Megan C

This was basically what it was like being @Ianlee31’s manager

@TanjaStrutzl Love this film!

What is your favourite British film? There are several British films that I really like, one of them is the great and exciting found-footage movie The Borderlands.

new labour new yaoi

@Megan_Wire My theory is that Twitter still (sort of) works because we’re the kids giggling at the back of the classroom, whereas on the alternative sites there are no authority figures - there’s nothing to kick against.

I have tried so hard to like Bluesky, Threads, literally anything else, and I just can’t do it. I mean this place is fucking awful too, but to absolutely no demand whatsoever, I’m back here again.

Grimes has entered his Kim Jong Un phase.

RT @isaiah_bb: “Do you regret taking money from programs that may have led to people dying?” “No. It was more important to reduce the defi…

@fonacabbelfast what is the point of pre-booking a taxi if, when the time of the booking comes, it still takes 15 minutes to find a driver? Surely you already knew a driver was needed? Isn't that the whole point of pre-booking?

In 1990, 6 intelligence officers went AWOL from Europe’s 2nd largest Cold War base, because a Ouija board told them to. My latest for QAA is about their divine mission to save the world by killing the Antichrist in Florida, and to meet Jesus in a UFO.

fight back??? you lasted 49 days as prime minister you pathetic twat

@kimkimdaya @finalmov This is simply not true though? Imagine saying people aged 30+ don't discuss politics openly, that's wild.

@finalmov our generation deffo dgaf we are speaking about it but id say like late thirties and up it’s very behind closed doors type thing but will probably change as our generation comes into it more

not tryna cause an argument or anything pls but i feel like politics is so hush hush in the uk compared to other places like celebs don’t even tell you who to vote for 😭 if they’ll even tell you to vote that is

I just may go and kill myself.

imagine if the yanks took this much interest in our elections. staying up late to see if transfers from the tuv will help the dup in north antrim.

Thank you Gary Barlow’s massive son for making Twitter feel like home again

@LostHerPockets That was my favorite 🤣

Emily Maitlis is fucking destroying Boris Johnson on C4 tonight it's genuinely beautiful

Dream on, kid.

"We're not all going to read your book"

@EssexPR @Keir_Starmer You know full well that's not the kind of landlord he was referring to don't you?

What were you doing at midnight …? I was sorting out a flooded toilet in my pub, 3 inches of water, am I a working man @Keir_Starmer? 🤦🏻‍♂️ 🤬