LUCSEACROFT

Please, by all means - enjoy

@PopBase Lots of people already basically only buy it duty free or on Holliday, it won’t be a black market as much as a foreign market

The UK will ban anyone 17 and under from ever buying cigarettes after the Tobacco and Vapes Bill cleared Parliament. Anyone born after January 1, 2009 will never be able to legally purchase tobacco, aiming to create a smoke-free generation. (bbc.com/news/articles/…)

Its like.. some futuristic transhumanist pussinfinitea cunt everlasting shit

A large part of her appeal is that in doing this, she fails, obviously. To love Madonna is to laugh at her. She’s comical because she projects literal deity status and yet she is 67 years old with grills on and a filtered face that is fooling no one. Yet still want to her rule.

Madonna is enduring because she is true to her name. Her music is idolatrous revelry designed to stimulate religious ecstasy the object of which is herself. Young Madonna was an unstoppable bullet and new Madonna is an immovable totem.

@ContraPoints “With oiled hair and feminine gait…bands of castrates and effeminates parading through the streets of Carthage. Demanding, of even good men, the means to continue to live in disgrace”

stan culture literally descends from ancient goddess cults

@victowave @ContraPoints Cybele ate, the galli are shaaking

@ContraPoints Imagine saying stuff like “Medusa tanked. Athena ended her”.

they're really doing y2k10 now

Did someone smuggle winter back in when I wasn’t looking

I used to have fun on the internet, sometimes

Irked by Americans acknowledging Manchester What do they think it is? Why are they in rusholme

@roryisconfused Unfortunately, “good luck babe” does this also

I think ‘Diet Pepsi’ by Addison Rae is the only pop song I’ve ever heard that does the opposite of the truck driver’s key change, somehow (i.e. it goes down a tone instead of up a tone)

If I was Victoria and David I would’ve named at least one of my sons, simply, “Beckham”

Unable to think, the only words in my head: “tell me who I am, do I provoke you with my tone of innocence..”

I don’t speak Urdu but I can if you like

I do mean this

I almost wish I liked football

@ArchieMcW It was sunny on Wednesday, in London

No Sun 20 day streak

The moon is large, my feet are fucked and still one only cares to be handsome

@Palindrome_FKA It was performance art

God this era suuucked