Mr Bob

@PulseChief117 if you really think that shit will peg, I got a bridge to sell you in NYC.

@MrBobAI Not likely bob 🤣 We can circle back to this in a few months

$pDAI Bros Are Digging Deep COOKED The Smart Ones Are Coming Back To $eHEX / $HEX On $ETH

@JakeGagain @Aster_DEX hahaaha fuc koff

I've never sold a single $ASTER token Either i'm an idiot & going to end up homeless Or i'm a delusional bull & @Aster_DEX will retire my bloodline for future generations to come There is no in between ASTER MODE

@TravConnors richard fat's legacy @RichardHeartWin

What do you call a chart that looks like this

@misterjarebear @InvestWithD @coinbase @brian_armstrong yes and is also not a STABLE coin u fucking rere glue sniffer.

@InvestWithD @coinbase @brian_armstrong $pDAI has no blacklist function 🥳

🚨BREAKING: Coinbase CEO CONFIRMS They Want ONE PLATFORM for YIELD, ACH Accounts, Swaps, Wallets & More 😳🔥 @Coinbase CEO @brian_armstrong just gave a VERY direct hint at what Coinbase is really trying to become. 👀 After a post listed the key APIs every neobank needs — including wallets, card issuance, ACH accounts, privacy, swaps and YIELD — @brian_armstrong replied: “Ideally, we should be able to get all of this on one platform. That’s what CoinbaseDev is building.” 😳 This shows @Coinbase is NOT just trying to be a crypto exchange anymore. 😵 It wants to be the ONE-STOP platform for: • wallets • payments • ACH / banking rails • swaps • cards • and most importantly… YIELD 🔥 And that is EXACTLY why the CLARITY Act fight matters so much. 👀 If the final bill restricts or BANS passive stablecoin YIELD, it HITS one of the most important pieces of Coinbase’s long-term “super-app” model. ⚠️

@Eljaboom hahaahhaha looks shite.

Today, March 28, 2026, my friend asked me to come to Dubai Mall. It took me more than 45 minutes just to find parking and get inside. I was honestly surprised by how many people were there. It’s amazing to see such a huge crowd. It really shows how much people trust this country and its leadership. Long live UAE 🇦🇪❤️

@MDXreal hodl to 0

I bought my Cayan Tower property last september 🇦🇪 #Dubai Technically on the DFM i'm only down 12% which is fine imo, also Emaar back up 26%. My Burj Khalifa pad sold in seconds so, might just hold.

@TimeFreedomROB HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA $0.05 COMING BITCHAss

$AERO 1M Bull Flag April Could be the Beginning of the Trend Change ⏳

Goodbye Dubai. You are officially dead.

Remember Tom Lee? Remember $ETH was supposed to hit $62,000 latest in December? Lmaaooo

@cryptosolv useless token

Less than 26 $INC per day will now be released. Thoughts?

@Hexterknot @IvanOnTech You so dumb, the selling is done by RH.

@IvanOnTech Unfortunately we have a bunch of broke traders that sell and never buy. Price will go up when u have more buyers than sellers.

PULSICANS!!! $PLS down more than 50% since this tweet The price seemed horrible and very low But now it’s 50% lower You need 100% pump just to get back to that price now And that’s just to get to that very very low price from December #ivanwasright ooh yes guys

@IvanOnTech @Jcati96 fuck richard fat.

@Jcati96 Tell it to your boss who took your money lmaaaooo

@IvanOnTech Lower.

@timamalla @bcgame shameless

Oops, the heavy rain in Dubai made me gamble all day, I cashed out and bought myself some protein snacks

@PonyPicturePLS @IvanOnTech yes

@IvanOnTech Did hacker Dong really outsmart the fatman??😂 $pDAI to $1 $pDAI to ₫26,342 (Vietnamese dong) 🤣 $pDONG to 1 dorra 🇻🇳🍆

PULSICANS!!! HEXICANS!! $PLS NEW ALL TIME LOW TODAY (plz don’t say it’s because all crypto is down, most things are not ATL, you guys are special ❤️) If you are still here let us know in comments

Bukele is the greatest American president of the 21st century.

So far, Nayib Bukele is on track to be the Lee Kuan Yew of Latin America. The Simon Bolivar of the new century. He focused on building up his own country. He embraced hard money and cut off hard drugs. He did imprison criminals, but did so with the minimum necessary force. He persuaded first, and compelled only when absolutely necessary. Like Lee Kuan Yew, Bukele turned his country into a bonafide showcase for a global audience. Bukele built a domestic coalition in his native Spanish and an international coalition in fluent English. He balanced El Salvadoran nationalism with diplomacy and capitalism, recruiting Tether, xAI, Bitcoin, and tech to the country. Incredibly, he’s made El Salvador into a model not just for Latin Americans, but for North Americans. And he did it in less than ten years, with absolutely no precedent in the region.