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Mike From Delran

@MikeFromDelran

New to standup. Available for bookings. Comedy Clubs, corporate events, private parties. Want me to roast your friend? I’m your guy! [email protected]

Delran, NJ เข้าร่วม Mayıs 2010
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Mike From Delran@MikeFromDelran·
Meet the newest Philly sports fan in the family! Meet Maxey from Delran! @TyreseMaxey
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Is there a male equivalent to taking your bra off after a long day
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Mike From Delran@MikeFromDelran·
@Phillies bringing my son for his 8th birthday on Tuesday night. How do I get him or his name on the Jumbotron? Go Phils!
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Spike Eskin@SpikeEskin·
This is disappointing and embarrassing for them. This is the most talented staff WIP ever, our ratings lap theirs, and we all get along instead of trying to backstab each other like they did. We showed them respect. Sad they can't just enjoy their lives.awfulannouncing.com/radio/howard-e…
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Mike From Delran@MikeFromDelran·
@FinFreedom414 I went option C: Married. 4 kids. $147 net worth Drive a jeep patirot. Go nowhere. Chaos every hour. What’s dinner?
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FinancialFreedom@FinFreedom414·
Imagine you had to choose your life at age 40: Option A: Single. No kids. $10M net worth. Travel anywhere. Total freedom. Quiet house. Quiet holidays. Option B: Married. 3 kids. $1M net worth. Drive a Toyota. Chaos every morning. Loud house. Full dinner table. Be honest, which life are you choosing?
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Eagles fans, how you feelin?? 👀 Jaelan Phillips to the Panthers Nakobe Dean to the Raiders Jahan Dotson to the Falcons Reed Blankenship to the Texans and this is just the first day of free agency
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Joel Embiid will not be playing tomorrow night in New Orleans.
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Le'Veon Bell@LeVeonBell·
I’m in desperate need of a movie where the plot twist so crazy that I will be thinking bout it weeks after watching the movie 👀
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Mike From Delran@MikeFromDelran·
@Matt_Pinner Because they are self centered…only care about themselves…assholes
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LADE HERSELF@Thebiglade·
Someone says, “I don’t like you.” How do you respond??
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Mike From Delran@MikeFromDelran·
@Hoopss The end of the day, when you’re wife and kids are sound asleep. You take that one second to put your head down and know that you all made it another day. The reminder that you’re the luckiest man alive. The moment you know why you’re gonna get up and do it all again tomorrow
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Hoops@Hoopss·
Apart from breakup, what else can make a man be like this?
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