Paul Mac

When you’re so good at your job that you accidentally become everyone’s source of happiness

What a way to score your first Scotland try 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Outrageous from Molly Poolman 👏 #AsOne | #GuinnessW6N

@Official_MRLP @Fact 🦊

@Fact 🎩

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This teacher goes all in performing with her little pupils.. 😊

"That thing could rip us to shreds, Julia"

@Heccles94 Hope

@Official_MRLP Let’s make America Great (Britain) Again! We should, perhaps, start negotiating their back taxes now 💸🤭🤪🦊

BREAKING We hope all people are safe after some gunshots a few minutes ago!

This should be the only acceptable form of road tax

"LOOK AT ME I'M A PENGUIN, I'VE GOT A SILLY WALK AND I'M A BIRD BUT I CAN'T EVEN FLY" "Just ignore him Tony"

@DreyfusJames Mocking every woman who ever gave birth 🙈🦊

I couldn’t despise this particular individual more… with his f**king Pippi Longstocking braids…

When you wake up in the morning and think how can I be the biggest wanker in Australia today?

@WHLeavitt How can you tell a person how to think all his life and then say “Let’s just forget about that, we’ve changed our minds!” and just expect him to go along with it? 🤔🤪🦊

Irish teacher Enoch Burke has spent 650 days in jail and had his bank account frozen—all for refusing to use they/them pronouns for a student—leaving him locked out of his €40,000. Do you support freeing him and letting him sue the bank? A. Hell yes B. No

@JoeWilsonwords And a damned fine innings Sir! 👍🦊

‘Even the best things come to an end’ Thank you for watching, for listening and for caring.

@AConstance23 @theSNP You had 19 years to do it, why now? Why just before a Holyrude election? 🗳️🤔🤪🦊 #desperate

A re-elected @theSNP govt is prepared to act for the health & wellbeing of the nation

Here it is: President Trump calling out the single greatest hoax ever perpetrated in human civilization—including the perpetrators to their face. “The United States avoided the catastrophic energy collapse that hit every European nation that pursued the Green New Scam… perhaps the greatest hoax in history.” “China makes almost all of the windmills, yet I haven’t been able to find any wind farms in China. They make them, sell them for a fortune, and then sell them to the stupid people who buy them.” 📝WEF—should be designated as a foreign terrorist organization.

@rik_big This Ed Davey? 🤭🤪🦊

It wasn't a leaders debate, if it was, you wouldn't have been on, Ed Davey would. Hope that helps..

@benonwine Never watched it … ever! Not interested in people who are so low in the celeb ratings they are desperate for a few minutes of tv time 🤨🤪🦊

So who didn’t watch I'm A Celeb last night?

@agcolehamilton Do it for Beth mate 🤭🤪🦊

We are going to flip many seats at this election. In 10 constituencies we have the beating of the SNP. But wherever you live, you can elect a hard-working Liberal Democrat MSP on the peach-coloured regional ballot.

@Saus4Tea @ArturNadol7566 @TwinsBus The compensation should have been taken from their accounts and all govt contracts as well 🤨🦊

@ArturNadol7566 @TwinsBus Fujitsu haven’t chipped in for the compensation and still have the contracts

THE MAN THEY CALLED A NUTTER JUST GOT A KNIGHTHOOD In 2003, the Post Office fired Alan Bates from his small branch in Llandudno, Wales. The reason? He refused to repay £1,200 that the Horizon computer system had invented out of thin air. He invested £65,000 in that post office. He made 507 calls to the helpline. He kept meticulous records proving the software was broken. The Post Office's response was to terminate his contract and walk away. Their own internal documents called him "unmanageable." People at industry conferences called him a nutter and a thief. He couldn't afford a hotel room at one protest event. He slept in a tent. So naturally he spent the next 20 years building the Justice for Subpostmasters Alliance, dragging the Post Office into the High Court, winning a landmark judgment in 2019 that proved Horizon was riddled with bugs, errors and defects, and triggering the overturning of more than 900 wrongful convictions. Over 900 people were prosecuted. Around 700 convicted. 236 went to prison. The scandal was linked to at least 13 suicides. The compensation bill has now passed £1.2 billion. Fujitsu (@Fujitsu_Global) knew about the bugs from 1999. The Post Office (@PostOfficeNews) knew. They prosecuted people anyway. Then they destroyed the evidence, sacked the forensic accountants when they got too close to the truth, and deleted social media comments from victims. Paula Vennells, the CEO who presided over much of it, collected a CBE. She kept it for years. Bates turned down an OBE in 2023 specifically because of that. He finally accepted a knighthood in 2024. After the ITV drama. After the public inquiry. After the nation had caught up with what he'd been saying since 2003. Twenty years. Sleeping in a tent. Called a thief by the people who were supposed to represent him. Sir Alan Bates was right from the start. The institution was lying from the start. That is the whole story. Sources: @ComputerWeekly | @BBCNews | @ITVNews | @guardian |