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Most 18-39 year olds in the UK are sleeping on free money. The Lifetime ISA: → Save up to £4,000 a year → Government adds 25% instantly → That’s £1,000 free. Every single year → Invest it in stocks and it compounds tax free → Use it for your first home or retirement £4,000 becomes £5,000 before you’ve invested a single penny. No other account in the UK does this. Do you use a LISA?

🚨 NEW: The Government is making an extra £20m a day from energy taxes due to the Iran War [@thetimes]

@StupidNeilAgain And when he dies, who will be exposing him, the papers or victims?

Wait until David Jason dies and the court injunctions are no longer valid #nonce

My local @Tesco was 147.9 last night at closing, gone out this morning and it’s 150.9. Nothing more than money grabbing, thieving bastards. Expect more forecourt drive-offs. 👀 There really is NO NEED for these constant increases

Someone posted this on Facebook...so true! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts Anyway! Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass. Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers; Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. When he's gone, Do not relax, It's time to apply The inheritance tax. Accounts Receivable Tax Airline surcharge tax Airline Fuel Tax Airport Maintenance Tax Building Permit Tax Cigarette Tax Cooking Tax Corporate Income Tax Goods and Services Tax (GST) Death Tax Driving Permit Tax Environmental Tax (Fee) Excise Taxes Income Tax Fishing License Tax Food License Tax Petrol Tax (too much per litre) Gross Receipts Tax Health Tax Heating Tax Inheritance Tax Interest Tax Lighting Tax Liquor Tax Luxury Taxes Marriage License Tax Mortgage Tax Pension Tax Personal Income Tax Property Tax Poverty Tax Real Estate Tax Retail Sales Tax Service Charge Tax Telephone Tax Value Added Tax Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Water Tax Tax (VAT) on Tax. And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax! STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids. What in the happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money? Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges.... And we all know what we think of Bankers. I hope this goes around the UK at least 1,000,000,000 times!!! YOU can help it get there!

The £9bn car finance mass redress scheme's just been CONFIRMED. This is Martin’s instant help video on how to complain, & what if you already have complained, to see if you're due an AVERAGE £830 (some get more some get less) Free complaint tool: moneysavingexpert.com/reclaim/reclai…

Arsenal Injury Update Disclaimer: All timelines are subject to change depending on the nature of the injury / rehab & recovery process. - Martin Ødegaard - Pushing to be back for Southampton, Arteta to make a final call this week. - Jurrien Timber - Also aiming to be back for Southampton. Arteta press conference body language experts needed. - Declan Rice - My understanding was he has been carrying a knock pre-City. Sent home on the advice of England medical staff. Would not be shocked if he is rested this weekend. - Bukayo Saka - Red zone fatigue, this rest has come at the perfect time. Sent home on the advice of England medical staff. Wait to see how he trains this week before Arteta makes a call for this weekend. - Noni Madueke - Feared the worst but thankfully the injury is described as minor after assessments. Im told he is aiming for Sporting / Bournemouth - Martin Zubimendi - Minor knee discomfort. Assessed by Spain medics and sent home for recovery. Another one I wont be shocked if he is rested again. - Piero Hincapie - Im told, its a minor knock and the player is taking the precautions to rest and recovery on the advice of Ecuador medical staff. - Eberechi Eze - Player is still in rehab for a lower leg injury. There is some optimism he could return earlier than the original time line but one to monitor once he trains on grass again. - Max Dowman - Im told he was sent home from his P.E lesson by Steve the supply teacher. The Overlap could possibly do a whole segment on it, who knows?

@PolitlcsUK Still waiting for my claim to come through 🙄

🚨 NEW: Millions of drivers will be entitled to a share of over £7.5 billion compensation after being missold car finance between 2007 and 2024

@JessForbes15 @holdthatelle 🤣🤣🤣🤣 don’t let her wind you up Jess. It’s all for engagement

The Arsenal players with “injuries” shouldn’t be called up for the World Cup. It’s an honour to play for your country, not something you pick and choose!

I can’t stress how important it is to sit your parents or grandparents down and explain - DO NOT share your personal details with anyone even if the text, call or email looks and sounds real. If in doubt, contact the company they claim to be from directly. So many people are getting conned because of how sophisticated these scams are.

*governments*

I saw a post on Facebook that asked, if you could remove one thing from earth to make it a better place, what would it be and my answer was - Govermnents.

Who else has had enough of Labour?

@SkyNews @JayneSeckerSky SMH

BREAKING: The RAC says average petrol prices have now reached £1.52 a litre, the highest in 28 months, while diesel has surpassed £1.80. Sky's @JayneSeckerSky reports. trib.al/Ln8ILXs 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

If the government does not reduce fuel tax, the cost of living will soar. People will cut back on spending and going out, high streets and small businesses will fail, and the economy will be left in a worse state than it is now.

I get huge numbers of questions about LISAs, first time buyers & help to Buy ISAs. In this pod I hope I answer 99% of them, as I go through everything you need to know in detail. So pls share this with anyone who has or is thinking of getting one of these 1st time buyers ISAs

So people on benefits are to get a 6.2% pay rise. So what are workers going to get? Absolutely nothing It no longer pays to work It’s infuriating

@mymixtapez No way that’s her husband 🤣

Chris Brown kissed a married woman in front of her husband 👀

The average Brit is broke £30k debt. £200k mortgage. £1k savings. Council tax up. NI up. Income taxed. Costs rising. Assets zero. This is how people get poorer without noticing Do you understand?

So MPs get a £3,300 pay rise today. To go with their expenses for petrol, heating second homes, subsidized food and drink in the HoC. And anything else they can screw out of us. 😡