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Sometimes I wonder if we spoil our cats... *looks over to see cat in a radiator hammock bed being hand-fed tiny bits of steak by M* 🙄

In Japan🇯🇵, a married couple was trying to put their baby and cat👶🏻😺 to sleep late at night, and it was captured on camera. They added this note for the cat: 'he doesn't want to feel left out.' 😂♥️

I’d rather have Hannah Spencer dressed in her lovely colourful outfit, than a man in a suit watching tractor porn in the House of Commons.

@rafthemaster @markgadala Oooh I don’t have an orange one

@markgadala @MsABooKay this would be dangerous for you to go near 🤣

Cat vending machines would unironically make millions.

We put the land use argument to Keith. Keith. You are occupying agricultural land that could, theoretically, be used to grow crops. How do you respond? Keith stopped chewing. He looked at the field. The field is on a 30-degree slope in Devon. The topsoil is clay. The drainage is complicated. No tractor has successfully operated in the lower section without becoming a story people tell in the village pub. Keith looked at us. Keith, do you believe this field could produce food crops without you on it? Keith walked to the lower section of the field. He ate a thistle. He stepped on a bramble runner and ate that too. He looked at the clay in the corner where it waterlogged every winter and produced nothing except rushes, which Keith also ate. Are you saying the field is only productive because you're on it? Keith looked at us with the expression of an animal that has grasped the argument entirely and found the question slightly beneath him. He then left through the gate he had opened by himself. He was in the road for nine minutes. He ate a passing cyclist's energy bar. We are not including this in the land use efficiency report.

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Well, Starmer said that a vote for the Greens was a vote for Reform, but it turns out that a vote for the Greens is actually a vote for the Greens. It's a vote for genuine left wing politics, a vote for the planet, a vote for supporting people in need, and a vote for hope.

Stopping Jeremy Corbyn was always the Labour right's goal, not stopping May, Johnson or the Tories. Stopping Zack Polanski and the Greens is their goal, not stopping Farage and Reform.

@quipsfromthekid @anon_opin Your comment shows that you don’t understand the definition of “gentle parenting”.

@MsABooKay @anon_opin Nope. I know what i mean.

Modern child rearing practices are more about parents making life easier for themselves by avoiding conflict, than about nurturing happy, well adjusted kids in the long term by preparing them for reality.

@quipsfromthekid @anon_opin You need to learn what that means. I think you’re referring to permissive parenting.

@anon_opin Gentle parenting is going to create kids that fall apart when life isn't so gentle.

myspace was the greatest social media platform ever made and nobody gives it enough credit. you had to learn basic html and css just to make your page not look terrible. millions of kids were accidentally learning how to code at 14 because they wanted a cooler profile than their friends that was real engagement. you built something. you problem solved. you googled why your background image was broken and figured it out. every platform since then has gone the opposite direction. simpler layouts, fewer options, zero customization to express one’s self. they don’t want you building anything… they want you scrolling. we went from a generation that taught itself code through myspace to a generation that can’t change a font without an app. and somehow we call it “progress” just my opinion.

So there we have it. Reform UK want to repeal the Equality Act. This is the law that: Stops your boss sacking you for being pregnant. Protects disabled workers who need adjustments to do their job. Backs up equal pay for women. Stops people from being harassed at work because they’re LGBT+. Makes it illegal to refuse someone a job or a service because of their race or religion. And THIS is what they’ve decided is the problem in Britain? Not the cost of living. Not NHS waits. Not wages. (They said they’d actually them CUT for young people) But YOUR rights. THEIR culture wars would TEAR UP protections that millions of hardworking Brits rely on every day. NO THANKS ❌

@TinyWriterLaura Did this is 1996 leaving a school!

i left school in 2007 and did this, and we even did this on the last day of primary school in 2001. it’s definitely not a gen z thing

green day didn’t get to say i’m not a part of a maga agenda at the superbowl

Mead is in trouble with the “wife” there 😬

Every time I see a headline about the "male loneliness epidemic" I translate it to "women, for the first time in history, are able to live and thrive completely independently...and men can't handle it."

@WhiteCapitalW @abjectbaby WTF?! Infertility, miscarriage risk, pregnancy and placenta complications are all hugely affected by sperm. What on earth are you basing this nonsense view on?

@abjectbaby Anytime a couple has a fertility issue it’s almost always on the woman’s side. Al Pacino had a kid at 80. Women should freeze their eggs. Especially if they want to have kids after 30.

If you are a 26 year old male, you need to be freezing your sperm. If you are a 26 year old male who isn’t freezing his sperm, you are unnecessarily torturing your future wifes body and making your children autistic.

@MaxRadwan And how many trophies have the men won in that time? 🧐

Games played by Arsenal teams at the Emirates since mid-November Arsenal Men: 11 Arsenal Women: 3 After this weekend, the women’s team won’t play there again for another 6 weeks

@KathrynBatte Wow

Brian Sorensen’s sacking means Sonia Bompastor and Dario Vidosic are now the joint second-longest serving managers in the WSL behind Marc Skinner.

@TomJGarry 😭

Excl. Katie McCabe likely to leave Arsenal this summer after respectful talks on her future. Understand no new deal is on the table. Arsenal want to refresh squad. McCabe wants to carry at the top level. Club legend, who has now won every available trophy. theguardian.com/football/2026/…

I wonder what odds you could have got on the Greens selecting a plumber, Reform selecting a southern academic and Labour selecting anyone but Andy Burnham in a vital Manchester by-election contest.