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Luke

@Lukelfc86

Happily married. Only here for the footy news and the banter. LFC, F1, gym, food, booze, music and travel. 🔴🏁💪🥘🍻🎵🎸🌎

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Luke@Lukelfc86·
Keep talking
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I did 125 press ups yesterday ,100 the day before that. I think I’ll give it a miss today,rest this old body for a day 😀
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@Lauren_83_ I like bourbon but it's deffo not whisky. Id try this though. Looks just like a nice cocktail tbh 😂🙈
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6am gym session 💪
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@Ivor168274 Haven't had a sausage dinner for ages. Was always my fave, sausage, chips, gravy, mushy peas. Sometimes they chucked onion on.
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KEITH@Ivor168274·
Going the chippy me sausage dinner gravy or curry am not sure
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@KJB36882 I like them, but if you're not sure they sell individual bars in Asda to try them 👍
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Luke@Lukelfc86·
Order up 💪👍
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Luke@Lukelfc86·
@helhal13 Enjoy, it's a cesspit, you're going to love it 😂👍
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@Lukelfc86 Yeah I’m fairly new here and still finding my feet but I’m thick skinned enough in appearance and online 🤣🤣
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Luke@Lukelfc86·
I think one day soon I am just going to deactivate and delete this app. There are more productive ways to spend my time and tbh....I could quite happily live in ignorance of how shitty the world and people can be to eachother 😂😂😂
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Luke@Lukelfc86·
@helhal13 It's not towards me, it's just generally. Extreme opinions on everything, even footy banter has become so personal, it's insane 😂
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Hel@helhal13·
@Lukelfc86 I just ignore the rude, arrogant cock suckers and interact with the genuine ones. Some just do it for attention
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tommmm.@awildtom·
Wait are guys really out there just poking it? lmao
Florry Pearl🇧🇪@florry_pearl

Straight-up advice for guys who “finger the clit” instead of rubbing it: A ton of dudes hear “fingering” and think it means jamming a finger in or poking/jabbing at the clit like they’re trying to press a doorbell. That’s the #1 way to kill the vibe. The clitoris has 8,000+ nerve endings and it’s extremely sensitive poking it feels more like an annoyance or even pain than pleasure for most women. Do this instead (the right way to stimulate the clit with your fingers):

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Ms Morningstar 🖤@Greekgoddess02·
@Lukelfc86 😂😂 I suppose if they are chatting in dms, they think theyre a thing. Someone on her told me she'd been dating a fella off here for 18mths and found out he was married. It turned out that they hadn't even met 😭 She thought they were in a relationship 🙈
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Ms Morningstar 🖤@Greekgoddess02·
This has just came up on my memories 😂 Even though it was 10yrs ago I remember it well. All because some lad was talking to me on the timeline 😂 Females are mad honestly 🤷‍♀️😂
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@Greekgoddess02 How do you claim someone as yours? What does that even mean on twitter 😂🙃
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Ms Morningstar 🖤@Greekgoddess02·
@Lukelfc86 People were very possessive in those days. They just block you now if you talk to the person they've claimed as theirs 😂😂
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I know no one gives a fuck but I forgot to mention,doing press ups yesterday I managed 40 without stopping ,good going that at 54 yrs old 💪💪💪💪
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@lfc_arrow Speed drinking Guinness is neither big or clever. Cheers mate
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Toonfan@boyle39125·
@Lukelfc86 Defenitly agree there buddy have a great rest of your evening mate
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Chelsea will have a new manager bounce by the time we play them at this rate 😬
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@boyle39125 I like them and PSG. Both good to watch mate.
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Toonfan@boyle39125·
@Lukelfc86 Couldn't agree more mate its been rubbish all season mate I want.Munich to win the champions league mate
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