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Machobeard

@MachoBeard

horror, wrestling, comedy and an inability to take most anything seriously

North Carolina, USA เข้าร่วม Mayıs 2008
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Sollis Pensword
Sollis Pensword@JDecker11·
@BDisgusting Im calling it now. White people bad. Black people good. Something racial like that. The zombies are just for show.
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Bloody Disgusting
Bloody Disgusting@BDisgusting·
Vivica A. Fox stars in NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD, a brand new upcoming remake of George A. Romero's classic zombie masterpiece. Directed by Christopher Ray.
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Machobeard@MachoBeard·
@ogafroman LET’S FUCKING GO! A BS lawsuit in every sense. One for the good guys!
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Afroman
Afroman@ogafroman·
"In all circumstances, the jury finds in favor of the defendant"
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Sen. Marsha Blackburn
Sen. Marsha Blackburn@MarshaBlackburn·
As a reminder, every single Democrat voted against historic tax cuts for Americans, including the $6,000 bonus deduction for seniors. Americans will have more money in their pockets because Republicans won this fight.
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Machobeard@MachoBeard·
@gamestop is useless. No copies of a new game unless you preorder. Cannot wait to never step foot in this place again once I use this gift card.
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Machobeard@MachoBeard·
@DHSgov A government agency is tweeting like a petulant child. Grow up, be better, fuck off.
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Stephen Miller
Stephen Miller@StephenM·
Of all the destructive and ruinous policies aimed at the heart of our Republic, few can compete with “birthright citizenship.” Every illegal alien, foreign visitor and visa scammer, merely by giving birth on US soil, can access unlimited welfare for life through their “American” child and send the extra cash back home to support their foreign village. That same child is granted full voting privileges upon his 18th birthday, making illegal aliens and their descendants one of the largest voting blocs in the United States. Under “birthright citizenship” a terrorist and his terrorist wife can commit immigration fraud, come here as tourists, perpetrate a terrorist attack, give birth, and have an “American” child. “Birthright citizenship” is an atrocity flatly and flagrantly incompatible with any concept of nationhood.
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NRM84
NRM84@Mappy6984·
This is how easy it is
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Machobeard@MachoBeard·
@DerrickEvans4WV Fuck how stupid are you? That’s rhetorical btw…I know you’re an idiot
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Derrick Evans
Derrick Evans@DerrickEvans4WV·
This is a great question. If one teacher can’t teach every subject…then why are students required to learn every subject🤔
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Machobeard@MachoBeard·
@SStricklandMMA What happened to right wingers idea that “celebrities’/athletes’ stance on politics don’t matter?”wish we’d go back to that…
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Sean Strickland
Sean Strickland@SStricklandMMA·
The more I look at America the more ok I am with Trump 2028.. Don't get me wrong I'm the first one to make fun of Trump and hate on things hes done but at this point hes the only one with a balls to do what America needs.. Who takes the mantle? Any takers? 🙋‍♂️
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Machobeard@MachoBeard·
@EQE42 @SenatorTimScott Do you understand how grading rubrics work? If you type a bunch of words that don’t touch the rubrics you get no points.
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Eddie Eason
Eddie Eason@EQE42·
@SenatorTimScott Assuming it wasn’t a bad essay or plagiarism of course. The fact that the grader issued a zero confirms the grading was biased.
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Senator Tim Scott
Senator Tim Scott@SenatorTimScott·
It’s pathetic that a student got a zero on her work because the instructor has a different opinion. Students should be able to express themselves on a college campus and be judged on how well they performed, not based on whether one likes what the student has to say. foxnews.com/us/ou-students…
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Machobeard@MachoBeard·
@SenatorTimScott So now right wingers are in support of colleges/universities giving passing grades for poor work? Right wingers used to shit on participation trophies and accolades with accomplishments but now they’re okay with it because a student submitted a shit paper. GFY Tim
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Machobeard
Machobeard@MachoBeard·
@DeptofWar Bullshit investigations into anyone who doesn’t tow the party line. Fuck off fascists
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Department of War 🇺🇸
Department of War 🇺🇸@DeptofWar·
OFFICIAL STATEMENT: The Department of War has received serious allegations of misconduct against Captain Mark Kelly, USN (Ret.). In accordance with the Uniform Code of Military Justice, 10 U.S.C. § 688, and other applicable regulations, a thorough review of these allegations has been initiated to determine further actions, which may include recall to active duty for court-martial proceedings or administrative measures. This matter will be handled in compliance with military law, ensuring due process and impartiality. Further official comments will be limited, to preserve the integrity of the proceedings. The Department of War reminds all individuals that military retirees remain subject to the UCMJ for applicable offenses, and federal laws such as 18 U.S.C. § 2387 prohibit actions intended to interfere with the loyalty, morale, or good order and discipline of the armed forces. Any violations will be addressed through appropriate legal channels. All servicemembers are reminded that they have a legal obligation under the UCMJ to obey lawful orders and that orders are presumed to be lawful. A servicemember’s personal philosophy does not justify or excuse the disobedience of an otherwise lawful order.
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Machobeard
Machobeard@MachoBeard·
@ValentinaForUSA Apparently you missed the story about the proud Pharisee practicing their religion out loud for all to see. Unless this is just bullshit political theatre and not religious-based, in which case you are now using the lord’s name in vain. Guess you gotta burn in hell too 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Valentina Gomez
Valentina Gomez@ValentinaForUSA·
Pedophile churches don’t like it when you quote The Bible. These pedophiles use the name of Jesus in vain & lead others astray. Tolerance of sin is not a Christian virtue. Deny yourself, pick up your cross & follow Jesus Christ✝️
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Machobeard@MachoBeard·
@GuntherEagleman You use socialism and communism interchangeably so I’m assuming you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.
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Gunther Eagleman™
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman·
🚨 BOOM! The House just voted 285-98 to DENOUNCE SOCIALISM and block it nationwide. Guess who voted NO? A majority of Democrats. They literally just admitted they WANT communism for America. Masks off.
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Machobeard@MachoBeard·
@metalFABtokens any word on when the life pucks will be back in stock? Been checking almost every day for a few weeks now lol
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Machobeard@MachoBeard·
Someone should tell @Arbys that if they’re going to sell product that is almost 12 hours old, maybe don’t put that sticker on the packaging. 🤮
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jtx
jtx@jtx9999·
@SeanRossSapp He spoils taped shows. Bro could be a saint, it doesn’t really matter. They don’t want him leaking info. Plain and simple dude
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Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful.com
Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful.com@SeanRossSapp·
Don't think you could ask for a better dude than Jacob Cohen to attend your shows. Insane to kick him out
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Machobeard@MachoBeard·
@wake_up_girl_3 Classic right winger tactic - just say shit with no support to back it up. Get fucked Kitty
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Aunty Kitty
Aunty Kitty@wake_up_girl_3·
Speaker Mike Johnson lives in a $3,000-a-month home. He donates his $224,000 salary to those in need, gave up a $250,000 bonus to help flood victims, and takes only a $10,000 annual allowance — the rest goes to veteran housing assistance. He’s paid over $500,000 in rent for 70 homeless veterans, cut his office budget by $1 million, flies economy, and stays in budget hotels — then donates the $80,000 he saves to local food banks. His wife turned their garage into a free cancer therapy center, and on holidays, their family volunteers at shelters while their kids travel to disaster zones to help with relief efforts. But sure — tell me more about how conservative leadership doesn’t truly look out for those in need.
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