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@AndyRobsonTips Bloke stopped me in the street and said to me “excuse me mate do you know where I can buy a wig “? Not off the top of my head I replied

Who wants a Dominos tonight? Tell me your shittest Dad joke. I'll pick some winners at 6pm.

Yesterday I went to a funeral of a work mate who passed away at the age of 46 with cancer. He had been bleeding from his back passage for near a year and didn't go to doctor because he was to embarrassed. Men please dont be embarrassed get any wee thing looked into

How shit of a human being do you have to be to vandalise the grave of a murdered toddler. I actually despair.

@prodnose I was once stood behind Mr Tumble at a shop in Leicester Forest services. He was buying a bottle of gaviscon.

If ever I played Pro Celeb Interaction Poker I simply cannot be beaten. I have met: All FOUR Beatles Muhammed Ali David Bowie Michael Jackson There's my opening hand.

Somebody sent me this, which I think might just make your day. I don't know who to credit it to, I'm afraid, but whoever filmed it, thank you. Happy Easter

Mitrović got an 8-game ban for this… but watch how quiet it’ll be now it’s Martinelli 👀

I don't for one second think this prick represents all #WHU fans, but you guys need to be calling scum like this @Dave_R37 out. There's banter, and then there's this! 🤬🤬🤬 #lufc

Never forgive, never forget. Fuck Harry Kewell

What a goal this was!

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Manchester is my local venue for PL darts and every year it’s the same, I absolutely love it but some of the behaviour from ‘fans’ is not good It’s not just darts either, they were even scrapping at Peter Kay. Maybe it’s just a Manchester thing 🤷🏼‍♂️😂

It might just be me getting old (at 28) but why can’t people just happily pay to go to an event and watch instead of having to act like the main character in the room? The PL does nowt but bring out the clowns on the packet looking to cause a scene. Weird as fuck 👍🏼

@tophz_ Was the hitman stevie wonder?

Women are always the downfall of great men. A movie 🎥 worth watching 🎬 🔥

@shedseven Lies is a proper tune that’s not played enough.

Happy 30th anniversary "A Maximum High” Every band has that one album that defines them… This is ours. X

🚨💣 Scores the goal… gets a full Coca-Cola bottle straight to the skull + a punch from the frustrated… and doesn’t even blink 😳🥤💀 Visaguirre got absolutely pelted but stayed ice cold — zero flinch. Argentine football is on another level”🔥

Facebook will never die

@XMartinsMusicX Andy Wetherall remix is the dogs.

The Wonderful Chaotic Brilliance of Happy Mondays Live 👏👏👏 Wrote For Luck (Live 1990) ▶️

Premier League table but based off the time to walk to each club's closest Greggs #MindTheGap

Leeds best ever band, the Bridewell Taxis. RIP Mick Roberts, your music will never die.

🚨Meanwhile, in Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 "Jabba the f*cking hut!" A Scottish man confronts a migrant family of thieves in a supermarket who caught swapping the labels on expensive foods with cheaper barcodes. Of course, when confronted, they claimed they couldn't speak English.