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@MainNeli_ Ngoja uende Kilifi au coast in general, uskie Kikuyus hukua Kwa payroll ya Mt Kenya Presidents during their tenures, aty pesa huekwa equity bank. Nikiwa class 5 back in 2011, nshaiambiwa Ivo, Na MTU mzima. Na previous night home tulikua tumekula pumpkin za kuchemsha kavu.

3rd grader was denied by her teacher, who claimed groundbreaking pilot Bessie Coleman wasn’t a hero. after the assignment was rejected, the girl presented on her in front of the FAA (Federal Aviation Administration) instead after being invited.

Chuck Norris has been hospitalized. No word yet on condition of the hospital.

Antony picked up a hat and celebrated with it after scoring the fourth goal for Betis against Panathinaikos 🤣 The Brazilian is just having fun out there 🔥

It's a feature not a bug. 🫠 There's a reason why 'strong men' detest cinemas and films in general.

Miskellah was singing praises for Nakhumicha when we were all solid. We saw his appetite for a state appointment. For our union to win bigger and better, Miskellah Must Go.

Pale ISK kuna 36 engineer surveyors and only 300 land surveyors. Safe to say I have only met one registered land surveyor and I have practised 10 + years. The rest nawaonanga tu kwa stamp. Why is it so hard to register as a surveyor my surveyor buddies?

Pete Hegseth accuses Iran of investing in missiles and weapons instead of people, during a speech in which he's asking for $200 billion for weapons, instead of people.

@shikumungai_ Uyu nuu wanyina?

You people have alot of money in this Sakaja city. Anyway my red flag is he only trains women and he is using his journey as the blueprint 😂

Fuliza gang hawaamini accountability exists.

The most honorable thing you can do as a Kenyan is vote with your memory, not your emotions. Reward performance. Punish failure. That is how a nation corrects itself.

@shikumungai_ Whomst?

So those clinics promoting the various weight loss methods, how do they approache influencers? ' We see you have some weight to lose,here's a campaign?' Ju sioni ata vile waliapproach huyo.

Na kama uko single usiende kuchukua kura na utoke bila number kama tano...You must learn to walk and chew gum. #TukoKadi must work for you. Enda uanzishe tu conversation. Just tell her "I want your number because on election day, I want us to come from the same house". Simple.

Kuna siku flani Owich alituita twende kwake tu shoot vida na Msanii Maboys tulioga na tukapiga look Sijui mbona part yetu haiku make it Msanii hakuwai tu post😭

Sofyan Amrabat former Manchester United player just scored an unbelievable goal 😱 What a goal brooooooooooo

The UK spends roughly £6 million per day, around £2 billion a year on hotel accommodations for “failed asylum seekers.” That is the responsibility they now want to hand over to Nigeria after praising Nigerian jollof. This same offer was made to Afghanistan, Eritrea, Sudan, Syria, Iran, Iraq, etc, and they all rejected. Now, out the £2b a year the UK will be saving from this deal, they offered Nigeria £746 million to refurbish two ports in Lagos. As part of the agreement, nearly half of the £746 million will go to British firms in supplier contracts. The British steel industry, which the Uk government admitted was suffering, will use this opportunity to rejuvenate. When the ports are done, the UK will control Nigeria’s exports until that money is paid back. Yes, it’s a loan. This is what Tinubu, his wife, son and Tiwa Savage have gone to negotiate for Nigeria.

Trump on why he agreed to attack Iran alongside Israel, “based on what Steve [Witkoff], Jared [Kushner] and Pete [Hegseth] were telling me, Marco [Rubio] also involved, I thought Iran would attack us.”

Waweru, why? Why my nigga? Why?

This will be in Kenya. Soon.