Maytheus

@deaflibertarian You left out the most important thing... If you act a fool like y'all did at home you're likely to get shot.

I'm from Texas. Here are some helpful tips for Knicks Fans: What You Should Know Before Visiting San Antonio: 1. It's not cheese dip. It's queso. 2. Sweet tea isn't a beverage. It's the official wine of the South. 3. "Bless your heart" is not always a compliment. Context matters. A lot. 4. If someone says they're "fixin' to" do something, no repairs are involved. 5. A breakfast taco is a perfectly acceptable breakfast, lunch, dinner, and late-night snack. Get one asap. 6. The speed limit is merely a suggestion to the pickup truck behind you. 7. "Y'all" is singular. "All y'all" is plural. 8. No, you cannot survive June by "just walking a few blocks." 9. The Alamo is smaller than you imagined. Don't say it out loud. 10. If a local says, "It's not that hot today," and it's 96 degrees, they mean it. 11. Guacamole is considered a vegetable. 12. The phrase "Texas-sized" is not marketing. It's a warning. 13. You may develop strong opinions about salsa before the weekend is over. 14. When someone waves from another vehicle, they're being friendly. Wave back. 15. Chili does not contain beans. This is not a debate. 16. If you ask for "just a little spicy," the outcome is entirely at the restaurant's discretion. 17. Texans put hot sauce on things that already contain hot sauce. 18. Cowboys exist, but most Texans commute by pickup, not horseback. 19. A 20-minute drive can somehow be 35 miles away. 20. If someone offers homemade brisket, cancel your other plans immediately. 21. H-E-B is not a grocery store. It is a way of life. 22. The stars at night are big and bright...!!! Yes, people will expect you to know what comes next. 23. "A little outside town" can mean 45 minutes away. 24. If you hear, "Well, that's interesting," it may mean the exact opposite. By the end of your trip, you'll be saying "y'all," ordering queso, and arguing about barbecue like you've lived in Texas your whole life. Welcome to Texas - stay safe and enjoy the game!

Let me explain why I think Freddy resonates. Lots of Europeans visit the USA as tourists. They visit New York City, or Washington DC, or Hollywood, or Las Vegas, and if they visit natural beauty too, they go to really crowded places like the Grand Canyon or Yellowstone. So while they see our cultural and natural icons, they are mostly in blue cities and they therefore also see the decline, the homeless, the drugs, the dirt and the rude, rude Americans. But Freddy is not doing that. Freddy is driving, and he’s doing it through the heartland, where people are kind and polite, the skies are wide open, and the bounty of Buc-ees and Bass Pro Shops are overwhelming. Freddy is not seeing fentanyl and decline. He is seeing the real, hopeful, patriotic, kind America that European tourists rarely traverse. And he loves it. That’s why Freddy is a phenomenon.

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@Gingerjaggoff @Fat_Electrician I was blessed seeing his show New Year's Eve 2001. He was greatness.

@Maytheus13 @Fat_Electrician Well I was cursed with him passing away on my 21st bday, so I like to remember him

I posted this assuming it would be abundantly clear it’s satire, based on how violently retarded it was. Apparently I was wrong, and it’s indistinguishable from a real opinion. If you don’t already know me. This means the average discourse is so fucking stupid it is entirely believable, that adults with the right to vote don’t know that 40 > 8. Being dumb to a satirical level is now impossible. I’ve lost all faith in humanity. I’ll be catching the first rocket off this planet.

@Ibdeeb_me @Fat_Electrician Yes they are.

@Maytheus13 @Fat_Electrician I had a friend who said, wisely, the average person is a dumb son of a bitch.

@Gingerjaggoff @Fat_Electrician You sir have great taste. 👍🏻

@Maytheus13 @Fat_Electrician You beat me to my favorite quote 😅

@RoGiorno447 @FloridaGalPal @BuzzPatterson Congrats. You got me. Good troll.

@Maytheus13 @FloridaGalPal @BuzzPatterson And according to documents Karmelo didn’t even use a knife, it was some boring tool. In tx if it had been he would have gotten another 15 years, so since your weak ass is commenting did you even know that detail. I had to read up, which you didn’t, to find out it wasn’t a knife

Carmelo Anthony got essentially a lifetime sentence. His parents got a new home in a gated community. This country is stupid.

@RoGiorno447 @FloridaGalPal @BuzzPatterson

@Maytheus13 @FloridaGalPal @BuzzPatterson That Walmart knife that had a flashlight doesn’t mean just for him either. That could have been for in general so that didn’t prove shit as the knife didn’t have Austin’s name on it. The point is Austin cause him to be in that position, that’s what you don’t seem to comprehend.

I knew you'd step on your tampon string and trip at some point in your insane ramblings. "Had had a knife on him because Austin and those other boys kept picking on him." How did the Memorial HS team "keep picking on" a student who did not go to their school? Even if that was somehow remotely the case, now you admit KA KNEW he was not welcome in the Memorial team area AND brought a weapon looking for trouble. Great job, you just incriminated him again albeit via a different set of circumstance completely fabricated in your empty little melon. Bravo! You. Are. A . Retarded. Clown.

@FloridaGalPal @Maytheus13 @BuzzPatterson You racist low life losers love to paint the young blk youth as always being evil, trouble makers while you ignore your own fucking actions. Had had a knife on him because Austin and those other boys kept picking on him.

@itzRex @SarahisCensored Is it hard going through life being that retarded, @itzRex?

@SarahisCensored hahaha, yea keep telling yourself that - This is the definition of harassment by the way: Harassment - is generally defined as unwanted, repeated, or persistent behavior directed at a person (or group) that causes them annoyance, alarm, distress, fear, humiliation, or offense

Drew Anthony is now in the “finding out” phase.

