Mark Cram (Blue Tick)

Don’t miss out and get tickets now for our amazing New Year celebration. Amazing comedy and an after 🎉. Join @maureenyounger @jpattersoncomic @MarkCramComedy and @AliWoodsGigs (tickets from Backyard website) 🥂🎉🍷

freelancer noun UK /ˈfriː.lɑːns:er/ US /ˈfriː.læns:er individual who has less money in their bank account than they are owed by people for whom they’ve already performed work

I’m done engaging bigots. From now on I will be exclusively using the phrase “fuck off”.

Final chance to get tickets for @TheNewsAtGlenn @LinzSantoro @MarkCramComedy & @Revillations at Swan Hotel, Bedford. 1st November in aid of @lmcancertrust Tix lmcancertrust.co.uk/events/comedy-…

Watching the Unbreakable Triple Threat from 2005 and I think it’s just worth mentioning @JeremyBorash has one of the biggest shirt collars I’ve ever seen.

TONIGHT 8PM LGBTQ+ COMEDY AT @angelcomedy @billmurraypub FEATURING: @marydoesgigs @StandUpAndrew @robynHperkins @MarkCramComedy @sumicomedy @lulu_popplewell Matt Smith TICKET LINK IN REPLY

Do they employ different London bus drivers at night or is there just a time of day where they transform into cunts?

THIS SUNDAY 27th October! QUEER COMEDY AT @angelcomedy @billmurraypub FEATURING: @marydoesgigs @StandUpAndrew @robynHperkins @MarkCramComedy @sumicomedy @lulu_popplewell Matt Smith TICKET LINK IN REPLY

JOIN US FOR A NIGHT OF QUEER COMEDY AT @angelcomedy @billmurraypub THIS SUNDAY 27th October! FEATURING: @marydoesgigs @StandUpAndrew @robynHperkins @MarkCramComedy @sumicomedy @lulu_popplewell Matt Smith TICKETS HERE: link.dice.fm/TXJO9DCHVNb?sh…

FOUR ACE SHOWS THIS WEEK @CamdenComedy WED 730pm Unwrapped inc @tadiwamahlunge @olliehorncomedy WED 930pm @nathancassidy FRI 615pm 'Nathan Cassidy & Friend' @imranyusuf FRI 8pm The Rat Pack inc @AlexyBennett @KathMathComedy @MarkCramComedy TICKETS ⬇️ camdencomedyclub.com

JOIN US FOR A NIGHT OF QUEER COMEDY AT @angelcomedy @billmurraypub on the 27th October! FEATURING: @marydoesgigs @StandUpAndrew @robynHperkins @MarkCramComedy @sumicomedy @lulu_popplewell Matt Smith TICKETS HERE: link.dice.fm/dgn4SjoaFNb?sh…

In aid of @lmcancertrust Bedford Swan Hotel 1st Nov 2024 @TheNewsAtGlenn @LinzSantoro @MarkCramComedy @Revillations lmcancertrust.co.uk/product/comedy…

Spectacular comedy night @LouthPriory with @robynHperkins @MarkCramComedy @StAlun @stephanie_laing My little doggy Dolly came along for the ride and has had endless cuddles with everyone #comedy #dogs

Every adult who can not grasp that they shouldn’t play music/sounds out loud on their phone on a train should be culled.

I’ve put a lot of thought into what my breakdancing name would be. And it would be Mark Cram. Thank you.

You know when Elon Musk eventually tanks twitter he’ll claim he did it on purpose to “own the libs”.

@DrAshleyMorgan1 @runningpunks Hopefully will be the first boastful post of many.

@MarkCramComedy @runningpunks Hello Mark!!! Welcome back!!

Finally back running after my ankles being fucked for a year! Hello @runningpunks

“Pretty sure you meant Marl” Says my phone. Passive aggressively remembering a typo from 4 years ago.