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@LucasSa56947288 @druski did it better.

Regular wife: l miss my husband so much Erika Kirk:

@LucasSa56947288 She’s banging the robot.

WATCH: Here’s Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago last night to “hang out with some billionaires because it makes him feel good.” Where’s Melania?

Tell me you’re a racist, bigoted, misogynistic pig who supports #PedoPresidentTrump w/o actually telling me you’re a racist, bigoted, misogynistic pig who supports #PedoPresidentTrump

Calling it an early night gang. Gas is up Groceries are crazy The DOW is getting crushed Rape No healthcare plan No tariff rebate Insurance is up Rape No DOGE check He started a stupid war He is a felon Rape He is a rapist He is a pedophile Fuck him Rape Fuck him forever 🖕

@EdKrassen But, Ed, I thought the US already won? 🥴🥴 @POTUS

BREAKING: The war in Iran continues to escalate. - Now the US is considering sending an additional 10,000 ground/combat troops to the Middle East in the coming days/weeks. - The Pentagon is preparing detailed plans for a ground operation in Iran that could last up to 2 months. - Oil prices continue to soar, with U.S. CEOs saying it could reach up to $200/barrel which would likely mean another $2/gallon jump in gas prices.

@Mayoisspicyy I’d rather have diarrhea

BREAKING: New polling shows that Donald Trump is as popular as diarrhea.

@peterstratta @chaseelliott Maybe spend some more time in the simulator.

.@chaseelliott talks through the challenges of explaining racecar balance to team members who don’t drive, and that he doesn’t know what he doesn’t know with some recent performance issues. #NASCAR

@mjfree But I thought we already won? 🥴🥴🥴

The USS Gerald Ford, one of the largest U.S. aircraft carriers, will be out of service for two years after being struck by Iran. It’s definitely not a fire in the laundry room...

@mjfree I hang out with myself so yeah I do.

❤️ if you like to hang around with losers

@mjfree @POTUS Thank you, Christine.

@mjfree But I thought we already won? Is this what winning looks like MAGAts? @POTUS? You bunch of fucking 🤡🤡. All of you asshats that voted for this you better be prepared if your loved ones go over there that they may not come home. And, yes, I lost relatives in Afghanistan so STFU.

American Marines are being told to prepare for combat. “Prepare your family”

@AwesomeNewsom @LePapillonBlu2 Where can I submit my expenses for travel? I’d like to get reimbursed. 🤣🤣🤣

IF YOU'RE PROTESTING DON'T FORGET THAT WE'RE PAYING $100/HOUR, PLUS DENTAL, PARKING, AND A FREE JET FROM QATAR. OVERTIME PAY INCLUDES $2 BILLION FROM SAUDI ARABIA AND A JARED KUSHNER CALENDAR. BRING YOUR ANTIFA ID AND HAVE FUN! REMEMBER TO GRAB YOUR BALLROOM ON THE WAY OUT. --GCN

@JesusChryslerII I’m still awaiting delivery of my Charlie Kirk memorial water fountain. 🤣🤣🤣

I’ll hand it to her; she never misses a chance to grift

@jeff_gluck Danny Stockman was looking for the closest Golden Corral.

We just saw one of the most mature “confrontations” I’ve ever been around. Gotta cut up the video, you’ll be impressed.

@MonicaCrowley What exactly does a chief of protocol do? Protect pedophiles like most of the other 🤡🤡 in the @GOP

“No Kings” is the dumbest fake “movement” ever. The revolutionaries are losing their touch.

@Use0815 @mjfree No. They’re going to die for Bibi NettinYahoo and to protect the fact that @POTUS @realDonaldTrump raped little kids.

@mjfree They're going to die. For the ball room.

@realtrumpstein Dude has a serious Napoleon complex. Talk about LDE.

Trump: I hang out with losers because it makes be feel better. I hate guys that are very, very successful and you have to listen to their success stories. I like people that like to listen to my success.

@JohnCleese Elect a 🤡 expect a 🎪🎪

He no longer even knows when he's lying He's just making it up as he goes along And the Republicans haven't the balls to save the country

@lisa_liberal The cynic in me says or did they buy it to flip to make a profit and sell it to ICE?

Finally. Oklahoma does something right.

Best one I’ve seen so far today.