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Russ Jowell

@RussJowell

Recovering tech bro. Aspiring franchise owner. Lover of Delmarva beaches. if your Mexican restaurant doesn’t serve iced tea, then just walk out.

Chevy Chase, MD Katılım Ekim 2022
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Shawn@ShawnOnTheRight·
Washington DC is full of fake ass people… they all think that you are chess pieces in their game. I have to get out of this city.
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Jeremy
Jeremy@ManaByte·
NASA says some of the Apollo landing sites will be visible at the very beginning of the Artemis II lunar flyby on Monday. They’ll say exactly what ones in the daily briefing tomorrow. That means moon landing deniers are going to have real bad day on Monday.
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Master Togan
Master Togan@Getinwithgame·
Too many questions over text is needy. Every time you send her a string of questions like:
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Virgil Caine
Virgil Caine@RaphaelSemmes1·
@RussJowell @mitchellvii Thats true. But I think an east west split at interstate 95 is more accurate. Only 2 counties that lie entirely west of 95 voted blue in the last election.
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Bill Mitchell
Bill Mitchell@mitchellvii·
Why do people talk about Virginia like it's a red state that just went blue? Because of Northern Virginia and the big cities, Virginia has been deep blue for a long time. Northern Virginia is like DC Plus.
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Russ Jowell@RussJowell·
Flew DCA-IAH next to this 20 something couple on their way to El Salvador. She…. -Ordered his drinks -Fed him pretzels -They shared a stroopwaffle -Fetched his bag from the overhead bin. Mind you, he was not simple or incapacitated. He in fact is apparently an avid golfer.
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Ja Leto
Ja Leto@_falsi1ke·
A lot of guys underestimate this, but getting in shape changes how people treat you.
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B.W. Carlin
B.W. Carlin@BaileyCarlin·
Brother, Trump is losing people I went to high school with on Facebook and Instagram that I NEVER thought he would lose. Absolutely wild to see
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Murray Hill Guy
Murray Hill Guy@MurrayHillGuy1·
Have landed in vegas Black or red?
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FortWorthPlayboy
FortWorthPlayboy@FWPlayboy·
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Russ Jowell@RussJowell

@FWPlayboy One of the rules for being a man is however many fucks you’re giving about literally anything, especially women’s feelings, you probably need to cut it in half.

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Russ Jowell
Russ Jowell@RussJowell·
@FWPlayboy One of the rules for being a man is however many fucks you’re giving about literally anything, especially women’s feelings, you probably need to cut it in half.
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Russ Jowell
Russ Jowell@RussJowell·
@twicetheMF @realtoddbillion Fun Fact: It wasn’t until I was in college that I realized that not only are married people supposed to share a bed, but that constantly hating your spouse is actually not normal.
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roscoe dunjee
roscoe dunjee@twicetheMF·
@RussJowell @realtoddbillion most folks saying "staying together for the kids" have decided they're done trying for a functional relationship. Kids shouldn't live in dysfunction. But failed partnership isn't reason to force one out from parenting. Kids will always be better having both in some capacity
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CO 🇺🇸
CO 🇺🇸@realtoddbillion·
Your child is better off with a flawed dad than no dad.
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Catturd ™
Catturd ™@catturd2·
Who’s your pick for Trump’s next AG? I’m still thinking about it.
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Capital Weather Gang
Capital Weather Gang@capitalweather·
SNOWCRETE lives! On Wednesday, we posted that many of the large piles of Snowcrete that endured through March were gone. But readers informed us that there are still some out there. We received reports of piles lingering in Alexandria, Germantown, Fairfax, College Park, and Burke. There is also a massive one still in the parking lot at Carter Barron in NW DC. Pictured here is the Snowcrete remaining outside the BWI Daily Lot. Thanks to Jonathan Dean, Director of Communications at BWI, for sharing.
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Russ Jowell@RussJowell·
My hot take is that if it wasn’t available in or around 19th century Naples, it doesn’t belong on pizza.
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Russ Jowell
Russ Jowell@RussJowell·
@twicetheMF @realtoddbillion Because I grew up with a flawed dad and two parents who StAYeD ToGeThEr FoR ThE KiDs and after after a LOT of therapy and self-reflection, I am convinced I would not have the issues I have today if they had just gotten a divorce.
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Armchair Commie ☭
Armchair Commie ☭@Home_Mentions·
"Bizarre"? I'd just say it's a harbinger of things to come. Does the ruling class really think they can throw everyone out of the workforce in the angriest, most heavily armed country on the planet, with zero safety net in place and everyone will just lie down and accept it?
Crime Net@TRIGGERHAPPYV1

🚨 Bizarre scenes on the streets of California as delivery robots become the target of nighttime vandalism

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