Steve

@ClaireWestbro14 Yeah. Odd stuff. I’d like my head to put it to bed before the day breaks - but no. Sometimes it just pops out of nowhere and says “ you’re not finished with this yet”

@Minaretunit Mines been having a birthday lately. None of my usual dreams, just lots of random stuff, it's as the I've forgotten how to lucid dream.

I wonder what the dream monkey will come up with tonight.

@BBCNews Anyone?

Clair Obscur takes top Bafta Games Award but misses out on clean sweep bbc.in/487eqau

@rackandrule Ah no! The players don’t change much 👍🤫

@AllisonPearson @Fasgadh27 Perfect information is no friend of essentially non-consensual political doctrines

Starmer is a dead duck. But he is a stuffed dead duck. They’ll keep him in place until after the Labour rout on 7th May. Labour will cease to exit as a political force even in its strongholds. They need a scapegoat. Or a stuffed duck.

Just pointing out that I broke the story 7 months ago that Mandelson failed vetting from the security services and put it to Downing Street...so the idea that Downing Street only found out on Tuesday is complete nonsense. independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi…

@FidelCuntstruck As do you. Not many share our gift.

@Minaretunit You have great taste ..

It’s that time. I’d like you all to repeat line in brackets please….

@PolitlcsUK @macnahgalla @guardian “So Peter, anything on your mind before you take on the most high profile position in the diplomatic world” “Oh absolutely nothing” 😂😂😂

🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer’s top Civil Servants Antonia Romeo and Catherline Little have known since March that Peter Mandelson failed his vetting It contradicts No 10’s claim that “nobody” in the building knew [@guardian]

Weren’t Talk Talk just among the very best the 80s offered? Just amazing composition

@JukeBoxNonStop bloody hell

No matter how many times I listen to this, I cannot get over how incredible this sounds live! #TalkTalk

@PecanC8 "This is the blood of christ.. his worldly possessions, his semi-det in fulham, his ISA..."

Her First Holy Communion, and instead of just taking small sip of the wine, she proceeded to chug it down! The reaction of the priest is priceless. 😂

@nobleisawinner Everyone in life has a boss - even those with one supposedy outside of it.

Why is the Pope promoting Islam while Christians are being slaughtered by Islamists?

@LizKershawDJ Both voices of real meaning on the radio, which meant a great deal. Sorry for your loss

Thank you for all your messages of affection for Our Andtew and kindness today. I’ve lost my best friend

@FlavellG @Redagitator Good heavens! Congratulations to you both. May the sun shine on you perpetually

News Alert ‼️ Sorry I wasn’t on much yesterday, was a little busy getting married! Yes, indeed, my sweetheart @Redagitator & I eloped in Antigua, and will now relax & enjoy our honeymoon… 🥂🍾❤️ Surprise! 😎

For years, the British state held information that proved Andy Malkinson was innocent of the rape he spent 17 years in prison for. The real rapist was jailed today. Keir Starmer's silence on this matters. Here's why:- comment.press/malkinson

@IainDale @chilternbear11 Mandleson isn’t some disinterested party in all this. Ask him - make him lie

A former No 10 chief of Staff just told me: "It’s beyond belief that anyone other than the PM overruled the security assesment."

@Battsby There’s basically no meat on them

@Minaretunit Well, you wouldn't want full-grown ones!

I’m going to have baby kitchens

@minimooey @JulesT737 Well, yes. You are somewhat more prolific I guess the holiday is over

@JulesT737 Morning, hopefully the gremlins are sorted.

Morning all