Mandi B 🇬🇧🍷🦖

In the beginning....

@RealAlexJones Explosive, as in nuclear war? Your bedwetting yesterday was ridiculous. Sort yourself out fella.

💥💥EXPLOSIVE!!💥💥

I make a tomato egg breakfast

@SaarNil72 I think it properly starts on Monday - it was scheduled for the 7th - but they are probably doing jury selection this week.

Anyone got any updates on the violent airport Muslim brothers?

@NormanBrennan Ive just seen a post of his injury. Dear God. What has this country become.

BREAKING NEWS; Lunatics in Liverpool; ‘looks’ like a large ‘Machete’ is being used in a chopping motion against a victim; a madness has descended on this once great country the likes I’ve never seen before; it Never used to be this bad it truly didn’t👇🤷‍♂️🙄 x.com/CrimeLdn/statu…

@Rob_MonsSacer @PeterBraid37530 @NotFarLeftAtAll The nights I spent at Charnock! 😂 How on earth we managed to organise without mobile phones. Conveys up and down the motorways. Happy days.

@PeterBraid37530 @NotFarLeftAtAll We used to meet at Charnock services, but eventually fucked it off for clubs in the early nineties. My favourite was Angels in Burnley. The last place I went was Prodigy at 53 Degrees in Preston.

Back in the day … finish raving at 6am start work at 7am

@0hour1 You can call him anything you like, we hate him! My particular favourite is Wanker. 😂

I call him Ken Starmer it pisses Brits off 😂

@Little_G2 Is the big day Friday? Can't wait. 🤗

Oh it’s Aintree week is it ?

@TiceRichard @reformparty_uk Richard, can you please get onto this lunacy. They are planning to lay 200km of pipeline from Derbyshire cement factories, to the coast of the Wirral for Carbon capture. All councils objecting but government are overruling them.

Disgraceful appalling decision We @reformparty_uk will do our best to stop this being built or connected

Poll Who from the last 4 UK prime ministers has been the worst?

@MrAndyNgo He's an absolute pillock. We dont have any ships to send. 🤦‍♀️

British Prime Minister Keir Starmer said he would use the military to capture Russian ships using the English Channel to deliver oil to support its war in Ukraine. Well, Russia sent a war ship to protect its assets moving through the channel today and the UK did nothing.

@Artemisfornow Hes doing the same with the Peak Cluster pipeline. None of us want it!

Mad Ed overrules the will of the people and forces through the biggest solar farm in the U.K. They don’t want it and voted against it. A bit like a benevolent dictatorship, in a “This might hurt but it’s for your own good” way. Not an abusive relationship at all 🤡

Keir Starmer has arrived in Saudi Arabia to take charge of the ceasefire negotiations he personally brokered through his sheer determination, resolve and powers of superior Statesmanship. After landing in the country Mr Starmer was greeted by a low level government representative who asked "What the fuck are you doing here you utter twat"? before being whisked away by minibus and being put to work making sandwiches for the Crown Prince.

@GuidoFawkes How embarrassing!

Joint Statement by President Macron, Prime Minister Meloni, Chancellor Merz, Prime Minister Starmer, Prime Minister Carney, Prime Minister Frederiksen, Prime Minister Jetten, Prime Minister Sanchez, President of the European Commission von der Leyen, President of the European Council Costa, Prime Minister Takaichi: We welcome the two-week ceasefire concluded between the United States and Iran today. We thank Pakistan and all partners involved for facilitating this important agreement. The goal must now be to negotiate a swift and lasting end to the war within the coming days. This can only be achieved through diplomatic means. We strongly encourage quick progress towards a substantive negotiated settlement. This will be crucial to protect the civilian population of Iran and ensure security in the region. It can avert a severe global energy crisis. We support these diplomatic efforts. To this end, we are in close contact with the United States and other partners. We call upon all sides to implement the ceasefire, including in Lebanon. Our Governments will contribute to ensuring freedom of navigation in the Strait of Hormuz.

Keir Starmer had nothing to do with the US-Iran ceasefire and didn’t anticipate it was happening. However, he has taken the opportunity to fly to the Middle East. He’s basically that student who rocks up after everyone else has completed the group project to take credit.

Starmer has immediately flown to the Middle East to emphasise his crucial role in the US-Iran ceasefire, which he didn’t broker, didn’t know was coming, didn’t participate in shaping and had absolutely no part in whatsoever

@marksandspencer @waitrose Triple the amount of security guards in your stores and get them fully trained in how to use Tazers, ASAP, otherwise you'll have nothing left in your shops at all.

@StephenKing You supported a literal zombie in Biden. Go back to writing shit books.

I predicted someone like Trump many years ago, in THE DEAD ZONE. So now I'm saying this--in the next 12-16 months, we're going to find out if the two machines for the removal of a man unable to fulfill his duties actually work. They are impeachment and the 25th amendment. He is deeply unwell .

@Sargon_of_Akkad He hasn't. 'A basis to negotiate' is all. He'll agree to none of it.

How can Trump have agreed to all this? It sounds like total capitulation.

@LizzieCornish12 @Iromg We've always had shoplifters - my mum worked at C&A back in the 80s - they'd try and discreetly nick stuff. Security would grab them. Now - they couldn't care less, just blatantly stealing.

@MandiBe19 @Iromg Security guards most definitely should them. We also need our own Human Rights Laws, to stop these brutes from thinking they have 'the right' to do whatever they want, to whomever they want, whenever and wherever they want. 'Anarchy In The UK', literally.

This is fucking outrageous