@MackJ000 @Szymansk_ii Bro, any dreams anywhere in sub-Saharan Africa are 100% dead on arrival. What a clownish comparison you are making.

Next time you think of giving up just give up because Elon was in a system that enabled him thrive. I can assure you, if he was in Nigeria, his dreams was 85% dead on arrival. Just saying A working system give you an edge over others. Which was why he Is where he is today. It doesn't mean people don't make it in Nigeria but it's very very very difficult or almost impossible. DON'T GIVE UP THOUGH

Next time you think of giving up, remember this photo of Elon in 2008.

Tyler Robinson is asking Utah Judge Tony Graf to take the Death Penalty off the table This is what he's frightened of... the state of Utah can execute you by firing squad And if you ask me, that exactly what's warranted He deserves to feel exactly what Charlie Kirk felt...

@BillWard1123 @BIG_SGT_D Can you read? The only reference to Texas was about Anthony because...wait for it...he was convicted in Texas! 🤡

@Maytheus13 @BIG_SGT_D Can you read ? He said it happened in GA - how does Texas parole apply ? Dang

They shaved my head too.😐 Karmelo Anthony got 35 years for murder. He'll possibly be out in 15 or less. I got 140 years for calling the police on the gangbangers who just shot through my brand new car and my daughter's bedroom. When the police got there, I showed them the damage to the car, the house, and pointed out the guys who literally just did it. They lived on the same street and were standing outside drinking and smoking weed like they always did. The officer didn't seem to care at all. His only concern was my own pistol that I had holstered for my family's protection. For some reason he placed me in handcuffs. As I was sitting there trying to figure out what was going on, all of my neighbors and friends came out to testify on my behalf. He gave me an aggravated assault charge against every single one of them including our friend Rachel's new baby she was holding in her arms while she talked with the officer. This is how the officer explained it to me... " Aggravated Assault because I had a weapon in a public place during an altercation... If this were a walmart, he would have charged me with everybody in the walmart parking lot." First of all, there was no altercation/assualt. I never went outside until the police got there. Second, I never left my house/driveway. Third, none of the people I supposedly assaulted were present at the time of the altercation that never happened. ✝️ The real kicker is this is all happening to me right after i've given my life to Christ. None of it made any sense, like how could this possibly be happening? Looking back it's clear, the devil tried to take my life.👀 Unfortunately, because these are such serious charges, I had to sit in jail for 6 months while God fought the battle. But God is good amen! He who is in us is greater than he who's in the world! The 31 year old woke marxist DA (Devil's Assistant), in good health, dropped dead of a heart attack. The new DA was a Christian woman who trained under my Christian JAG attorney. I finally got a court date and ended up with probation. The judge actually thought the case was missing paperwork because it was so ridiculous. That 6 months proved to be invaluable to me. I had all the time in the world to study God's word. I had to have read the Bible 4 or 5 times during those 6 months. I would read till I fell asleep, wake up and start reading again. I was even given the nickname "preach" and started a little Bible study group right in the middle of the dragon's layer. Every evening, all of us believers would pray in a circle, and God made sure our dorm was the most peaceful dorm that jail had ever seen. I came out of that jail a new man, trained to rely on the Holy Spirit and God's word in the face of the toughest challenges. I saw the power of God at work inside and outside the jail. Jesus pulled me out of the grip of satan and shut the mouths of the lions in the dungeon. My God what an awesome God! I even came out with a 15k sack of coin because God is a rewarder of those who diligently seek Him (My retirement kept adding up with nowhere to go😇). There is so much more to this story, It's still being written. What a journey it has been. I press on toward the goal to win the prize of God’s heavenly calling in Christ Jesus (Phi 3:14).

@GavinNewsom When the government gets involved, the rich leave the market and everyone is truly fucked. Fixed that for you Gayvin.

Americans are struggling to pay for groceries and gas while Elon Musk becomes a TRILLIONAIRE. When the federal government is for sale, the rich get richer and everyone else gets shafted. The system is rigged.

"The most terrifying force of death, comes from the hands of men who wanted to be left alone. They try, so very hard, to mind their own business and provide for themselves and those they love. They resist every impulse to fight back, knowing the forced and permanent change of life that will come from it. They know, that the moment they fight back, their lives as they have lived them, are over. The moment the men who wanted to be left alone are forced to fight back, it is a form of suicide. They are literally killing off who they used to be. Which is why, when forced to take up violence, these men who wanted to be left alone, fight with unholy vengeance against those who murdered their former lives. They fight with raw hate, and a drive that cannot be fathomed by those who are merely play-acting at politics and terror. TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream and beg for mercy… but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the men who just wanted to be left alone." - Alexandr Solzhenitsyn

Pete Hegseth tries to bench press. 🤣🤣🤣

11 million average households in America will combine to make Elon's net worth in about 8 months. But let's go ahead and destroy producers and creators of wealth. That surely will not crash the market when they have to sell off millions of shares of their companies causing catastrophic damage to the wealth of the entire country. Who is John Galt?

Elon Musk just became the world's first trillionaire. The typical American household would have to work more than 11 MILLION years to make Elon Musk's level of wealth. We need a wealth tax.

My heart goes out to the patriots in Ireland. You’re fighting an uphill battle against your own government that wants to replace you with migrants. Don’t give up.

@RoGiorno447 @FloridaGalPal @BuzzPatterson Oh nevermind the 21 witnesses who said otherwise. You're a clown.

@FloridaGalPal @Maytheus13 @BuzzPatterson The only evil soul is yours. You fucks want the kid to be so evil so badly yet remove any accountability from Austin. They jumped or tried to jump the kid. They were known for being bullies to the other kids. You can make whatever story you want to