Lawrence of Canadia
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Lawrence of Canadia
@LolinternetsLol
Downtown Houston Scum. I cook the suburban hogs their burgers when they come to watch the baseball game. Urbanism enjoyer. #darkwoke
Houston, TX เข้าร่วม Mart 2023
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@LolinternetsLol We need BunSlut’s finest burger makers to show them what we about
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I look at this stadium differently now that it’s been hyped by the foreigners, so much aura
Bayou City Soccer@BayouCitySoccer
We’re here. Houston Stadium is ready for Portugal v DR Congo.
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@omgsidewalks Bro I break my body for $14 an hour, and I have a bachelor's degree lol.
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@groundhopper_fc BROOOOOOOO SHOWING LOVE TO THE GREATEST DONUTS ON EARTH
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@iveycore @Gideoomatic Literally though. They share the exact same extreme lack of self awareness about how horrible they make themselves look in front of the whole world. Totally clueless that the rest of the world hates them.
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Everyone's been getting along fine with the friendly fire banter and then along come these vile disgusting racist pricks smh
lorem ipsum@altashanta
QUÉ PASÓ NEGRITO?????? SE VE QUE ALLAH NO QUISO
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@groundhopper_fc Hey you were one block from my house. Believe me when I say this insane humidity is rough even for native Houstonians lol.
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@kerbansukuna @esjesjesj Bruh lol...I just liked it more when his experiences were organic, instead of an itinerary planned out by Houston Public Relations.
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@LolinternetsLol @esjesjesj Foreigner gets to experience great things while he’s here and you’re jealous
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@dieworkwear Wait is that the same guy the Rothko Chapel in Houston is named after?
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RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved this.
Brendan Keefe - Atlanta News First@BrendanKeefe
Just flew right by the reflecting pool on approach to DCA. Looks like this morning’s hydrogen peroxide bleaching is having an effect on the perimeter.
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@BayouBikeyBoi I dont even know how I feel anymore.
Freddy🇩🇪@FreddyLA7
We just called the International Space Station😭😭😭
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@mcwhom There is literally no more miserable a feeling than having to be outside in Houston at 7am. Whats the point of even taking a shower in the morning? You need another one when you get to work.
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Guy at the gym:
"What does your 'HTown till I drown' shirt mean"
Me: "McCullerers said it about Houston"
Him: "Who?"
Me : ***just looked down and walked away***
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@mattlanza Absolutely the worst. A hot suffocating wool blanket. You need gills to breathe outside. Oh and good luck trying to dry off once you get inside, enjoy your third shower of the day.
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There are a lot of times where after a day of rain, the summer evening can feel half decent in Houston. Tonight is absolutely not one of those. It is thick as a brick out there. Dewpoint of 77 now, 79 earlier this AM, which only happens a handful of times in summer.
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@evan7257 @groundhopper_fc @astros @HoustonChron Lmaaaaoo. Evan you are literally everywhere I look, the Houston Chronicles Strongest Soldier. Showing up to every other post like:
GIF
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@BayouBikeyBoi @oop_echeng Literally the exact same thing I was thinking today. I noticed the millisecond he got to Houston its just been corporate railroading. It probably started before Houston, but god has it gotten stinky af here.
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@oop_echeng At some point it felt like it transitioned from a fresh perspective on American culture and just some corporatized curated set of experiences. I think it switched before Houston but it just feels like this:
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@itsnotadelyo @groundhopper_fc Ayyyyy Poison Girl shout out.
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@groundhopper_fc It’s not usually this band. Come to the fifa fan festival tmw evening. Also, check out rice village, POST, Hermann mark, museum district, memorial park for morning runs, heights bier garten for chill beer vibes, poison girl for a dive bar…lemme know if I want more recs
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@FreddyLA7 @astros Holy shit, Freddy is one block from my house.
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@shaun_gains @sarahesmith23 Lmao thats almost exactly what happened to me this morning.
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@LolinternetsLol @sarahesmith23 I finally found a coworker who knew who he was and we spent the whole shift educating everyone else. My manager thinks it’s all a psyop tho.
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Freddy unfortunately getting the quintessential Houston experience
Freddy🇩🇪@FreddyLA7
Hello from rainy Houston. Unfortunately the weather is not playing along today. We just did a little trip to Target and are now figuring out what to do in this weather. Later today we‘ll start driving to the coast.
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