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@princemill_ @MainNeli_ Usitufunze kazi😂😂😂

@MainNeli_ @MeshMerized_ surely??

Some landlords needs some serious flogging because WTF is this surely? How did they even decide on this atrocity? Madness.

@JCarhire 3 diesels Prados utapeana na ngapi?

So my friend Akinyi, confident, well-dressed, life together, everything aligned pulls into a mall parking lot like a boss. Music low, sunglasses on, zero stress. Then she spots that reverse parking slot. Clean. Spacious. Slight audience. She signals. Commits. Turns the wheel with faith. Immediately, the car says “no.” First attempt: too close on the left. Second attempt: now somehow too far. Third attempt: hazards come on (because emotional support). Akinyi steps out, walks around the car like a surveyor, nods seriously, gets back in, tries again… meanwhile two guards, a boda guy, and one random man who doesn’t even own a car are watching silently. Five minutes later, she parks perfectly, walks away like nothing happened, and I swear you could hear her say, “I meant to do it like that.” Moral? Reverse parking is not about skill—it’s about mental strength. And yes, some of the best drivers I know are ladies, but reverse parking will humble you first before it respects you. Anyway… if you want a car that listens, responds gently, and doesn’t expose you in public parking lots 👇 🚗 Car hire available,easy to handle, clean & comfortable 📞 0793373705 | Daily • Weekly • Monthly Drive calmly. Park with confidence

@_TheRealCoin @joan_reals 💀💀😂😂

@joan_reals Umbwa was extremely necessary Joan, christ would understand.

I've just experienced something extremely disturbing. Sure, we all have our traumas, but we can’t keep projecting them onto innocent people. We were having our meals when we suddenly heard loud crying and screaming from the washrooms. We hesitated for a second, but when we heard the sharp cry of a child, we all abandoned our food and rushed towards the ladies . Inside, we found a woman crying hysterically in a corner a child screaming, and a man standing there looking confused. “Nini?” I asked. “Alikuwa ndani na mtoto!!!” she shouted. In a split second, the men who had rushed in with us turned towards the guy harassing him. I had already picked up the child, who was crying nonstop when i noticed something. She was crying while reaching out for the man. “Nimtoto wake!” I shouted instinctively. The child stretched out her hand, and the guy took her. She stopped crying,clung to him, breathing heavily. “Huyu ni daddy?” one of the ladies asked. The child nodded as she rested calmly on her father’s chest. “Na kama ni babake, wapi mamake!? Anafanya nini na mtoto peke yake!?” the screaming lady shouted. That’s when I realised she was half drunk. “Nyamaza mbwa!” I yelled completely forgetting I'm a Sunday school teacher who is supposed to reflect Christ at all times. The hotel management stepped in and apologised to the man. As for where the mother was, I honestly didn’t bother to follow up. Male parents don’t need licenses to walk around with their daughters. The issue was simple: This drunk lady opened the toilet only to find the man inside with his daughter (around 5 yrs old). He probably hadn’t locked the door or something. Instead of asking questions, started screaming making the child to cry. Yes, we must stay vigilant, but we must also approach such situations with caution. Otherwise, innocent lives can be ruined. 🤦‍♀️ I genuinely feel bad for the man. He must be traumatised.

@julsmand @HillaryMbijiwe @jumaf3 City shuttle pale Benedicta

@HillaryMbijiwe @jumaf3 ???

Today, I went to Utawala. Very good 1 & 2 bedrooms at Ksh 15k to 20k... The prices are so low that I doubted. Here at Springview, 2 bedrooms are going for Ksh 28k, minus water and electricity. Total, sometimes comes to Ksh 33k. Utawala people, are those prices of yours genuine?

@LCheroro @jumaf3 Embassava gani we mzee 👀

It is a place which takes you 2 to 3 hours if you work in town. So count commuting hours like 6 every day. Common matters are the boring and crazy Embassava and again there are two police training camps GSU and AP. During reporting and graduation, you will be lucky to get home before 3 am in the morning. When it rains Nairobi, it rains triple in that area. The water cartels put enough mattresses on the pipes so no county water...you only depend on the cartels salty borehole water while Babu Owino pretend like he does not know this things are going on. He is the MP you know who wants to be governor and cannot sort out water issues in Utawala. Sewage system has been selectively constructed to suit Babu Owino's allies, while the rest ensures it sips out to the roads. We are there, we are not complaining, we just observe and move on

@ChangeA_254 @IamKimathiKE 😂😂😂😂

@IamKimathiKE Kuna jirani yangu...

Kuna Jirani yangu next door kazi ni kukula wamama Sijai mwona na any woman below 40 years Tell me why leo anatoka asubuhi na mumama ako na mimba jameni.

@alasirimotors @princemill_ unit ya kucut off watu wa " nisaidie gari" ndio hii😂😂

Save the Manuals Mazda Demio 1500cc petrol 6 speed manual transmission Fully loaded I-stop Lane assist Traction control Heads up display 360 ° view camera Heated seats Cruise control Fabric seats Led head lights Foglights Parking sensors Chassis Number: DJLFS-623683 Date of Certification: 26/08/2025 Year of First Registration: 2019/05 Mileage at time of inspection: 123945 Inspection Centre: NAGOYA-FLASH RISE Kshs. 1,250,000

@alexmwanzo Aaah💀😂😂

Your heart is always going out

@princemill_ And did they even meet? 👀

@MeshMerized_ I was just trying to make ends meet😭😂

Tested this feature 😂

@princemill_ @ndiritu_michael Feiilyyyaa 😂😂😂

@MeshMerized_ @ndiritu_michael Nitakuwa nimeshiba nikaenda kulala kwa podium😭😂

Reminder I still have one more ticket to give out.

@princemill_ @ndiritu_michael And after getting food, make sure he talks to a girl hapo after event.

@ndiritu_michael Nipee. I only intent to come for the food available.

@NyakundiReport Rono typing and deleting...

Jesca Magufuli, daughter of the late Tanzanian president John Magufuli, spotted spending time with Winnie Odinga just days after late former Prime Minister Raila Odinga’s burial.

@princemill_ @ndiritu_michael Apewe chai na uji

@ndiritu_michael Pewa kwa bill yangu

Recruiters don't care that I am mourning, just sending rejections.

@ndiritu_michael Witch!

I did

@Sapayian Wacha sasa tungoje apige appearance pale kwa The Mara Nomads

Someone shipped in 2 Australian spec kitted V8 Turbo Diesel 79 series land cruisers

@ndiritu_michael Thy servant is here...oh that you may bless me with it🙏

I bought it three years ago at 87% health, and it feels like it might be giving up on me soon. A battery replacement could carry me another three years, but consumerism will probably win

@onlykibui "Kwa sahi sina pesa ya kukukopesha" ...then goes ahead kupiga sherehe ajab- kinder situation...you get? 😂😂

I thought they were broke? What happened to FFP and PSR?

@ndiritu_michael Haina panoramic sunroof

Lord its me again

@princemill_ Mbona unamkuia mkali?🙆🏾‍♂️

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