Marc Silverstein

Trump finally releases his healthcare plan.

@JustTheTweets17 What did you not see in his first clusterfuck of a term that said to you, “ We need more of that” shitshow. Sorry, you can’t walk back your stupidity now.

I feel a deep sadness. So many of us worked very hard to get Trump back in office. We believed he would put America First and no new wars would be started. What we have seen this term is the opposite of what we voted for, understand it is not MAGA that has changed, it is Trump. Trump was a vessel to achieve the goal, he has failed the mission and it is time he leave the office.

@MarkMeadows @DCCelebrity Sack up, Meadows. Why don’t you say publicly what you’re whispering privately about your mush brained Trump?

You're thinking of Joe Biden.

Fresh buns out by the cashier @Wawa in Colonial Heights VA.

Kinda fucked thing to do.

📚🇺🇸TRUMP “LIBRARY” 2030 - You are invited to the Library/Museum/Hotel/Legacy in Miami. Tools: Seedance, Kling, Nano Banana Pro, ElevenLabs, Premiere. Music: Grieg: Peer Gynt Suite No. 1, Op. 46: No. 4, In the Hall of the Mountain King

Drunker than ever before. More drunk than anyone has ever seen.

@foxandfriends @ainsleyearhardt The only thing funny about Vince Vaughn is that hysterical toupee.

NO LAUGHING MATTER: Vince Vaughn is calling out "agenda-based" late-night TV, comparing it to a class no one wants to take. Should the Wedding Crashers' star be a new late-night host? @ainsleyearhardt thinks so…

I’ve been on SNL twice now, which sounds impressive until I tell you neither time was as the host. At this point, Harry and Marcello have logged more rehearsal time as me than I have. Both of them were hilarious and absolutely nailed it. Maybe the third time I come in and do it myself.

@lawyer_memes Why are you just getting there at 11 in the MORNING, Fuckface?

A junior said "Good morning" to me in the elevator. I checked my watch. It was 11:00 AM. I looked at him. "It's almost lunch," I said. "You're three hours late to the concept of morning." He tried to explain he'd been at his desk since 7. I interrupted and told him accuracy matters more than intent. I emailed his reviewer suggesting he take a CLE on time management. He apologized later. I didn't reply. I forwarded the apology to HR as proof of his inefficiency. Greetings are risky. He learned an important lesson. Never speak to a partner in the elevator. Unless spoken to.

@PeteHegseth To paraphrase Mad Men, Kelly doesn’t think about you at all.

This will be immediately appealed. Sedition is sedition, “Captain.”

@Bob_Ehrlich Obama unfucked Bush’s housing market collapse, and Biden unfucked Trump’s Covid implosion. A friend is asking for you to go unfuck yourself.

62% of Americans are vested in the stock market. The market just hit a historic high of 50,000. Is this Trump’s fault too? Asking for a friend...

@EricLDaugh Wouldn’t the electric bill received in January be for the previous month, dumbass. You know, when a Republican was in office.

🚨 JUST IN: Virginia citizens are ERUPTING after their electricity bills surge by 200% PERCENT or more because of Democrat policies "Normally $200...$621 BUCKS. That's more than my car payment! What is going on?!" MAJOR buyer's remorse kicking in.

Interesting if true.

Now this is a quality joke!

@JDVance We all saw you eyeing Forest Gump’s park bench. Don’t try to deny it.

Watching Tammy Duckworth obsessively interrupt Marco Rubio during this hearing is like watching Forest Gump argue with Isaac Newton.

@JDVance Here's another crazy story for you. Better yet, go ask the guy who was #2 to Trump before you. He can tell you the whole thing.

When I was in Minneapolis, I heard a number of crazy stories. But near the top of the list: A couple of off duty ICE and CBP officers were going to dinner in Minneapolis. They were doxed and their location revealed, and the restaurant was then mobbed. The officers were locked in the restaurant, and local police refused to respond to their pleas for help (as they've been directed by local authorities). Eventually, their fellow federal agents came to their aid. This is just a taste of what's happening in Minneapolis because state and local officials refuse to cooperate with immigration enforcement. They have created the chaos so they can have moments like yesterday, where someone tragically dies and politicians get to grandstand about the evils of enforcing the border. The solution is staring everyone in the face. I hope authorities in Minneapolis stop this madness.

@simonateba Just another performative post from her. NBC paid her millions to stay off TV. They were right.

Be brutally honest: Do you agree with Megyn Kelly when she says, “I know I'm supposed to feel sorry for Alex Pretti, but I don't. You know why I wasn't shot by Border Patrol this weekend? Because I kept my ass inside and out of their operations”? Yes or no?

@its_The_Dr They're on special, prices marked way, way down.

I bet you don’t know who these 2 people are, 99 percent Failure rate.

John Harbaugh's message at his introductory press conference as the next Giants' head coach: "To the Ravens: I'd like to extend a profound thank you, to Steve and Ozzie for the opportunity, for the guidance that they provided every single day. To all the players and coaches who have been unrelenting brothers all along the way through the years, we did great things. Thanks, guys." On his focus: "It starts with building a team that is physical and tough. That's capable of overwhelming their opponent, from beginning to end and especially at the end. That understands how to finish." via @Giants