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@ClaireMax I absolutely hate it when people clog the aisles to chat. I'm there to get my shit and get out, not stand in line waiting for people to finish gabbing.

Hot take: the grocery store isn’t a social situation. You are under no obligation to be “social” while grocery shopping. 🤷🏼‍♀️

@ClaireMax Audiobooks for the win, here. Means I can read book while I work 🥳

My book-reading habits are ENTIRELY tied to my ADHD. -I primarily read ebooks on my iPad because I can get book immediately instead of Waiting For Book or having to leave my house to acquire book -ebooks also mean so many book fits in iPad! Easy to read many at once! -audiobook no. Becomes background noise. Cannot focus. -will buy book if cover pretty. May not ever read book

@deziyah89595 @Nglmia_x Hah. No. Bro definitely did the right thing.

@Nglmia_x Seems to met ur brother needs to learn respect. First off. That's his dad. Second?? Yes. I agree periods are disgusting. And I'm saying this as a woman. They absolutely are. Bc why the hell am I bleeding out of my damn pussy??? Scary shit. And that's too far to talk Abt the mom.

@warhead6669 @xXAutumnIvyXx This is why I am a fan of battery powered tools. Everything from my chainsaw to my lawnmower is battery powered.

@xXAutumnIvyXx Honestly weed wacking is the worst part of the job. Because the gas bastard refuses to start or the cord on the electric bastard gets caught on every single thing.

Brother these clothes smell like acrid gym sweat and sweetened depression and my shoes are double cheeked up with mud and horse shit because I live on a hobby farm. I’m sure my clothing is gonna survive the good ol fight against grass blades. 🫶

@luisomor Awfully concerned about the sexuality of other men, aren't you?

Wearing gloves at the gym is insanely gay Your hands should be looking like this after spamming hundreds of pullups every week

@KLeavittNews @GeneralMCNews Next up, your slimebag of a boss.

BREAKING: King Charles is reportedly giving serious consideration to stripping Prince Andrew of his Duke of York title.

@SashaGrey All I know is I'll be playing a hell of a lot of No Man's Sky. Only news in gaming I'm properly excited for at the moment is Outer Worlds 2 in October

What are you excited for in gaming this week?

@audible_com Rupert Degas. Toby Longworth and Tim Gerard Reynolds quickly joined the list, though.

Who was the first narrator that made you decide “audiobooks are for me”?

@IGN "If you're a real fan" Randy can fuck off with his gatekeeping via economy. That's one of the most idiotic statements I've heard in a long time.

Gearbox chief Randy Pitchford insisted that the decision about Borderlands 4 costing $80 or not is out of his control, and said "real fans" will "find a way" to pay for it. bit.ly/43DhERc

@ClaireMax 140?

Guess my weight (you won’t offend me) Obviously no commenting if you actually know how much I weigh, that’s no fun

@FBIDirectorKash Then arrest Trump.

No one is above the law

@ClaireMax God, I'll just be happy when I'm down to 300 😳 Lost 5 lbs so far, though, so "only" 10 to go 😂

~120lbs vs 146lbs I’m 5’5”. When I first started working out, a goal I jokingly (at the time) told my friend was that I wanted to be “lean 150.” 5 years later…I’m almost there. I’d like to be leaner but this is my body’s current “set point,” where it’s super easy to maintain

@miracleofsound Depending on your definition of classic, I'd personally love a song about Lord of the Rings 😁

Been falling off videogames a lot recently. Just haven't been enjoying many recent releases much. What classic novels would you guys love songs about?

@ClaireMax This makes so much sense it scares me 😂

I don’t know how to explain this, but in the music video for Fatboy Slim’s “Weapon of Choice” (2001), Christopher Walken is dancing in Christopher Walken’s voice. He is dancing exactly the way he speaks. I cannot explain it

@AristoSamos @steelkrill @Charalanahzard @SwitchStarsYT @HelloFresh Crybaby.

@steelkrill @Charalanahzard @SwitchStarsYT She monetized her “help” to you dude by running a @HelloFresh ad. She’s bad stuff.

(5/10) We are already working on finding out more info about them, and submitted a DMCA request to remove the game off the stores, right now it's down from PlayStation and Xbox but still up on the Nintendo store unfortunately. Hopefully they will also remove it soon as well.

@ClaireMax Could we have a closer look at that T45 helmet please? 😁

Okay people being SHOCKED that I’m 37 just proves that people don’t understand that 37 isn’t old and a 37 year old shouldn’t look old? If you take halfway decent care of yourself you shouldn’t look “old” at 37 because it isn’t old! No filter, no makeup pic for reference.

@ClaireMax If you has a free pass to yeet any single person alive today into the sun, who would that be?

Let’s do an AMA! But the one rule is that you aren’t allowed to ask me for fitness advice (because that literally happens every day and I’m tired of it lol). I’ll respond to as many as I can!

@ClaireMax Lets you? Or makes you? 😁

She lets me kiss her

@El_boris_boris @Charalanahzard @SonySantaMonica @brunovelazquez You seem determined to keep your IQ at room temperature...

I am aware it’s fairly pointless to address this because if you fall for the bs I think you’ve actively *chosen* to, but yes, I was a writer on a AAA game at Sony’s Santa Monica for four straight years. I created characters, developed main plot lines, wrote levels, etc. I worked with hundreds of people who can (and do) support my this. Anyone who tells you I fabricated this (or ‘only worked on a cookbook’) is an idiot.

@ClaireMax We also start out as basically nothing more than an asshole. Shame some people never progress past this stage.

Congratulations to everyone who just found out they’re trans