MarshMutt

@TalkNicetoMi If someone is cooking for me, I'll gladly eat them however they prepare them-within reason, of course.

DO NOT season my eggs like you frying chicken. Don’t put no cheese in them either. I prefer pink Himalayan salt and black pepper Thanks.

@UncleDave1951 @ashleyschendel And , lamentably, 86% of non-snappers don't either

@ashleyschendel 90% of SNAP users don’t know how to make soup.

A hot rotisserie chicken should have been allowed on SNAP a long time ago. It makes no sense that someone could buy soda and snack food but not a cooked chicken that can become dinner tonight, lunch tomorrow, soup, tacos, or chicken salad later in the week. That is the kind of cheap, useful grocery store protein that helps a family stretch food.

@avivafashion11 @ashleyschendel So you agree that junk food shouldn't be snap-eligible?

@ashleyschendel SNAP needs a total overhaul; you shouldn’t have to reach a certain economic threshold to eat healthy food in this country

@ashleyschendel @PaulLinden9945 Not true. The ones they cook on the rotisserie were bought to be cooked on the rotisserie.

@PaulLinden9945 They are cheaper than buying a chicken to cook because they use the ones that haven't been bought and have too many for the rotisseries.

@PatriotHiker @ashleyschendel It's only cheap at Sam's or Costco

@ashleyschendel You know why soda is so expensive? SNAP. Same thing is about to happen to a rotisserie chicken. It will no longer be a cheap grocery store protein

@ashleyschendel True, but allowing sodas and snacks makes no sense at all unless you are in the pocket of Big Dyabeetus

@antpaxton @Ult1moHombre @BasilianThought Perhaps with gauche, definitely should be able to read the word, silhouette. If he's going to make more of these videos, they would be more effective with less clunky sentences, though.

@Marshmutt452 @Ult1moHombre @BasilianThought I feel like by last 2 years of high school you should absolutely know what “gauche” and “silhouette” mean, or at least have seen them. But yeah “silhouette of clothes” doesnt rly make sense and makes me think whoever wrote the card is also borderline illiterate lol

UPDATE: The school board is trying to expel the kid who made this video for exposing that his classmates can't read. You can't make this shit up

@Ult1moHombre @BasilianThought Gauche isn't really a word you can expect average High Schoolers to know, and I have no idea what a "silhouette of clothes" is, but not knowing extraordinary is a problem.

@BasilianThought Like I know what a silhouette is. I can see how you might consider one gauche. But what tf is a "silhouette of clothes" and how would you wear it?

@Buckley376 @Nickisbackbaby @SonofManwithus What about the ".....I'm trying to prove a point....."?

@Nickisbackbaby @SonofManwithus I won’t reply to any Be Honest posts. Shit!

Be honest: What’s the smartest OR dumbest money move you’ve ever made?

@GoDawgs_65 @richardcostigan @jeffdantzlertv @djohnstonuga @BaseballUGA Lol. Those words do come up quite a bit in the broadcasts. I enjoy listening so much, I don't even try to catch the games on TV anymore.

@richardcostigan @jeffdantzlertv @djohnstonuga @BaseballUGA Around this house we're constantly saying "no doubt" and "absolutely", the boys are rubbing off on us! Can't watch a Diamond Dawgs game without'em.

.@jeffdantzlertv and @djohnstonuga @BaseballUGA broadcast are fantastic even when seeing the game live. They add so much to the game experience. #GoDawgs

@jontweetssports @djohnstonuga @jeffdantzlertv Yeah, the Braves are your comeback team for this evening.

Just one man's opinion ... but I like it better when Georgia baseball has a lead late in the game vs having to make a comeback @djohnstonuga @jeffdantzlertv

@jontweetssports Any bag I get from those guys will contain at least two of the following: BoRounds Spicy Cajun filled biscuit. Boberry biscuit. Pro tip: sometimes, if you ask nicely, they'll put the spicy fillet on a Boberry (sans all the goop). That's peak Bojangles.

Blessed and highly favored

@gov_fails Start participating in open play Pickleball.

How do you middle aged men make friends with other men? I honestly find it easier to make friends with women, but that’s challenging for other obvious reasons.

@JdubAndrew @Bestyet2come4 @Thebestfigen @grok $2 an hour x 50 hours is a hundred a week which is just a little more than half $730/ month.

@Bestyet2come4 @Thebestfigen After mark up. @grok how much are these Costa Rican workers paid to make these baseballs? How much per ball?

All official MLB baseballs are hand-stitched at the Rawlings factory in Costa Rica. No one has yet created a machine that can do it with the necessary precision. Each one has exactly 108 double stitches (216 in total).

@tga_leylo @jimmysoldout Yeah. I was talking about owning the condo. Renters only pay for fees through their rent.

@Marshmutt452 @jimmysoldout @dawnofdrew2 I’ve rented all my life and if the roof ever needed anything done with it I’ve never known abt it so idrk how often that is and if my investment is growing at the same time as the temporary increase it kinda all comes out in the wash. Just nice for the freedom ig

no shade but why would i literally ever buy a home… you still have to pay a mortgage monthly that would be the same cost as just paying rent atp. and at least with renting, the expenses for anything that goes wrong falls into the landlord instead of on you

@dawgsfan2 @680TheFan Lol, no, but he sure did infuse me with a healthy dose of pessimism.

@Marshmutt452 @680TheFan Are you Larry Munson

The Braves have come back from a 6-0 deficit to tie it at 6 in the middle of the 8th. It’s a good thing games don’t end after two innings!

@MembaWhenU @HoopsCrave

@HoopsCrave Now let’s fatten them up even more…

McDonald’s is reportedly planning a Subscription Fry service, offering unlimited medium fries for $20 per month.

@Bonzombiekitty @TLCplMax Lol, people can spend their money however they want but it cracks me up how many people are hung up on certain breeds as pets. I get it for hunting, working, or health issues, but outside of that, and mutt will do just fine for most people's needs.

@TLCplMax The adoption fee for our dog was $750, but he was a young corgi rescued from an Amish puppy mill, who could have been sold for a lot more. Normal fee from the rescue org is $375 - his was higher to help cover medical costs of the worse off dogs.

Listen, if the “adoption fee” is $750, just say you’re selling the dog.

@BBGreatMoments This is like watching stupid human tricks on Letterman back in the day. It's impressive what they are doing, but it just doesn't move the needle. If you like it, more power to you!

I don’t know what’s crazier....the Globetrotter move or the ump’s front flip out call