M.Jonathan

He must be Kobbie Mainoo🔥😤

Seeing mum give dad the breast and thighs yet its my hen they slaughtered

@KAMBAMICHAEL1 @DailyMonitor Mukadde wange, amagezi nga oyina matono....Ganakutuusa December?🤷‍♂️

@DailyMonitor All the 100 should be discontinued.

In a petition dated March 23 and addressed to the LDC Management Committee, the students seek administrative intervention to review examination regulations governing supplementary examinations and course repetition bit.ly/3PNJR3r #MonitorUpdates

@LilianNaka79232 @KAMBAMICHAEL1 @DailyMonitor 😂😂😂😂😂

@KAMBAMICHAEL1 @DailyMonitor Obukadde magezi nga wakula na ggo mzee

Solo date at Dstrkt 24 😂😂

I didn’t know my name is “ Solo”

If a girl tells you, "believe what you want to". There is another guy already.

I shared my wifi password with my neighbour since she said she was struggling on bills and couldn't keep up with paying for her subscription but under one condition, "DON'T SHARE IT WITH ANYONE ELSE" So today my internet was lagging super bad so I decided to check the devices: apart from my two devices,there were other 10 devices connected. Tv's, a whole gaming system and 7 phones. So I asked her if she shared my password and she replied, " I did share with 3 other neighbours and I also have many devices but you have unlimited so I don't think thats a problem" I said no problem for sure,went back to my house and changed my password. That audacity for something you don't pay for suprises me

@emunduga @arinaitwehannah You're the one lacking sense in this matter, generally you're showimg how dense and foolish you are.Her tweet isnt disrespecting any body, but rather giving her honest opinion

@arinaitwehannah Why do you want to decide for people what to do? What's wrong if one chooses to involve themselves with the politics? How does how someone chooses to spend their time and resources bother you? How is it your problem? Do you have some sense in your head?

You graduated, but you’re still this emotionally invested in university politics? 😭 At some point, move on. Imagine being willing to become verbally abusive over the politics of a place you already left behind. University ended… let it go 😂

Lets all leave a heart for our mothers

Good morning lets win today 🙏

@Josh_OOngom @loan_lucky Nissan fuga!!! bro wake up💀😂😂

@loan_lucky With the increasimg oil prices...how about something less demanding or even a hybride like a Nissan Fuga

What do you think should be the appropriate starter car for a young lawyer ?

After stealing everything from africa, the colonizers gave us a book that says “Thou shall not steal”

Five minutes after you’re born, they decide your name, religion, tribe, nationality, and sect. Then you spend the rest of your life defending what you did not choose.

@shubhvanii But why would a wise man run naked?

A Silly man covers his BALLs when Running Naked through a crowd. A Wise man covers his Face. - African Proverb-

Her husband becomes the first man to be in the longest distance relationship

Never be afraid to disappoint people who only text you when they need something from you.

The president once said that, in Uganda, even a fool can survive. Use that information the way you want

A person who sells eggs doesn't start a fight in the market.