Mark Cram (Blue Tick)

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Mark Cram (Blue Tick)

@MarkCramComedy

Stand up comedian represented by FUCKING NO ONE. Fit AF innit. He/Him

London, England เข้าร่วม Ağustos 2011
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Mark Cram (Blue Tick)
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freelancer noun UK /ˈfriː.lɑːns:er/ US /ˈfriː.læns:er individual who has less money in their bank account than they are owed by people for whom they’ve already performed work
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I’m done engaging bigots. From now on I will be exclusively using the phrase “fuck off”.
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Watching the Unbreakable Triple Threat from 2005 and I think it’s just worth mentioning @JeremyBorash has one of the biggest shirt collars I’ve ever seen.
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Do they employ different London bus drivers at night or is there just a time of day where they transform into cunts?
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Every adult who can not grasp that they shouldn’t play music/sounds out loud on their phone on a train should be culled.
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I’ve put a lot of thought into what my breakdancing name would be. And it would be Mark Cram. Thank you.
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Mark Cram (Blue Tick)@MarkCramComedy·
You know when Elon Musk eventually tanks twitter he’ll claim he did it on purpose to “own the libs”.
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“Pretty sure you meant Marl” Says my phone. Passive aggressively remembering a typo from 4 years ago.
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