Groucho Marc

@TheStingisBack Incredibly powerful scene. Harkens me back to seeing Tora Tora Tora in the back seat at the drive-in, was supposed to be asleep.

The legendary James Caan was born OTD in 1940. In Richard Attenborough’s 3-hour war epic A Bridge Too Far (1977), they allowed just ONE F-bomb, and Jimmy delivered the hell out of it. Perfect timing, pure venom, unforgettable. God, I miss him. End of Tweet.

@atrupar If this story is true, then the bar for being a TSA Supervisor is incredibly low. Limbo contest low.

of all the things that didn't happen, this is the thing that didn't happen the most

@HeatherThomasAF Chicken legs at twenty paces.

Dude was pontificating if he could take Elvis in a fight,🙄

@HeatherThomasAF Trump may have been able to defeat Elvis in a Big Mac eating fight, but even that would be debatable.

And you thought the Wafflehouse Teleporter was bad...

@smalls2672 @SpeakerJohnson Shooting puppies was already spoken for.

@SpeakerJohnson Oh ffs bro fuck off.

The Democrats just decided to officially become the party of PUNCHING PUPPIES. 190 Democrats just voted to give illegal immigrants the RIGHT TO PHYSICALLY ABUSE American service dogs — serving with law enforcement protecting American citizens. The level Democrats will go to protect illegal aliens instead of Americans is disturbing, disgusting, and dangerous.

@HeatherThomasAF Republicans used to be about smaller government, less regulations, less bureaucracy. SAVE ACT doesn't seem to fit in to that mold. More red tape, more waste, minimal gain for the pain.

Trump's Save Act forces 45 states to refuse driver's licenses, Real ID, student ID and military ID as valid voter ID. Already-registered voters will be turned away from the polls if they don't obtain and bring a $165.00 U.S. passport or a $25.00 to $35.00 birth certificate copy. It also forces all states to turn over your private voter information and voting records to Trump for selective purging. It's not "Just ID."

@AdamKinzinger @brett_mcgurk @MalcolmNance 100 percent, give or take.

@brett_mcgurk @MalcolmNance Wow we’ve destroyed 100 percent of their military. Awesome

President Trump - “One way or the other, we will soon get the Hormuz Strait OPEN, SAFE, and FREE!”

@TheStingisBack Genius.

The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976) Inspector Clouseau's interrogation is Peter Sellers at the absolute peak of his comedic powers, a 5-minute masterclass in timing, physical comedy, and chaos. Every pause lands, every misstep escalates. Pure triumph, start to finish.

@Mollyploofkins @factpostnews Jake sweat a gallon and stills smells like a Georgia Peach.

@factpostnews But why?

Trump tells his supporters to go buy Jake Paul's deodorant

@ArtCandee She knows "wrong and without legal authority" when she sees it.

Jeanine Pirro is having a meltdown about Judge Boasberg blocking grand jury subpoenas for Fed Chair Jerome Powell. Love this for Vino Jeanino. 🍿

@HeatherThomasAF @MysterySolvents Pick your poison. Or your flavor of crazy.

@MysterySolvents Disappointment.

What does this catalog sell?

@HeatherThomasAF @MysterySolvents *Applause*

@AdamKinzinger I read a mention of the pit stains, but it wasn't necessary as they announce themselves quite clearly. Jake should have worn navy or charcoal to conceal those better.

We live in the most unserious of times with the most serious consequences

@isaiahrmartin The self-proclaimed 'Art of the Deal' dealmaker fails to make a deal. This administration has been bereft of the clever dealmaking, erroneously championed as a quality unique to Trump. He'd have nothing, if not for strongarming via tariffs and threats of military action.

These long airport lines are because Trump controls the House, the Senate, and the White House. Dude can’t govern.

@UnrealBluegrass @Enquirer I heard a rumor he's being considered for the role of Lurch in a future Addam's Family movie.

@Enquirer 6 feet ,11 1/2 inches in Florsheims.

How tall is Barron Trump? He's taller than Joe Burrow, Elly De La Cruz cincinnati.com/story/news/pol…

@ThorBjornsson_ Three platters.

Guess how many pieces I ate tonight. #Sushi

@ArtCandee @GOP Snaking Americas drains...

@GOP The plumber? Laughable.

@TheRickWilson Better call Agent 86 in on the case.

Oh! It’s the old “Stolen Tomahawk” ploy!

@JoJoFromJerz Went for ciggies.

Where is JD Vance?

@IntVideos_x The battle between the rodent control cartels rages on.

Cats must be watching the world in slow motion