Heaven, because oh bless me lord the earth won't contain the banter u will receive if guys later bottle the last two.
WelBeast@WelBeast
Where do we go from here ?
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At least the Esther fowl has escaped being used for Easter Sunday I can't say the same for Jesus oh we are celebrating Easter no wonder you agreed to be the sacrificial lamb.
Sxnti@PeakSxnti
Bro Chelsea fans compared Esther Fowl and Cole Palmer to this guy.
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I sha no see the threat to life there sha besides there is no smoke without a fire.
Annie🦋@DabereNnamani
I don’t come to this timeline to cause problems. But @glovo has locked their DMs, so this is the only way to reach you. My life has been threatened by one of your riders, and I need you to attend to this IMMEDIATELY. This morning, I placed an order on the Global app from Chicken Republic “ChickWhizz”, pay on delivery. I’ve used this app multiple times. My ratings are there. I have NEVER had issues paying on delivery. When the rider arrived and called, I picked up right away my phone was in my pocket the entire time. I let him in through security. He arrived at my door SCREAMING about how I hadn’t been answering. I checked my phone, no missed calls. Network likely dropped it. I stayed calm and asked him to lower his voice. Instead, he escalated yelling that I had no respect and continued using curse words, I refused to be spoken to that way, left the order with him unpaid, and walked back inside. What came next is why I’m on this timeline right now. He sent me a TEXT MESSAGE. Threatening to BEAT ME UP. Threatening my LIFE. Over a food delivery. @glovo your DM is locked, so I’m saying this publicly: This rider threatened my life. I want this on record. If ANYTHING happens to me, I am holding this rider AND Glovo Nigeria fully responsible. Please attend to this. My safety is not a small matter.
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@Blue_Footy @mcgrathmike @JBurtTelegraph It is here, The team will be divided into factions now fuck Enzo.
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‼️Some Chelsea players have been left unimpressed by Enzo Fernandez's behaviour in recent weeks.
The club's vice captain has berated his own team-mates publicly and plunged his own futured into doubt during a run of four consecutive defeats.
~ @mcgrathmike and @JBurtTelegraph
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🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea players have been left un-impressed with Enzo Fernandez’s leadership at a time when everyone needs to pull together to get UCL Football. (@mcgrathmike @JBurtTelegraph) telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…
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@ChelseaFCW Umm while sacking Rosenoir can you just slip her own under the crevice of her office door? That would be much appreciated.
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@Olanshile440940 Na why u be idol 😭 I don dey find where I go download classroom of the elites since.
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@Habbyforex_ @Wizarab10 The entitlement under this CS is killing me lol
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Sent a lil , I hope everything goes well @Wizarab10
Sir Dickson@Wizarab10
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Why are they forcing Japanese contents down our throats and for the love of God what is actually funny in their content?
Elon Musk@elonmusk
Japan 𝕏 posts excellent content that is well-deserving of global exposure
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Mucky Van Den Ven form is about to drastically improve
Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano
🚨💣 BREAKING: Tottenham agree deal to appoint Roberto De Zerbi as new head coach, here we go! Story revealed yesterday now confirmed as De Zerbi has accepted #THFC job with IMMEDIATE effect. Five year deal set to be signed as De Zerbi decides to accept this challenge.
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🚨 Forget what we are doing in Nigeria 🇳🇬 with our football.
We haven't even started yet.
An agent from England 🇬🇧 reached out to me for a potential deal for one of our players @IkoroduCityFC.
He requested for the player’s full games for proper assessment, and I sent three clips to him.
This morning, he sent a six-page analysis of our player to me, breaking down his skills set, analysing, his strength, and weakness.
Comparing the player to AC Milan left winger Raphael Leao, who has €65M price tag.
Above all, the analysis report also suggests the top leagues in Europe, the player will play and excel. Omo!!!!!
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At least nothing less than 100m pounds to at least balance the books.
Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano
🚨❗️ Enzo Fernández: “I’d like to live in Madrid. It’s a beautiful city, reminds me of Buenos Aires”. When asked by @SpiderCarp23 about clubs there… Enzo ended up smiling and didn’t comment.
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Twitter didn't see X coming.
Boomplay didn't see Audiomack coming.
Audiomack didn't see Spotify coming.
Jumia didn't see Temu coming.
PDP didn't see APC coming.
G-Wagon didn't see the Cybertruck coming.
Android didn't see iPhone coming.
2go didn't see WhatsApp coming.
Blackberry didn't see Android coming.
Yahoo mail didn't see Google coming.
What's next?
Above all, love God.
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