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Priest: I now pronounce you man and wife. *puts on sunglasses* Y'all ready to kiss? Organ player plays jock jams. Everyone just loses it.

@mattwrightcomic @petfindernames They shouldn't be making baby pudding

@petfindernames @MikeFardy

hide your kids and hide your dessert because here comes

Tickets still available for 9PM at Bannerman Brewery!

@GrumpyElsa WHAT

@mattwrightcomic @buitengebieden get it grl

@buitengebieden @MikeFardy

Every light is Sandstorm to moths

@truckly4long Smaller breadbox!

@mattwrightcomic @CatTikToks Supervillain prison

@CatTikToks @MikeFardy

the blacksmith in town makes you a door knocker in the shape of a woodpecker

@veronicadymond This also shows you're an optimist some would say this is a Patsy Decline

@mattwrightcomic @KraftPB how much for their pelts?

Have we not been through enough?

My god she's good.

Radio: You're passionate, motivated, and thrive in a creative environment. Me practising funny voices in the gas station parking lot so my roommates that I haven't seen in 5 days can't hear me through the walls: Nice.

Why must a movie be “good” ? Is it not enough to sit somewhere dark and see a beautiful face, huge?

Good God! It’s finally Tuesday! New episode of #SonOfACritch TONIGHT on cbc and @cbcgem at 8:30/9 NT

@kennedytcooper @Jaguargetaway @mattwrightcomic beezy energy

Become Ungovernable

a little stoat runs along the mossy stone wall of your garden

@LocalFavourite I love dancing with anyone who is probably gonna bite my hands a lil bit

If anyone needs gift ideas for me next year here you go: i want to be the christmas lizard

willy wonka is cool because it answers an important question: what if there was like a little fucked up weird guy just goin around