Ben Sharipov

When you and your homie are trying not to laugh but the teacher starts talking about getting raped

"squirt is pee" ok i made her cum so hard she peed thats talent

@jjjjjonesjjjjj skill issue

You probably never even considered how much farmers cry it’s like every day

@crazyevilfoid i dislike every gay

everything i dislike is gay

@siksosik is every nut busted an additional charge?

they will rape you twice

@yangvangg im black

I’m back

did you guys know there was a mexican wrestler in the 70s called el nazi

@imfat thinking of people as losers is a bad sign

not being liked by losers is usually a good sign

@mynounswentpro weed makes u gay and retarded

you cannot fathom the weed i smoke

@pickleds0ck ur 22 whats the problem

what is it with 30 year olds and Me.

@greeneyedfraud where there's a will there's a way

can you douche with a caprisun

women dont shit their body is too pure

@TobyTurner let the people live you sanctimonious fuck

Don't fucking do drugs. Go to the fucking gym. You are a god damn motherfucking patriot.

life is beautiful brother

@yuckuzha you dont want you as you are

will anyone ever want me as i am

@millerlowlife89 at lest u have alcohol thats what matters

current state of my fridge (i’m in hell)

@jjjjjonesjjjjj trying to fill the void with material possessions

Why do i even buy clothes i barely leave my house

way down yonder on the chattahoochee

@vrriskers thats watchu get

oliver tree js died wtf

@crazyevilfoid suck on my dihh #suggdisdihh

sucking my thumb