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@QueenAnticommie @grok which song is that?

He’s a savage !

@rustyynova Aurangzeb Zeb

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@Naam_kafi_hai Do Shwatha

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@waweru I am still thinking about it. Does that mean they only know 10.7% of Kenya? Or they recognise only 10% of Kenya?

@waweru Nothing is going on. Assuming they have no other more versatile or capable car, those guys will be able to enjoy 18,963 km of road in Kenya. They will not enjoy a further 157,596 km of road. (18,963/(18,963+157596)) =0.107, that is 10.7% of the roads available for motoring.

IMHO There’s a sudden increase in the number of Mercs on NBO roads .. especially the GLA and GLE series … what’s going on?? 🤔🤔

@UAPWatchers @grok is this story true?

🚨A man named Ron had a strange pain in his wrist for 40 years. Doctors found a foreign object embedded in his skin, encased in biological tissue, broadcasting a signal. Not just any signal: 137.72926 MHz 516.812 GHz Who was listening? 🧵👇

@ahmednasirlaw @WilliamsRuto @ahmednasirlaw please do not try. The speed humps they will put will destroy the car. Rest assured rheee will be speed bumps no matter what. Don’t do it.

I PROMISE to drive my porsche panamera from Nairobi to home in Bulla Jamhuriya, Mandera, and even give a lift to H.E @WILLIAMSRUTO!...InshaAllah before 2027.

@uber_kenya @Uber You claim that the driver took to me to Uthiru, and spent two hours and 19 minutes with me. Did he kidnap me? You charged 1110? And he got a 5 star rating! Surely.

@uber_kenya @Uber Kenya: Yesterday I ordered for an uber and the driver, Antony Ndungu, KDJ440J, called me and told me he would not accept to pick me since I was using a credit card and his payments are too little when one uses a card. Fine, I got alternative means. Now I see you billed me!

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@alasirimotors I am on my third XT in say 14 years. I am on my say seventh engine and say 12th gearbox. I am warning you people.

Left Or Right ? Be wise.......

@rutune_motorW What kinda animal is this? A beetle?!!!

Safely in Nairobi. Small TLC up next.

@dhikims @waweru @alexmwanzo Second hand. 48000km. Bought in the UK.

@MMwau @waweru @alexmwanzo Was it zero mileage or second hand?

@alexmwanzo boss what’s your opinion of the Ford ranger? In terms of reliability? Cost of maintenance ? There’s someone who was warning me against buying it …

@alexmwanzo This is the hard truth. Once I got to 360hp I decided it was too much to handle. Back to 300 at most.

What I’ve come to notice newbies in builds are chasing numbers* ( I was once included) We all want 1000hp or some crazy numbers not knowing what it entails to even be above 300hp Bro after 300 everything changes the brake fluid boils on braking . The diff gives in That’s why you see most high power cars ziko grounded or ziko garage . Unless you know what you are doing and you are liquid 300 max should be your goal Anything above that needs doubling stuff Drive a golf R ndio ujue what I mean . That is like 250-300hp and it’s chaotic

@waweru @kinjeketile 😂😂😂😂😂😂 nakuona tena sana!

@kinjeketile I have friends who have lily white reputations and they can never get hired for big GoK jobs … I keep telling them that they need to have a scandal or 2 to be acceptable to the powers that be or they just forget big public sector jobs 😭😭🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣

The system is working as it should.

@waweru Araaaaa!

If you go to a brothel and pay for a service .. why would you be bothered that other people have paid for the same service before and after you? 🤔🤔🤔a word is sufficient to the wise

@nyanjewanyanje @waweru I think it is a requirement. But you have much more fun when you are not one. Going to work becomes much more interesting when you refuse to entertain BS. Kwanza the unpredictability of what will happen to you on a day to day basis! It is heavenly.

I don’t understand but people who work for GOK at senior level, is it a requirement for you to be a sycophant to retain the job?

@waweru Oh, and one more thing. I do not know any African, including myself, who willingly or not, takes responsibility. It is always the politicians this, the neighbour that, the weather this, Saitan that etc. That is weak. A weak culture.

@waweru In the end, the very nature of our future as Africans will include accepting that our culture has strong weaknesses for which extant solutions are useless. New solutions must be found.

Who has a good explanation why the typical post colonial African state is so so bad at providing public goods? A cursory look at African twitter reveals the same problems all over: bad roads/infrastructure, no water &sewers, bad healthcare and now electricity 😭😭😭😳😳