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@TheRealZBird @JohnnyDramaChas Get owned, dipshit:

@JohnnyDramaChas It absolutely was not debuted on Entourage lol

Kanye West debuting “Good Life” on Entourage before the song was even released. Season 4, Episode 11 — “No Cannes Do.” Vince and the boys catch a ride to Cannes on Ye’s jet while the track plays over the ending. The song later: 🏆 Won Best Rap Song at the Grammys
📈 Hit #7 on Billboard Hot 100
💿 Went multi-platinum Is this the best TV/music crossover ever?

@cdotharrison Bro looks 33 years old

How is that even possible???

@kinglouie1979 @DannyJConrad Good god. Seek help.

“I’m not on vacation idiot, I’m at a birthday party in Mexico.” Am I being abnormally gaslit or am I just poor?

@stickNblades @Stanley4417 @MLBONFOX

@Stanley4417 @MLBONFOX Poor baby

VENEZUELA WINS THE WORLD BASEBALL CLASSIC! 🇻🇪

@N1ckyx59 @WallStreetApes @nicksortor 20k a roll for some aluminum tape lmfao u sure, little guy?

@WallStreetApes @nicksortor That tape is like 20k a roll lol

A passenger on Spirit Airlines catches the company duct taping their plane together “Just give me my money back” I believe this is actually ‘speed tape,’ a temporary fix for aircrafts for non critical fixes

@AB202281146189 @M_Vernon Told who? No one fucking reads or replies to anything you post. You’re talking to yourself like a lunatic

@M_Vernon Remember this for future years. Having an anchor matters. Why I told you fanboys for years that your big white loaf was a net negative. Yet you wanted more like him. Like Josh Dix. Your lack of ball knowledge shows daily. Social media fans aren’t real hoop fans. Just like drama.

OMG look at these splits. TCU is: - 15/23 on FGs when Flory Bidunga is OFF the court (5/6 from three) - 3/25 on FGs when Flory Bidunga is ON (1/11 from three)

@carmour15 @joeyblades69 @BookitWithTrent What do you think happens in extra innings, genius? Either they score more than 5 or Italy wins. Dear God

@joeyblades69 @BookitWithTrent Technically they could score 5 and it go to extra innings, safer to just bet Mexico moneyline

So what do I need to bet in this Italy game to assure the US gets in?

@GuelTR24 @GlitchedDeals Ugly ass shoes, dear God

@GlitchedDeals Thanks 😎

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@GoRoyals1985 @kcroyalstv You don’t have to buy MLBTV if you don’t want to, dummy

@kcroyalstv Complete joke that you expect people who already have mlbtv to spend another $99...

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@codybtapp God forbid government issued identification be accurate. If someone identifies as a Dog should that be on their driver’s license? Get real.

This is shameful and evil

@DustyLikins T300s dead lord, quit the game and sell your clubs

Never gonna be a good day when on your first iron shot on the first hole the club snaps during the shot -

@mackenzielozano Lmao, just shut up

People are mad about this? I really don’t care I’m being so genuine

@molzer Hospital cafeteria vibes 🔥

Updated interior renderings for Holtman bar that will be open for the World Cup this summer! KC isn’t ready 🔥🔥

@cjkc_life09 @KUandUofAfan @joekeim7 That map you shared includes Kansas, genius. Also, no one calls the region “KCMO.” It’s just “KC.” Get real.

@KUandUofAfan @joekeim7 🤣Because I thought you misunderstood my initial post thinking I didn't realize population of the city of KCMO by itself. To me, KCMO is a region, not a city, so I have a habit of saying KCMO in a regional context, not a city context. Sorry for the confusion.

@MayorLucasKC This dude sucks and by all metrics is an abject failure at his job.

“You are worth the work, and so is our community.” As UMKC graduates step into their next chapter, Mayor Quinton Lucas reminded them that the extra effort, the late nights, and the care they bring to others are always worth it, here in Kansas City and wherever their paths lead. Congratulations to the UMKC Class of 2025 🎓

@Bradw2495 @BarstoolBigCat @Delta Sorry, employed

@MARTJONES14 @BarstoolBigCat @Delta This guy doesn’t yak

Hey @Delta cancelling my flight to go on KFC Radio one last time was a very uncool move. Not going to skullfuck because we’re going to do an old school zoom episode (Stella included) but still very fucking uncool move

@Bradw2495 @BarstoolBigCat @Delta LMAO what is a “side slit” you sick fuck.

@BarstoolBigCat @Delta Just an excuse to spend time with Brandon’s side slit tomorrow

@KC_Crypto_J You are on some strong drugs to think Dewey’s is in the same league

@cdotharrison Try Dewey’s off 95th and Mission. It’s as good as Tascio.

I knew ball.

@NoelleFerne @crutchtheclutch @michaelmiraflor Waking up FOUR HOURS before an early flight is insane. Do better.

Never take the 6AM flight. Spend the extra $50-100 for a more civilized time that will not wreck you.

@rcfletch11 @Kennylogan23 Lmao “greatness” is crazy…the guy stinks

@Kennylogan23 Same brother. But alas I will be at the game Friday to cheer on Jalon Daniels! So proud of that kid. I only hope the fans show out to appreciate greatness