Mr Twltter

@Biodane @NanakoNiku Found one

@MemeDosh @NanakoNiku Did someone ask you lmao?

so i was testing the womb asmr microphone and it broke inside of me.

@AkemySama @burakintwt Breakup gonna go crazy mode

Last ones 😎

@shinfours @atomdotmp4 @slimspursy @sanstitre2000 Just stopped by to say education has failed you and you are fundamentally broken beyond repair, have a bad one

@atomdotmp4 @slimspursy @sanstitre2000 So you can't show us this gravity thing? That's okay, science hasn't been able to either.

To think that this disc will probably outlast all of humanity, earth, and the solar system itself

@luvrgrrrl777 Bro took "Try finger, but hole" literally

ok

@cyb3r_psychosis Sun retard

If my lips and butthole are the same kind of skin why doenst my butthole get chapped

@stevenspohn VERY important context: People have beaten Elden Ring with dance pads, musical instruments, their feet, 2 fingers, 1 finger, and ELECTRICAL IMPULSES FROM A BRAIN.

My right to access a game supersedes your right to immersion. Accessibility options can be turned off, leaving your immersion intact. My disability cannot be switched off. Your desire to brag about beating a difficult game should not be fulfilled at the cost of people like me.

@HilldurG @LittlesLewds All this reply is doing is conveying your experience, unfortunately. Whomever you tried it with just didn't give a shit about you, or absolutely sucked as a lover lmao

@LittlesLewds You enjoy being painfully, abused and degraded? Why?

Why is there such hate for anal rn? Why are people such haters, some people actually enjoy it??? 🙋‍♀️

@jaspwork Are children retarded genuinely holy fuck both of you are fucking as stupid as possible

fucking idiot posted MY SONG on his youtube and refuses to take it down???

@bxkigx2 Blissfully unaware of women who perform solo or lesbian sex anally because it's simply something they derive pleasure from in one way or another Life with this mindset has got to be so agonizingly miserable on the mental

women in the qts fighting for their right to have shitty painful sex 😭😭😭

@wstgoat7 Mr Fatty McFatFat over here

Fast food tier list

@Chad_Hominem_ That shit is affecting your brain now lil man, ease off and correct yourself

He’s 5’8 150lbs are you on fucking crack

@BDSMSIX Are lesbians retarded

@queenathenah White people tacos...... with.... shredded chicken...? You have no respect for tradition

WHITE. PEOPLE. TACO. NIGHT.

@ashveilburger Damn nobody threw in my GOAT??

gun to your head name a non-binary character

@untitled100100 Absolute BOMBSHELL body and it's going to be ruined in the next 6 months to a year ggs man fuck ED

i'm such a fat fucking chud. don't be bmi 23.7. wouldn't recommend #edtwt #shedtwt

@Saffakuy Wait for it to cool and empty it into a gallon bag. For small amounts/bacon grease just wipe it with a paper towel once it cools and throw it out if you aren't going to save it. Fuckin braindead.

Just in case your mom didn’t teach you this trick

@Durrvish_ I don't care about this take or the annoying ass hyper-expression yadayada, fuck you mean "monthly quota $4000" are we fuckin serious LMAO

Resident Evil 9 Sucked

@CindyontheBay @iluminatibot Dude it's been like 5 years get the fuck over it holy shit

@iluminatibot He told us,

- He killed his neighbor who killed his dog. - Started McAfee software - Forbes top 100 - Presidential candidate - Wanted in 3 countries - Survived 50+ assassination attempts - Married a prostitute who was hired to kill him - Behind Edward Snowden - Bitcoin billionaire - Worked on the Apollo missions -Hacked Hillary Clinton's office by sending her staff free computers - Killed a few people in Belize - Lived on a boat in the Caribbean sea with armed guards - Never paid income tax because he blackmails the US government - Escaped captivity in Guatemala by faking a heart attack - committed suicide in a Spanish prison - May still be alive

@rawsalerts Are you people fucking retarted

🚨#BREAKING: According to a retired U.S. Air Force launch officer he claims that UFOs had disabled multiple nuclear missiles after appearing around a Montana base where he was stationed decades ago.