The World's Most Boring Human

@BigJakeCLE It's just hard to watch

LIV was never built to stand on its own. If PIF stops writing checks, the whole thing changes fast. And honestly, for fans, the best part would be getting elite golf under one roof again instead of this split nonsense.

@ick_real Let her leave, you'll never see that money again...speaking from experience

My girlfriend wants me to lend some money to her brother that I have saved up to buy a car, or otherwise she's leaving the house. What do I do?

@MarcosMillaYT Just got a new Pilot, its awesome!

Would you still buy a $75,000 BMW if you realized that no one cares what you drive? What if you bought a $20,000 Honda instead and invested the rest into $VOO Over 30 years, that costed you $1 million…. I hope you like your fancy car.

@Gubloinvestor Holding

Is anyone taking profit today?

@CoachRolfes My Seqouia is awesome...2 row captains chair and 3rd row. My wife has a Pilot with same setup, smaller, but still awesome.

Thinking about trading in my truck for an SUV. What do you all recommend? Need a third row and bucket seats are preferred.  Having 4 kids changes things 😂

@mickitiki Mine went out too...painful

My husband and I paid are taxes today and let me say IT WAS A HARD PILL TO SWALLOW after all the fraud in our country. Taxes are the government’s way of stealing Americans blind.

@Eman_8282 Heat?

Whats missing 🤔

@DearS_o_n Yup

CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT, after 37 years of age, I’ve finally come to realize that, as a man, no one cares about you. Not your wife. Not your family. Not your friends. Not your workmates. Nobody. People act like they care, but deep down, they don't. You are on your own. Always on your own.

Does mlb have a mercy rule? #guardians

@LandonTengwall 100k easy

How much do you think they could rent this house out for during the Masters?

@NUCLRGOLF All been there

😭🌳🌺 #ROUND TO FORGET — Haotong Li went on an adventure at the Par 5, 13th hole and recorded a quintuple bogey, 10 after tripling the 12th. He’s currently +8 through 13.

@gomergolfs These guys are like oompa loompas, they just appear

Glad Justin Rose brought out the leaf blower brigade to flub this chip

@nats_sportschat My dad has, said the grass is more perfect then carpet

After trying for 25 years, one of my friend’s father got the lottery ticket to go to Augusta- for the Masters. He came home yesterday I soaked in everything he told me about his experience. Story to come. He said it exceeded his expectations Have any of you had a chance to go?

@TourSwingsTommy Unless you are there, you dont understand how much slope there is...

I feel like the Masters broadcast doesn’t fully capture Augusta’s difficulty. Most every shot these guys are hitting is off an uneven fairway lie. And they make it look easy. I wish they could set up more cameras level with the slope so we could see it better.

@nflrums Who cares

Do you think #Patriots Mike Vrabel should be suspended if he had an affair with Dianna Russini ??

@MikeBales Thanks for your service! Still trying to won lottery myself!

I’ve served my country as a Sailor and my community as a firefighter my entire adult life. Want to know what else I’ve done my entire adult life? Turned in Masters lottery ticket applications every single year since 1985. Never been picked and probably never will. But I’m super stoked all these social media influencers get their chance.

@shaguncrypto Always happens....

My wife got a $3,200 bonus today… hit our account this morning. Not life-changing, but enough to: - Clear a couple bills - Maybe take the kids out - Breathe a little An hour later our car broke down. Repair estimate: $900+ Parts replacement: $1,800–$2,200 So there goes the bonus. Funny how money shows up and life immediately claims it. I’ll be annoyed today 😞

@JohnHillbery Especially when there is minimal offset to taxes where you work

RITA taxes are fucking criminal

@AlPawlowski Yet, most of the experts dont rank us in top 12 of mlb teams

After tonight’s win in Atlanta, the Guardians are now 9-6. That’s the best record in the American League, against arguably, the most difficult schedule to begin the season in all of MLB.

@planert41 Its normal, try to get some me time...even an hour here and there. They grow up quick.

Dads with young kids Is it normal to just feel tired and burnt out all the time? It’s like you don’t even really get the weekend to recover because it’s all just kid stuff the moment you wake up Arguably the only personal time you have is when they nap (and you’re already dead tired by that time) or the hour after they go to bed but before you pass out Just trying to figure out if I’m doing something wrong