fa%%ots!! Lolol. You’re all mentally unhinged losers. Game sucks and it’s dead!! Seeeth and cope harder!!

@AnaAnsan3 It's like two bums fighting to lick the fent bag

#CallofDutyModernWarfare is humiliating #Marathon in 2026. #XboxGamePass #XboxPlayAnywhere

@iloveairbagged It do

marathon sucks

@giancar73012035 10/100

Peak game 10/10

@badgirlfights Nah, dude is mad at her for buying marathon instead of arc raiders as his gift. Honestly a normal and measured response. How else will she learn?

Chinese Man beating his wife after she invested all their money into massive amounts of silver bars and lost it all when the stock market collapsed

@DarkIxion Do you turn on your vibrator while you game or leave it off?

110+ Hours in Marathon My Game of the Year so far 🙌 #Marathon

@AnisDrawn Lol even pokefags are coming out crying

"I am having a blast"

@Vtnova @plaguepartyy @MarathonTheGame This is pathetic cope. "avoid the facts because they hurt my feelings". You probably never used statistics in your life. You probably work as a waiter or some meaningless service job. I will continue to use data and facts while you will continue to be retarded with shit taste 😂

@LiberalFaggots @plaguepartyy @MarathonTheGame Oh youre a chart watcher, of course you are. The weird continues to build with you.

Ranked is now enabled on Perimeter. Gear up and get to climbing!

@Vtnova @plaguepartyy @MarathonTheGame You're used to empty lobbies. Look at the twitch stream follower count of 8. I sent you a surprise in your DM to show you how sexual I am. It clearly that's what you want.

@LiberalFaggots @plaguepartyy @MarathonTheGame No empty lobbies for me, queue quickly every time. Not surprised someone with your trash can takes would support generative ai games. I do congratulate you on the progress you've made with your sexuality today. Hopefully you can continue that progress.

@JakeSucky Shroud speaks the truth, but marathon stans (who don't even play) are too stupid to listen and understand.

"It's the most elaborate extraction shooter map I've ever seen in a game... the problem is... is your 9-5 grandma and grandpa gunna be able to do it" Shroud says Cryo Archive in Marathon is incredible, but is it too difficult for casual players

@mashtateos Lol trying to give "soul" to a dead game.

This game just doesn't stop at building up such an incredible atmosphere and tone around itself. There's no way people keep saying this game is soulless

@MathRockSucked It take 0.01 seconds to post a graph. It took you longer to write a response that will not be read. Seems like you lost. Typical low IQ marathon stan

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