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Wewe pia ni wa Kukam sio? Juu unashindwa kuelewa basics

@BMBoxing_ Yep

@MainNeli_ Nop ni mzaliwa, pesa ndio imemuosha tu

Hamuonangi uKienyo anakuwanga nayo? Huyu ni wa kukam bwana.

@NKGitonga Noma

@MainNeli_ They have a target clientele.. for corporate accounts Kuna balance unafaa kumaintain or open with

Pettiness 🤣🤣🤣

Don Lemon: Who else was also gay? Hunter Biden: I'm already in enough lawsuits Don. Are you asking me if Josh Hawley is gay? Are you asking me if Stephen Miller is gay? Are you asking me if Speaker Johnson is gay?

Chelsea offered £117m for Rogers in an owner-to-owner deal. 2 days later, Aston Villa signed Garnacho from them on a 4-year deal with an obligation to buy at £42.67m. That puts the Morgan Rogers take-home at £74.33m. £6m less than Arsenal's Rogers valuation. Good job Arsenal's ownership stuck to their value... because the Chelsea valuation had another deal baked into it. Chelsea, not the biggest club in London, but probably the best at working the system.

Musk goes from defending Andrew Tate to pretending he cares about girls raped in the UK. He never tweets about rape victims in the UK who were raped by white men, only Pakistani gangs.

𝗧𝗪𝗢 𝗡𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗜𝗢𝗨𝗦 𝗣𝗛𝗢𝗡𝗘 𝗦𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗦 𝗡𝗔𝗕𝗕𝗘𝗗 𝗔𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗚 𝗞𝗔𝗠𝗜𝗧𝗜 𝗥𝗢𝗔𝗗 𝗜𝗡 𝗡𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗢𝗕𝗜 𝗖𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗧𝗬 Police officers from Kasarani Police Station and Githurai 44 Police Post today, 22 July 2026, arrested two suspected phone snatchers. They are believed to be part of an organised syndicate operating on motorcycles within Nairobi. Acting on intelligence and public tip-offs, officers intercepted the duo in the Kamiti Road and Naivas areas within Kasarani Sub-County. A thorough search of the suspects led to the recovery of five assorted mobile phones. The suspects have been placed in police custody pending arraignment in court, and the recovered handsets have been secured as exhibits. The National Police Service remains committed to dismantling criminal networks across the country, and members of the public are encouraged to report any suspicious activity to the nearest police station. Alternatively, they may use the toll-free emergency numbers 999 or 911, the #FichuaKwaDCI line on 0800 722 203, or WhatsApp on 0709 570 000.

Transfer updates on groundsman THE GAME HAS NEVER BEEN MORE GONE

Democrats are such assholes.

Jalang'o huwa anakaa anakumbuka people are not vibing with him juu ya kazi yake anaweka Luo Festival then people will be in the comments talking about Wabiro then he tells himself he's still popular 😭

I decided to give the MLS a shot after watching the entire World Cup. Then this happened. 🤦‍♂️

Mace just lies and lies in this interview. Murders are down in NYC. Pothole filling is up. And Mamdani moved to America from Uganda 28 years ago, not 8 years ago. Weird that Piers let her get away with so many falsehoods in a single breath.

Manchester City are close to finalising the sale of forward Kerolin to Barcelona for a fee in excess of €1million (£850,000; $1.14m). At this stage the deal has not been completed but sources said Kerolin was expected to leave City this summer due to the number of wide forwards in Andree Jeglertz’s squad. More from @polballus, @megan_feringa and @Laia_Cervello 🔗 nyti.ms/3Rmhomr

Shida ya Siasa za Kenya kuweza sitting mwanasiasa without collaborating ni ngumuuuu!!! Also hizo collabo ndo hutukula eventually coz now everyone wants a piece of the pie and you cannot do shit to them coz we made you so you owe us.

Nimuulize, kwani kila mtu ni agent wa Sugoi??

That's one way to try force a transfer... 😬

🚨🔵 All documents are signed for Valentín Barco to join Chelsea from Strasbourg after the agreement done since May. The Argentinian will soon be announced as new #CFC player and welcomed by Xabi Alonso. Here we go, 100% confirmed.

Southampton head coach Tonda Eckert has been charged with bringing the game into disrepute by the Football Association. Southampton were expelled from the Championship play-off final in May after admitting to spying on other clubs. They were additionally given a four-point deduction that applies to the upcoming season in the Championship. The worst-case scenario is Eckert receives a ban, prohibiting him from coaching, although sources close to the club believe this is unlikely. More from @J_Tanswell 🔗 nyti.ms/4ftMfFw

My daughter wrote an insha about me today and one of her points was "Mama yangu anapenda kula Githeri na parachichi sana. Anakula parachichi na kila aina ya chakula na mkate." ????

🚨🔴⚪️ Ángel Correa to River Plate, here we go! Deal done for former Atlético player to join River. $17m package and medical booked, all set with Tigres. Contract until June 2029, as @CLMerlo reports.