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If I pay for your wax you chilling with me til it grow back

me peeing in a public toilet stall with a broken lock

Imagine having zero knowledge about fighting and trying to fight someone who actually knows how to fight, blud should've noticed with that footwork alone.

She my new gym partner

can’t believe some stoners don’t know they different strains of weed 😭😭 they just be smoking any shit passed to them 😂😂

He thought he could say the N-word with no consequences

YOU GUYS WOULD BE SURPRISED AT HOW MANY PEOPLE JUST SIT IN THEIR HOUSE. THAT’S IT. THAT’S THEIR LIFE.

@uniqueunice_1 @Iamemperor00 But what if I pay for it ? 😂

@Morpheeek @Iamemperor00 I don’t know you

If I pay for your wax you chilling with me til it grow back

Bro started filming a couple fighting… then things got jealous😭😭

And it’s been 3 years now😭

one time a nigga tried to give me his number and I said "I don't like men" and he said "I don't like the police but I know their phone number" I couldn't argue wit blood so I gave him my phone

My mom is dying 500 miles away, and my hs senior daughter has several last ever events starting tomorrow night. My heart is torn in pieces. 🧵

Black people breathing new life into the film industry. I will be SAT

TIGHT CLOTHES DANGER Wearing tight clothes all day isn’t just “fashion” 🚨 It can cause: • Poor blood circulation • Skin irritation • Nerve compression Looking good shouldn’t cost your health. Choose comfort too. 👀

I was checking my 15 year old brother’s phone and found his search history…

Never start a fight if you’re wearing slides Backstory: Shirtless dude was instigating the entire night - was hammered and got in everyone's face but no one wanted any part of it. Guy in the Jersey started chirping back at him from across the bar and he finally had enough. Knocked him out, cops and EMT came - shirtless dude couldn't see out of his right eye.. Cops took him and that was that.

When you accidentally fell asleep early and go to text her apologizing hoping she’s not mad but instead she says in all caps “YOU’RE BACKKKK” 🥺

No one who actually cooks wants to cook with other people in the kitchen

flabbergasted because why don't y'all put this energy into catching online pedophiles?

"did u have a nice, restful weekend?" me:

This morning my son said his ear hurt and I said on the inside or outside, so he walks out the front door, comes back in and says both. Moments like this got me wondering if i’m saving too much for college.