joe viben

Two Soulja Boys diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one less cranked, And that has made all the difference.

@s_helwick PRIME DRUMMOND

First rec league playoff game ever: 18 points 15 rebounds 1 assist 8/8 FG 2/3 FT 70-62 win Galveston can wait

@Jordanadams53 LMAOOOOOOO💀💀💀💀💀

I’ve been mich better about taking cowboys Ws and Ls in recent memory without venting but That game pissed me off more than any game in the last 5 years I can’t believe what we just witnessed

@Jordanadams53 Lamar consolidated snubbed😡

Best Baseball Team in Texas

@nickkucholtz My flight to SF sat next to an empty middle seat

Aisle seat for an 11.5 hour flight

@Jordanadams53 😤😤😤

@MoJoe41 Just like y’all are back! Called it!

Keep it going! Big 2nd half coming!

@digbickplaya Stfu

My soul dissipated from my body temporarily as I watched him down rumchata shots back to back as I wonder to my genuine chagrin what I’m getting into

Wait they have Protestant wizards?

Receiving a happy holidays email from a company that rejected me 11 months ago

@Goodman Soccer Shams🔥🔥🔥

The green smoke has settled: #AustinFC signed MLS veteran winger Ethan Finlay, 31, through 2023. Finlay, a free agent, last played with #MNUFC and before that spent 6 yrs with #Crew96 under owner Anthony Precourt and assistant coach Josh Wolff. 46 goals in 234 career MLS games.

We talking No Way Home spoilers yet? Cuz I can’t hold my tongue about that Steve Harvey cameo any longer

Just put olive oil on my chef boyardee canned ravioli and my god this is so delicious I need to be on Hell’s Kitchen immediately

They were playing cigarettes after sex at the mechanic lmao

Imagine the pure dark energy that would be bodega dogs

If you go to a restaurant on your birthday the staff stop everything and sing happy birthday TIL If you go to a movie theater on your birthday the characters stop the movie and sing happy birthday

Why aren’t geico commercials funny anymore?

Tom Herman’s getting bottle service at the club rn

Texas fans down so bad rn we’re power ranking the possible head coach replacements

Board meetings are just business book clubs