Mister Slitty
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Mister Slitty
@Mister_slitty
An excellent poaster Heritage American of American descent
KY, USA เข้าร่วม Aralık 2025
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@Mister_slitty @verynormalman do I have a movie for you
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Having 1-2 wines at work lunch sometimes makes you experience the rest of the day like you’re in mullholand drive
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@nuhre_ There's no making everyone happy. I remember people complaining about how games were too gray or had the piss filter on them back in the 00s. Now people complain they're too colorful.
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Whoever decided every fantasy RPG needs to look like an airbrushed My Little Pony threw up across the art direction, I hope your pillow is warm on both sides for the rest of your life.
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@ThrillaRilla369 I enjoyed it to such an extent that I got concerned about how content I was.
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Have you ever actually lived ALONE? No kids. No roommates.
No partner. No pets.
Just you?
I have and I must say I learned more about myself during that period than any other time in my life.
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so it really doesn’t matter what you wear, you’ll get sexualized by men regardless
lucas@karlbitten
o pai mais vidrado que a criança
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@Will63541 @belgeseIdunyasi I mean that you are so bafflingly retarded it's incomprehensible. You think that was a tracer round fired from a rifle? You think that the bullet happened to bounce off the ground and just land here, and just stay here on the ground, still glowing?
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@MemVv6 @belgeseIdunyasi No, not loud. A properly set up compound bow is pretty quiet but not silent. Most compound bows do make some noise. And most deer bow hunting is done well within 50 yards, often closer up to 20 or 30, so you're well within range of the deer hearing or smelling you.
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@Mister_slitty @belgeseIdunyasi A bow makes that loud sound? I thought it is a rifle from a long distance
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@belgeseIdunyasi Since this post is in Turkish let me explain for non deer hunters. The deer is reacting to the sound of the bow firing from the arrow. When deer make sudden leaps to run away, they first have to crouch down low in order to jump. The deer just got lucky here.
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@aeugchad Yes you should look it up. That way you know not to do it to your sons. And you have to have some grace for your parents. They didn't have the Internet or access to information like we do. Everyone around them did it, and all their trusted medical professionals told them to do it
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If you're circumcised don't ever look up anything about foreskin if you don't want to become incredibly depressed and start resenting your parents. Worst mistake of my life.
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@NobletStrength The funniest part is that all true ancestral Americans are descended directly from the British. There's close to zero difference between us genetically.
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This is one of the more bizarre and fascinating claims. The idea that somehow Americans as a nationality don't have the ability to learn foot specific skills, only hand specific skills. It's actually just absurd fantasy beliefs.
📿@delz2mz
Americans just don’t have very good foot eye coordination. All your main sports require the hand
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This argument is stupid, but if you took every single starting Premier League player, and had them go up to bat against Major League pitchers one at a time, it's extremely likely that you'd go through every single one without getting 1 single hit. They would go 0 out of 220
Elf@yElff_
Soccer is the hardest sport in the world to play. To put it in perspective you can take any active NBA/NFL player and they would not one who be able to get by me and score I haven’t touched a ball in 3 years. I’d put 100k on it. It’s hilarious how bad a top NFL or NBA player looks tryna play soccer 😂 The US starting 11 are some of the best athletes the country has don’t fantasize about how good these other athletes would be at soccer prolly not that good.
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If making out is "non sexual touch", ladies, I'm sure you're cool with your man making out with other women, right?
emily may@emilykmay
there's a sex therapist who has a ritual of making out with her husband every night before bed, and so many of the comments on her posts are some version of "but what if he gets turned on and I don't want to have sex" and i need men to understand and prioritize non sexual touch.
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@RealDianeYap Lmao you're still describing solipsism. A person gets up to get something for themself, and you're imagining how that action relates to you and why they aren't thinking of you. A normal person would just ask for water if they wanted it.
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A lot of ink is spilled about female solipsism, but ask any woman the number of times a man she's living with has gotten up to get himself a glass of water and not bothered asking if she wanted one too. Daily lack of consideration is just the tip of the iceberg.
emily may@emilykmay
I'm reading "this is how your marriage ends" by Matthew fray and the whole first chapter is him being like, "at 34 years old, divorce made me think about how other people might be feeling for the first time in my life."
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@MercyMalleus White women race mix less than any other race of women in America. Those that do can live with their mistakes.
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@tufpraise They worship a literal pedophile. It's a truth nuke against Islam which they can't refute and have no rebuttal against. Muhammad "married" a 6 year old and fucked her when she was 9.
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They are all pedophiles, so it’s understandable
Dr. Maalouf @realMaalouf
The purpose of the hijab is to prevent temptation among Muslim men. So when they force a baby to cover up, what does that tell you?!
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@FreddyLA7 We're just glad that you're alive and safe after eating at a closed Waffle House in New Orleans at 1 am.
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@GreenTextRepost I still remember my mom absolutely freaking out on me as a child and literally throwing fits over me playing video games "too much". I was an all star baseball player at the time, and played basketball and football for our church, and was also an honor roll student.
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@truecelretard Weird, I get pussy because I hold extreme views.
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