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I firmly believe the mass closures of baby and maternity stores in America while forcing moms to resort to buying Amazon Chinese garbage is anti-nuclear family propaganda

This is the only way you can stay happily married btw

Moms are not excited for sex just because they’re tired. Many mothers do want sex, want to feel that spark again but foreplay doesn’t start with a boob grab at 10:42 PM. It starts when someone else does bedtime so she can exhale. It starts when the dishes are already done, the counters are wiped, and she didn’t have to ask. It starts when he takes her face in his hands in the kitchen, and looks her in the eyes like she’s a person to be cherished. Foreplay isn’t physical; it’s foresight.

They want to turn every human interaction, from a private email to where and how you drive your car, into a transaction they can track, predict, and sell. We're not even living anymore, we're just livestock in their digital farm.

When I was pregnant with my first (2003) we had a maternity store in the mall. Target and Walmart also had maternity sections. I never see those anymore.

As someone without kids, I’ve always believed when people say child-free folks can still be busy and exhausted. And after babysitting two kids for three days, I’d just like to officially update my stance: “Yeah… but not like THIS.” 😭 And the wild part? These kids were basically best-case scenario potty trained, bilingual, great sleepers. I had a fully involved partner, and we were in literal Denmark… like, ideal conditions across the board. I genuinely do not understand how single parents, parents of kids with extra needs, or honestly anyone raising kids in harder systems are functioning. Respect isn’t even the word.

One of the things you never appreciate as a teenage girl is having a mother who doesn’t care to be a cool mom. . There is a viciousness she possesses that shields you from a lot of darkness that the world would slip through her ..

Hot take kids should be socialized by adults in their immediate family who love them through consistent daily conversations about the world and their interests not random kids who happen to be in their class or at the playground.

(Through gritted teeth) everyone should be allowed to do whatever they want

Everything has been said about this by now but truly it’s so nice to have my relationship dynamic represented on screen. This is how people who will die minutes apart talk to each other. Beautiful.

—Only female bees produce honey-male bees only mate with the queen, they don’t work, they don’t defend the hive. Their only role is to mate. —Only female ants make up the colony-Males exist mainly to mate with queens during nuptial flight and they die shortly after. The entire colony (workers, soldiers) are female. —Only female plants produce fruits-Male plants only produce pollen. Female plants produce the actual fruit —Only female spiders sometimes survive after mating-Males mainly exist to find and mate with females. Sometimes they even get eaten after mating. Every other male species are inferior but somehow human males think nature made them superior.

Many people knew cops are not there to help you. It’s taking longer for them to find out the same about doctors.

What I love about this video is instead of shrinking she made him fuck off and got bigger instead.

Usher gave us classics but he’s going to hell

My cousin is getting married today, outdoors in the Colorado mountains. I used to babysit her when we were children. She is a natural beauty, athletic and down to earth, she forgot she was supposed to get makeup for her friend to use to do her makeup today. Between the cousins we had everything she needs, but I think it’s so sweet that the person she seems to be least concerned with is herself. What a difference from the self indulgence we’re so inundated with. Also, having a big family is so fun. People forget that having lots of kids extends far into the future. My grandmother had 9 children. There are 21 first cousins just on our side, and most of us have children. The kids were all running in the field behind the cabins last night while we chatted and laughed. It really doesn’t get much better. Anyway, she’s a gem and I’m so excited to see her in her dress today.

I’ll always say this, the only reason why you should have kids as woman is because you want kids. And you also need to put it at the back of your mind that you could raise those kids alone any day.

One weird thing about this generation is that teachers can record your kids and their belongings and post that on social media. I don’t think anything says decay more than that to me. I don’t even care that they cover the children’s faces *sometimes*.

Yeah, no. We would've had a real conversation about parasocial behavior. Not raising any stans.

People who dismiss walking as 'not real exercise' have never tracked a consistent 10,000 steps daily for 3 months alongside a proper diet and then looked at their body composition. Walking is underrated by everyone who hasn't tried it seriously.

@RussJowell Why delay the things that give you the most joy and fulfillment in life until you hit some arbitrary financial number? The responsibility of family is fuel for your fire, not a burden.