Michael Ralston

@silkenheresy How about growling like an animal

i need him to moan, whimper and groan

@ImGinnyRobinson I brought the Mother's Day music.

Did you go to church today?

@saniyafatma1278 Cuban stripper sandwiches

@LucifersTweetz But you believe big daddy government, much more trustworthy, great work fuckwit.

If you ever feel stupid, just remember there are Christians who believe aliens are really demons.

@CNj65 @EllenBarkin That's some debate style you got there, probably a direct result of your incredibly diverse and highly stylized vocabulary

@MikeRandom77 @EllenBarkin Bot

Today i learned the Miami Dade police are suing Matt Damon & Ben Affleck for making a movie. They are big mad by the way the movie represented them Newsflash- The movie is not a documentary It is fictional A fictional movie is not true Welcome to state controlled art #RESIST

@EllenBarkin Nobody would rape that

E. Jean didn’t cave. E. Jean didn’t even blink. On the shoulders of giants

The UFO files are a distraction from the fact that Howard Lutnick is a cannibal.

@AlvaRachel64 @lanechanged I can hear the terror you ain't fooling anybody

Some incel ask me why I'm scared of the unvaccinated. I'm not scared of them. I think they're stupid AF and they're endangering lives because of their uninformed stupidity. PERIOD

@Cactuscali1991 @lanechanged That is one gay ass post.

I've always been excited for Disclosure day of UAPs/UFOs but tbh right now I couldn't give two shits. More worried about the havoc our pedophile in charge is creating. Gas is $6, civil rights are being threatened and a killer virus is floating around. Mork can take a seat.

I'm more worried about the cuntavirus

@mistressdivy Mike Ralston

So, you’re a writer? Rework “tall, dark and handsome” without using the words tall dark or handsome.

@GavinNewsom @m_millsey Florida says fuck you snakeoil

No vote in Tennessee (+1 GOP) No vote in Florida (+4 GOP) No vote in Missouri (+1 GOP) No vote in North Carolina (+2 GOP) No vote in Texas (+5 GOP) Virginia’s voter-approved maps thrown out. MAGA has rigged the system.

@GavinNewsom @MrGeorgeWallace "Confederate states"🤣 wow what an oily dumbfuck you are

Confederate states are rushing through rigged maps to erase Black districts off the map. If this doesn’t make you angry, it should.

@EllenBarkin @NBCNews You're as stupid now as you were fuckable in 1987.

@NBCNews Showing your ass NBC? Not even Mr Fantastic can stretch this much. Noted gun enthusiast? Fuck you. Try ‘the one who opened fire on a civil rights rally’. I’ve heard one can die from a venomous spider bite. I hear karma is a bitch, bitch.

Kyle Rittenhouse, who gained fame for opening fire at a 2020 civil rights rally in Wisconsin, was hospitalized after he was bitten by a venomous spider, the noted firearms enthusiast says. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/g…

@LucifersTweetz @lanechanged You're a fucking idiot.

DM me for horse dewormer. It cures everything.

@TheDemocrats If she had been home scissoring her wife she'd be alive today .

Your agents killed a mother in cold blood and called her a "fuckin' bitch."

@20th_Centurygal Van Halen 1

What’s the greatest debut album in rock history, in your opinion?

@EmaFox89 Astonishingly beautiful.

happy hump day 🥰